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TheKnightOfAnus [30436955] [2014-03-08 00:22:33 +0000 UTC] "My Skype: TheKnightOfAnus" (Canada)

# Statistics

Favourites: 0; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 4

Watching: 10; Pageviews: 1745; Comments Made: 111; Friends: 10

# Interests

Other Interests: My dildo sword, Nipples the Dwarf Unicorn, Sexy Leg Lamp

# About me

Planet: Sphinktoria

Parents: Olga Stewart, Titus Stewart

The Knight of Anus was born into the Sphintorian Royal Family. Everybody loved him especially Skaryl the stalker gurl and he wanted nothing to do with her because she had a va-j-j. His best friend was a sexy leg lamp.

When he is a teen he is still a very popular dude but Skaryl the stalker gurl died in a jousting accident. Later on Sabrina is cousin fell in love with him. She tried many times to hook up with him. *wink wink* He was not interested. She has B000BS! His best friend remained the sexy leg lamp.
As an adult when the sexy leg lamp got a chip in it Roy became worried for its health. He went in secret to the dark Madam Mim to enchant Sexy Leg Lamp. It loifs!!!!!

One day he sets off on a quest with Nipples his dwarf unicorn and Sexy Leg Lamp his sexy leg lamp; to claim his destiny sword. They found a magical book. The book is an anatomy book that tells him about the most amazing part of your body. The Anus. He wanted to be as noble as the anus and took up the alias of The Knight of Anus...

Magical Companion: Nipples the dwarf unicorn and Sexy Leg Lamp

# Comments

Comments: 8

SnivyTheRuler [2015-01-09 23:09:36 +0000 UTC]

Your page is just.....magestic but rather......interesting xD
Your webcam is also amazing xD

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TheKnightOfAnus In reply to SnivyTheRuler [2015-01-20 00:09:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much!

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SnivyTheRuler In reply to TheKnightOfAnus [2015-01-20 20:27:39 +0000 UTC]

Noooo problem

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thewhimsy [2014-04-22 06:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I don't...I don't even know...YOUR DEVIANTID CAUSES MY BRAIN TO MELT. I am simultaneously intrigued and horrified by your very existence sir.

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TheKnightOfAnus In reply to thewhimsy [2014-04-23 21:18:11 +0000 UTC]

Would you like to know that answer fair maiden? Come to my Royal Apartment with me.... *Sweeps thewhimsy off their feet*

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RussiaLover13 [2014-03-20 22:24:19 +0000 UTC]

Omg I just read your bio/interests. XDDDD YOU WIN ONE FREE INTERNET AND ONE FREE VITAL RIEGONS! I wish you the best on your quest brave knight.

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TheKnightOfAnus In reply to RussiaLover13 [2014-03-20 23:35:37 +0000 UTC]

Yes!!! I have always wanted them. Thank you Miss I will think of you when saving fair maidens.

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RussiaLover13 In reply to TheKnightOfAnus [2014-03-20 23:51:18 +0000 UTC]

You have my thanks and welcomes great knight.

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