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Favourites: 261; Deviations: 44; Watchers: 78
Watching: 410; Pageviews: 1868; Comments Made: 50; Friends: 410
# Comments
Comments: 38
StepfordSmile In reply to VlSCERAL [2020-02-16 23:46:18 +0000 UTC]
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VlSCERAL In reply to StepfordSmile [2020-02-17 01:17:16 +0000 UTC]
1 month late reply HAHAHHAH
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MilzVala [2019-11-15 12:21:44 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:16 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:14 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:12 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:11 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:09 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:07 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:05 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:03 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:59:01 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile [2019-11-14 06:58:59 +0000 UTC]
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KaidokJ [2019-11-13 11:29:33 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. Β Β
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Opossun [2019-11-12 17:41:00 +0000 UTC]
thank you for the watch, your art is super pretty???? and also your oc journals are so organized and the oc memes make me wanna write for my own ocs aaAA
I love this A+++ great art great ocs 10/10
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StepfordSmile In reply to Opossun [2019-11-12 17:46:20 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile In reply to VlSCERAL [2019-11-11 01:02:37 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile In reply to gavinom123 [2019-11-07 18:56:49 +0000 UTC]
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yaizl [2019-11-06 19:05:14 +0000 UTC]
BRO i do not deserve to have you as a watcher YOUR ART IS FUCKING EPIC
WHAT THE HELL IM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS
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StepfordSmile In reply to yaizl [2019-11-06 19:17:06 +0000 UTC]
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yaizl In reply to StepfordSmile [2019-11-06 19:23:10 +0000 UTC]
GNRHJBGN NO U,,,
yw!! youre superrrr underrated bro
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CLOWNHOUSE [2019-11-06 00:12:58 +0000 UTC]
thank you so much for the watch holy shit?? I really love your style and color choicesΒ
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StepfordSmile In reply to CLOWNHOUSE [2019-11-06 04:26:22 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile In reply to Burucheri [2019-11-05 20:45:25 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile In reply to groovy-shiba [2019-11-05 20:45:11 +0000 UTC]
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vamphile [2019-11-05 04:16:38 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile In reply to vamphile [2019-11-05 05:12:27 +0000 UTC]
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StepfordSmile In reply to POIPOH [2019-11-04 20:32:59 +0000 UTC]
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POIPOH In reply to StepfordSmile [2019-11-04 20:46:20 +0000 UTC]
thank youuuuu (AwA ) i was in a pretty shitty mood, but you made me happyy TvT
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