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Stowell-Stowaway [32176859] [2014-07-30 21:26:52 +0000 UTC] (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 3939; Deviations: 9; Watchers: 26

Watching: 172; Pageviews: 6946; Comments Made: 1683; Friends: 172

# Interests

Other Interests: dong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

# About me

I am your dad now.

[hiatus]

# Comments

Comments: 437

Stowell-Stowaway [2016-04-29 19:26:43 +0000 UTC]

good talk

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ThePancakeThrower In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-05-23 22:31:46 +0000 UTC]

im

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Stowell-Stowaway [2016-04-29 19:26:29 +0000 UTC]

we're polluting the planet with garbage enough, don't need me (trash king) to add to that

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Stowell-Stowaway [2016-04-29 19:25:04 +0000 UTC]

is it absolutely necessary that i live, because c'mon

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ThePancakeThrower In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-05-23 22:32:02 +0000 UTC]

yeah i havent seen ur booty irl yet

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Kyneris [2016-04-19 22:33:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for adding Vireth to your favorites, I'm glad you like her!

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to Kyneris [2016-04-25 06:30:03 +0000 UTC]

i'm late to the party but eyy no problem. She's a real stunner honestly.

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ThePancakeThrower [2016-04-12 15:50:11 +0000 UTC]

ew ur fav folder is trashy 

//stalks

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to ThePancakeThrower [2016-04-25 08:03:52 +0000 UTC]

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ThePancakeThrower In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-04-25 18:29:51 +0000 UTC]

bb

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plahntkid [2016-03-02 13:26:20 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday, bud!

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to plahntkid [2016-03-04 14:51:05 +0000 UTC]

aaahhh thank you! i've had to celebrate it for like three days now because everyone keeps forgetting about the cake and idk why that makes it official but i'm just rolling with it :'')

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plahntkid In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-03-04 21:54:36 +0000 UTC]

heyy it's supposed to be a special day so hop to it and have fun v-v

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ThePancakeThrower [2016-02-25 21:48:10 +0000 UTC]

th e stREam GoT FUCKEDd

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to ThePancakeThrower [2016-03-04 14:51:16 +0000 UTC]

no u got fukked

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ThePancakeThrower In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-03-26 00:48:17 +0000 UTC]

by u

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lkjioijkl [2016-02-01 22:49:28 +0000 UTC]

the valentines thing is here again prepare yourself for spam

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to lkjioijkl [2016-02-02 08:56:38 +0000 UTC]

this reminds me of last year when i tried to burden you with super gay johnlock pics but i sent them to the wrong person : ))))))))))))

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lkjioijkl In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-02-03 16:47:36 +0000 UTC]

oh lmao i forgot about that
time flies when you throw a clock amirite

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to lkjioijkl [2016-02-04 14:34:36 +0000 UTC]

hopefully that clock will hit me in the head and kill me : )

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lkjioijkl In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-02-04 20:07:51 +0000 UTC]

clocks are peacful stop this clock misrepresentation

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to lkjioijkl [2016-02-05 10:18:11 +0000 UTC]

idk one fell on my cousins head once

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lkjioijkl In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-02-05 16:40:23 +0000 UTC]

um sweatyy./.. one personm doesdnot represent all of clockkind : ) :L :L

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to lkjioijkl [2016-02-11 22:19:21 +0000 UTC]

sir are you having a stroke

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lkjioijkl In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-02-13 21:53:03 +0000 UTC]

oui

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loqcabin In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-02-02 16:38:21 +0000 UTC]

Nice going, slick xD

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to loqcabin [2016-02-04 14:36:58 +0000 UTC]

IT WAS A VERY TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE

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ThePancakeThrower [2016-01-28 04:46:17 +0000 UTC]

i just called kaleb an angry kitten i am prepared to get fucked™

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ThePancakeThrower [2016-01-15 01:57:56 +0000 UTC]

hello, its meme.
i was wondering if after all these days you'd like to reply 
to go over everything
they say that memes supposed to heal ya
but i aint done much memein'
hello, did you read this
im in lincolnshire dreaming about how we used to message
when we were online, and free
ive forgotten how it felt when the memes fell at our feet

theres such a lag between us
and a million skype calls 

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIITTTTEEEEE
I MUST HAVE MESSAGED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIMMMEEESSSS 
TO TELL YOUUU IM SORRRYYY FOR EVERY MEME THAT IVE SENT
BUT WHEN I COMMENT YOU NEVER SEEM TO BE ONLINE

