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TheMrSir
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[2010-09-03 19:06:53 +0000 UTC]
"Ask me about being Awesome."
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# Statistics
Favourites: 3385; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 27
Watching: 81; Pageviews: 15632; Comments Made: 2888; Friends: 81
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: YivaeFavorite movies: The Cell - Or Harry potter 2
Favorite bands / musical artists: Tool, Terrorfakt, The mad capsule markets, Mucc, Chemlab
Favorite books: Dictionaries
Favorite writers: Lian Hearn, Me, J.K Rowling, Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite games: The Club, Fallout 3 + New Vegas, Amnesia, Oblivion, Killer 7, Jak and Daxter, Jak 2, Jak 3, Skyrim
Favorite gaming platform: PS2, PC
Tools of the Trade: Magic
Other Interests: Music, Art, Martial arts, birds
# About me
# Comments
Comments: 353
Thanks for the fav on "Jason Todd: Hush Little Birdy..."
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hey mister simon sir, thanks for the portrait! x) i'm indeed the kinda cat that doesn't give a single fuck... and my yellow balloon is badass...
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That is neat as fuck! :'D
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you mean... nut right? nut as fuck! xD
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Of course that's what I mean O_O
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oh ok then... i was afraid you weren't talking about nuts..
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I was scrolling down my messages and I saw your icon out of the corner of my eye and I'm like "I must be imagining things." Then I check again and scream. Fun change dude
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It's awesome, isn't it? XD
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what? deviant for 1 year? i thought i knew you forever..
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Wow, only one year... I thought it was much longer, too... XD
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Did you know that Companions are actually (almost) a real historical deal? Bah, not only are they real, they're POLISH
[link]
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(y) That's neat. ... It suuuure is.
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I don't know if you play MineCraft, but... [link]
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I'm too much of a graphic+story nerd to play minecraft... but that was awesome XD
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Yeah, MineCraft offers none of these... but graphics are very nice and aesthetic 
And you can make any story you want 
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Sounds neat! I write to create stuff like that
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I do not appreciate these comments.
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So, I go on kwejk.pl . It's a polish website with pictures/gifs/print screens, basically a giant database of things you can share via facebook and feel fucking cool for your epic wit and humour. There are some crazy shit sometimes 
And just now, first page I see this: [link] .
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Ahhh, good old TrollhΓ€ttan. I do think it's funny that most people don't believe it exists XD
Only half a year left until Troll Days!... I WILL wear a trollface mask this time...
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...I am coming to your town for the Troll Days. Expect me six months early.
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I wish
...first world problems
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HAHA! Yeah... First world problems... And here I've never even been outside of Scandinavia ._.
I don't even have a passport. D:
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It's especially ironic (or not, not sure) since Poland is third world in comparison with Sweden
Also, are you having a communism in Sweden? The only time in history of Poland that we didn't have passports was during People's Republic of Poland. It ended with a revolution 22 years ago. People died.
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I'm a bit rusty at the definition of communism. But we aren't that far from it.
Thing is I can't afford a passport. But they do last for ten years.
We can buy "beer" from age 18 in grocery stores, but it's 20 year age limit on all other alcohol, we have that stuff stored away in special stores where you're barely even allowed to enter if you look too young. Otherwise you go drink at the bar, that's allowed from age 18 as well. But that's DAMNED expensive. Seeing as I have a very strong tolerance to alcohol, five trays of vodka shots will barely make me tipsy. And then I've already done away with half of my paycheck. The alcohol allowed to be sold in stores must not exceed alcohol level of 3,2%, if it does, it will be banned and the store selling them will be closed down and sued.
Strict rules?
Hell yes.
We even have 15-18 year age limit on energy drinks...
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Marx anticipated that.
Well, same in Poland. I guess I misunderstood you earlier.
We have all kinds of alcohols sold in grocery shops and malls with 18 years age limit plus some shop assistants don't really bother to check your I.D. if you look old enough.
I don't know how resistant I am to alcohol, I never drank yet and don't really intend to that ever. I once sipped a glass of beer and a lamp of champagne on different occasions, I didn't like its taste. Heck, I dislike liquor stuffed chocolates as well. I can't possibly be Polish with that attitude
Well, our alcohols start at alcohol level of 3,2% so... yeah
Hell, Poles invented the way to drink rectified spirit of the alcohol level of 95% 
Also, [link]
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Ah ^^ ... eh... don't know what else to reply XD
Our alcohol limit starts at a nifty 0,1%...
Can you freaking believe that?...
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I need to get more drunk to understand that 
Too bad you can't
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"I can drink ten bottles of beer and still drive. Why? Fuck you. That's why." - my impression of a Swede
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XD Sad thing is... it's true in some cases...
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In some cases you FUCK ME AND THAT'S WHY 
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EXACTLY! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!
Now... For some soothing music.
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What music sooths fucking and that's why ;?
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