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[2004-05-08 04:09:57 +0000 UTC]
"Alicia"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 162; Deviations: 103; Watchers: 57
Watching: 60; Pageviews: 12129; Comments Made: 880; Friends: 60
# Interests
Favorite movies: Ferngully, Princess Mononoke, Knocking on Heaven's DoorFavorite bands / musical artists: Yoko Kanno, Steve Conte, Led Zeppelin, Doobie Brothers, Jun Senoue, HardLine
Favorite games: Sonic Adventure 2, Super Mario World, DKC 2, Skies of Arcadia, Ocarina of Time, Legend of Dragoon
Favorite gaming platform: SEGA DreamCast
Tools of the Trade: Mechanical Pencil and Eraseable Pen, Photoshop, Illustrator
Other Interests: Video Games, Anime, Cartoons, Alto Sax, Doodling!
# About me
Current Residence: Oswego, NYFavourite genre of music: Anything but most rap and country.
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iTunes
Skin of choice: Blemish-free!
Favourite cartoon character: L (Ryuuzaki), Sonic & Shadow Hedgehog, Vivi (FFIX), Michelangelo (TMNT), InuYasha, Impmon, Ratch
Personal Quote: o/' Pledge Allegiance to Eggman o/'
# Comments
Comments: 79
Yo! Rabid one ^^ 'sup? thanks a lot for the devwatch. cool gallery you have here. big variety XP
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TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or say, "I love you."
This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it or your wish won't come true.
And check!
And repost dis with da name To My Dear Husband....To My Dear Wife...or u will bad sex in da future.......
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idk if you remember me, but my old account name was duffman1658, just thought id re-add you to my dev watch now that im back up and running on deviantart.
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geeze. You people are so on top of things. Sending thanks for favorites and everything. ^-^; It makes me feel guilty for not doing the same.
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Thanks for 
Its greatly appreciated
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what county on LI are you in?? i live there too in the suffolk county!
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Thank you for adding Death is an Angel to your favorites!
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Not as smecksy as that Kratos avatar. ^.~
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I know you have no reason to watch me back, so I'll just watch you and be on my way.
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is Deviously Annoying
is Female
is a deviant since May 8, 2004, 1:09 AM
has 2,400 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 9h 21m 5s ago
is currently
is an AIM user; ARCatz87
is a Yahoo Messenger user; rabid_hedgie
lol cute
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>.< My Enter key got stuck. XD
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Congrats on catching that!
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Congrats on catching that!
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Congrats on catching that!
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i really like your artwork and enjoyed looking at it
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~The-Rabid-One
Alicia
is Deviously Annoying
is Female
is a deviant since May 7, 2004, 10:09 PM
has 1,800 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 1d 1h 40m 15s ago
Yay! You're almost to 2k! ^^
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Congrats on getting 1800! ^-^
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AHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'VE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE WITH A GUMMY BEAR!!!
And you have been given a bag of gummy bears to throw back!
So throw them at the next innocent person that standing near you!
RULES!!!
1-You must throw gummy bears at at least '6' people!
Your ammunition!
2-You can't throw a gummy bear at the person who threw one at you.
3-Unfortunately, you can't eat them.
4-Start spreading the gummy bear throwing love around DA!
Let the chucking commence!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guess who this is? It's Joey (BlazikenJoe)! I have no art up though, but some soon! See you in chat! Bye!
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Thanks ya Kindly, Joe. Let's see what kinda art ya got!
Welcome to DevArt!
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It are B00. I watch you.. Because you have good art.
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Hiya! I was browsing someone's page and your icon caught my eye. Gotta love FF9!
Anyhoo, I like the stuff in your gallery, so I'm gonna watch ya! 
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