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SwipingMonocles
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[2010-05-02 20:20:58 +0000 UTC]
"little king trashmouth"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 180; Deviations: 20; Watchers: 24
Watching: 15; Pageviews: 7072; Comments Made: 1749; Friends: 15
# Interests
Favorite books: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Dandelion WineFavorite writers: Hunter S. Thompson, Ray Bradbury, Tom Wolfe
Tools of the Trade: ME FOOKIN' FISTS
Other Interests: journalism
# About me
Fair warning: I haven't updated this in a thousand yearsso
good luck
Step outside, I'll kick my ass.
I am a legal adult with a stupid nose and I like to balance things on my head and make fart jokes.
I identify as gender fluid and prefer he/him or they/them pronouns.
I occasionally feel the urge to punch Gabe Saporta in the face, i'm a (shitty) vegetarian, I have an unhealthy obsession with Starbucks (oh god I work at Starbucks now what happened though) and Spock.
my bois
Awshit son, Slytherin pride.
Current Residence: Bat country
Current Status: death is coming but not soon enough
# Comments
Comments: 978
I remember you? Momo.... hmm. I don't know but were probably knew each other a fair amount, let's catch up ! I'll add your tumblr.
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do you??? I might remember you?? mayb ?e??? I'm getting weird vague image-memories. Were you ever on gaiaonline at all?? That's usually where people know me from
I just went through a fair amount of the old comments on my page trying to enlighten myself but I ended up making myself more confused
(i'm just sat here going "who the fuck?" as I read through comments like this was a bad idea who are all of these poeple)
bc I literally have no memory of my deviantart days oh god
maybe I blocked it out for the good of my sanity who knows
also sorry for kind of word-vomiting at you
(PS- I used to ask people to call me Noc or Nova if that rings any bells?)
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remember when i made the alexa chung thing because of that song
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have sex with alexa chung
by telling her i'm well hung
... I--i- i'm quite well hung!
derp :U
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oh my gosh that was forever ago o:
derp :U
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"you
i should havve fuckin knowwn"
deviantART muro drawing
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ARIEL YOU WHORE-
FIRSTLY I MISS YOU...
SECONDLY I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D MAKE A GAY LITTLE HOMESTUCK FANTROLL THINGY SINCE THEY'D BE MY MATESPRIT FOR SURE-
ALSO I'M AN IDIOT AND CAPSLOCK...
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HELL YES HFGNYHUJHBGFHC
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW
AND
I MAY OR MAY NOT JUST BE
EXTREMELY LAZY
:U
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JUST DO THIS.
BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME <3
ALSO SHUSH, YOU CAN NEVER BE AS LAZY AS ME.
THIS IS A FACT, NOT A CHALLENGE.
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YES?
WAIT. NO.
>:0(
NOPE.
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Ariel.
Ariel.
I love you did you know that?
*Cowars behind a cardboard box*
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
(that's I fucking love you too in Sober!Gamz speak)
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...You just made my day and it's 1:00 a.m.-
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WHAT
WHAT DID I DO
I FORGOT
If I just honk a lot would you still love me or
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Ariel you are Ariel I already love you in the most creepiest of ways-
And thanks for mouth raping me at the fair by the way ;D
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The fair was pretty glorious, if I do say so myself.
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BABE I'M SO UNCOOL I GOT DISTRACTED LAST NIGHT AT THE FAIR, UM DERP...
AND THIS IS PHOEBE.
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swipingmonocles.tumblr.com/ask
I don't have a direct link to it
:U
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[link]
I was looking through my old favorites. This was like the seventh thing I ever favorited on here.
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EPIC HUG TIME
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
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We need to go to Warped Tour D:
Seriously, do you think it's possible for us to get tickets and rides there and such? Trying to convince pappers...
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... what.
I am confuse.
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I'm going to rip your throat out and sell it on the black market.
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Sounds delicious.
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[link]
Yeah, that's it.
Why did you kill two of our conversations, btw?
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They're sitting here because I'm lazy.
I'll probably end up replying to them tomorrow.
Also
Ask your mom
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Well.
That's great planning.
FIIINE.
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FUCK YOU I ASKED LAST NIGHT
FUCK YOU
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AND I ASKED HER AND SHE DIDN'T RESPOND
WHAT DAY AGAIN?
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OKAY THEN
FINE
I WILL
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I DUNNO
I DON'T REMEMBER
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So when I was looking for reference for your drawing, I came across some articles...
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SHOW ME :U
Also; my phone died, in case you hadn't noticed.
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