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Sugar-Honey-IcedTea
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[2014-03-30 07:21:56 +0000 UTC]
"That One Tea Lover Deviant~"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 139; Deviations: 20; Watchers: 23
Watching: 4; Pageviews: 3972; Comments Made: 1280; Friends: 4
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# About me
(This is still Suren but I will change some information like height so don't be alarmed)Name: Suren Barkwodight
Age: 20
Height: 4'11
Weight: 60 lbs
Orientation: Gay
Relationship: Single
# Comments
Comments: 330
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Blame your brother for getting me addicted to doing these things. XD
"He's S to U, R, E, N. And he's always the cutest in the end. He's Surenlicious."
Blame Bse for these things. XD
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He gave me the idea to do these-
XD
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/rolls over
"Mama, I got you a present!"
/holds up hand made sweater
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"I knit a sweater for you."
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"Wow, you look amazing~"
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"Love you mama~"
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"Here." He hands over $20 "It's all I got but use it for a gift for your husband or something useful."
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Why?...~ Hands it back.
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"Please take it."
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"Just, please take it. I don't need it. I get my paycheck next week."
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"Because why?"
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The giant muscle beast towered over the hedgehog, a devious grin on his muzzle. "Hey there Suren~."
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Then, Jeff felt breathing down his neck. A towering purple figure stood behind Jeff, an angry look on his face. "Well, well, well...guess I caught you in the act..."
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"Oh my fu- WHATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT?! I ASK A QUESTION AND HOLY FUCK, I SUCK ASS AGAIN"
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"No, you're not asking a question, you're trying to take Suren away from me. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, YOU BASTARD."
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"I ASKED HIM BECAUSE I HAD AN EXTRA TICKET! I'VE BEEN ASKING TO SEE IF ANYONE WANTED TO GO AND I DONT WANT SUREN, DAMNIT! GEEZ!" He throws the now torn up tickets
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"You asked it in a crood way, most likely implying that you wanted to take him to the movies to win him back," Destruction sighed. "Now look, I don't want to hurt anyone today, it's been a good day for me-"
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"What's the point? Kill me so no one will have to deal with me anymore."
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"No, I don't want to do that. I just want to reason with you, Jeff. Nothing harsh, ok?"
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"Why though? I am the lowest piece of life in the galaxy."
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"I've never said that. I just don't want you messing with my husband, ok? Suren is special to me...ok?" He blinked and sighed again. "And DON'T go trying to guilt trip me. I don't tolerate that."
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"What part of I fucking don't want Suren is so fucking hard to understand?!"
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"You seem to be swooning him an awful lot lately, hm?"
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"Then at the LEAST could you not invite him to the movies? That's MY job."
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"You shouldn't need to invite. You two make the plans and go. Me, I just eh."
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"You know what I meant, Jeff."
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"Then help me find someone."
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