HELLLOOOOO FROM ONNNLIIINNEEEE
AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I TRIED
TO TELLLL YOU IM SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR MODEM 
BUT IT DONT MATTER YOU'RE CLEARLY NEVER ONLINE ANYMOORREEEE

hello,
how are you
its so typical of me to meme about pepe im sorry 
i hope that you're shibey
did you ever make it out of that chat where notifs never worked

its no secret that the both of us 
are running out of reaction images

sO HELLO FROM THE OTHER SITTEEEEE (other site)
I MUST HAVE MESSAGED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIMMMEEESSSS (thousand times)
TO TELL YOUUU IM SORRYYY FOR EVERY MEME THAT IVE SENT
BUT WHEN I COMMENT YOU NEVER SEEM TO BE ONLINE

HELLLOOOOO FROM ONNNLIIINNEEEE (online)
AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I TRIED
TO TELLLL YOU IM SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR MODEM 
BUT IT DONT MATTER YOU'RE CLEARLY NEVER ONLINE ANYMOORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass)

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SITTEEEEE (other site)
I MUST HAVE MESSAGED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIMMMEEESSSS (thousand times)
TO TELL YOUUU IM SORRYYY FOR EVERY MEME THAT IVE SENT
BUT WHEN I COMMENT YOU NEVER SEEM TO BE ONLINE

HELLLOOOOO FROM ONNNLIIINNEEEE (online)
AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I TRIED
TO TELLLL YOU IM SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR MODEM 
BUT IT DONT MATTER YOU'RE CLEARLY NEVER ONLINE ANYMOoOOooreeeee...

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ThePancakeThrower [2016-01-04 02:23:01 +0000 UTC]

i actually cannot get over your prrofile picture

##xpurt blur

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ThePancakeThrower [2016-01-02 05:32:16 +0000 UTC]

itsffkve


fkve 
five thrity okne in the morng

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ThePancakeThrower [2015-12-31 19:24:37 +0000 UTC]

dongins

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to ThePancakeThrower [2015-12-31 20:36:52 +0000 UTC]

have you only just noticed

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ThePancakeThrower In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2016-01-01 16:57:21 +0000 UTC]

well unlike sOME PEOPLE i dont stalk profiles

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ThePancakeThrower [2015-12-27 02:58:12 +0000 UTC]

ew, gay faggot 

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to ThePancakeThrower [2015-12-28 09:21:38 +0000 UTC]

at least im HOT, bitchtits >: o

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ThePancakeThrower In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2015-12-29 18:47:06 +0000 UTC]

my leg is hotter than ur fuckin faCE kISS MY ASS WHORESTORE

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lkjioijkl [2015-12-24 18:57:05 +0000 UTC]

ass n tiddies

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to lkjioijkl [2015-12-25 08:19:22 +0000 UTC]

[straightens tie] [combs hair] [checks breath] 
I am ready for the ass n' tiddies

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lkjioijkl In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2015-12-25 11:16:17 +0000 UTC]

oh shit it's christmas
ass and tinsel?

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lkjioijkl [2015-12-19 01:37:24 +0000 UTC]

did you know the bee movie only uses the word comrade once, which is surprising since it is known world wide to be communist propaganda. i guess the key to subliminal messaging really is being subtle, hey putin?

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to lkjioijkl [2015-12-19 02:16:19 +0000 UTC]

they gave a bee a whole hospital bed. you know who else could of used that hospital bed? adolf hitler, if he were alive. what does this mean? you know exactly what this means.

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lkjioijkl In reply to Stowell-Stowaway [2015-12-19 02:19:26 +0000 UTC]

   

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to lkjioijkl [2015-12-19 02:23:38 +0000 UTC]

 

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ArchimedeHiken [2015-12-17 23:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Hiii, thanks for the fav

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Stowell-Stowaway In reply to ArchimedeHiken [2015-12-19 19:41:42 +0000 UTC]

np ^w^

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lkjioijkl [2015-12-16 07:19:47 +0000 UTC]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? 

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not-active-anymore [2015-12-08 21:29:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch! C:

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DamaiMikaz [2015-12-07 17:43:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for adding Sketchdump March 2015 - 01 [gesture drawing] to your collections. I'm happy that you like the piece

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ThePancakeThrower [2015-12-01 03:22:52 +0000 UTC]

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