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TheWriterNextDoor
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[2012-03-23 01:52:53 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 24; Deviations: 11; Watchers: 7
Watching: 21; Pageviews: 2887; Comments Made: 808; Friends: 21
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: James Gulliver Hancock (who I think should be MUCH more famous than he is) and, of course, Leslie K. Meza!Favorite movies: Mrs. Doubtfire! (Robin Williams, along with somebody else whose name is pointless to mention) is AMAZINGLY humorous. He is my acting idol~!
Favorite TV shows: I'm afraid I am not fond of watching television programs. They addle the brain.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Lenka, Adele
Favorite books: Do I really have to pick favorites?
Favorite writers: Rick Riordan, Suzanne Collins (of course!), Charles Dickens, Louis Carroll, Practically Every Writer On The Face Of This Planet Whose Books I Enjoy
Favorite games: I do enjoy an occasional game of chess.
Favorite gaming platform: Whhaaatt?
Tools of the Trade: ERm..
Other Interests: Words, that includes languages.
# About me
Hello! My name is Katarina. (Although sometimes I must use the alias Jesus. ) My birthday is March 14th. My hobbies include: drawing (obviously), writing (another obvious one) and trying to understand those silly people who go to my school. Also, I love to read, I don't care about how nerdy people think I am because of it xD.
Additional things that I forgot to include... oh yes, I do enjoy perplexing human beings with my sesquipedalian vocabulary and various puzzles and brain-teasers.
Note: I am really a renaissance woman (er... girl) and enjoy everything except softball and other games that require physical activity.
Leslie your computer mechanic is here to say I love you and you love me, too 
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE TECHIE, LESLIE!!!
Also I fixed your I <3 Cats thing
I am a noob
# Comments
Comments: 172
I literally haven't been on here in FOREVER, I'm so sorry. I'm here now though!
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Hi, I am I think I have been hacked, so I got on another account. I entered my password, and it's wrong when I KNOW it's right. I clicked the "lost password" and it said they couldn't find me email! 
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Ohhh hey Eliza I don't know, ask arachindsGrip or somefish. I'm terrriiiibbblllle with technology
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You're welcome, I love your art so much ^v^
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wow, thank you!
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You're quite welcome. It's very cute.
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No problem, you are a great artist!!!!!
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And thank YOU for the llama! 38D
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Heyeyeyeyey Katarina
I'm dead.
c:
Abby knows this and in the process I flipped off Adam who turned out to be a drag queen because I rejected him for Dave AM WHAT.
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Oh hai Leslie~ seems like I haven't talked to you in a while ouo Get on Pesterchum soon! We must converse.
Oh? But I thought we established the fact that we are both essentially deceased heiresses, because Meenah kills all of her descendants?
C:
I shall require clarification, however. You are dead, do not like Adam anymore, have instead developed red feelings for Dave. And then there's that thing about the drag queens. I do not do slang, Leslie, so you simply must tell me what a drag queen is. Let us not forget, additionally, the part that says "AM WHAT". I do not know the meaning of this. It is, mayhap, part of that slang children use these days.
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UuU yes I need to get on there.
Actually The Condesce essentially did not kill Fef, Eridan did. So we could have died another way first |D
Katarina drag queens aren't slang. They are crossdressing men, transvestites.
Also, AM WHAT refers to how much I just pwned Adam mentally and emotionally because really
"Fuck That Guy"
--Kanaya Maryam.
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Yes. Soon. Eight o'clock tomorrow, mayhap?
I'm not there yet in the web comic, so I really don't concern myself with that yet.
Well then, drag queen is considered slang for transvestite / cross dresser. Augh this iPad thingy won't let me use fish puns or unoffIcial compound words :/
I'm sorry for being a (lovable) social reject whose life is frequented with bouts of creativity, which causes me to write several Great American novels but otherwise gets me nowhere when it comes to popular culture.
I'm glad you came to your senses and finally realized what a fucking douchecanoe he is.
--Katarina
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So tonight. I'll get on PS if I can c:
Except YOU READ THE WIKI ;u;
No? It's a synonym.
Pfft.
But you still have a flushcrush on him.
--Leslie
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Well you better make sure that you, indeed, can.
Well I SUPPOSE I DO BUT IT GETS REALLY CONFUSING WHAT WITH ALL THAT SHIT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ;U;
NONONONONONONONONONO
It's true though.
Even though I love that you had the nerve to point that out, I still shall have to proceed to slap you.
--Katarina
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I did get on and you weren't there.
8luh.
There was no nerve needed to point it out.
--Leslie
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Oh yeah. I forgot about it ;;
Speaking of bitches, Jana is being one.
You are rather annoying.
--Katarina
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I figured.
????????
Says the girl who is about twice as annoying to the point where I have to draw until my hands are sore just to calm down.
--Leslie
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Sometimes I think, "If only I was less absent-minded..." and then I forget about that wish because I just realized I misplaced my glasses.
You... You wouldn't understand... You are an only child...
Orly? What drawings of yours am I responsible for? :::
--Katarina
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Jesus why.
Gooby.
I have 7 cousins and the oldest is 8. Don't tell me I don't understand SOME things.
I don't upload them.
--Leslie
by the way Abby threw a fit because I told her her rising sign is Gemini and she said she is a Cancer and wants to stay that way, so I explained what rising signs are and she said the same thing, so I called her stupid and it all went downhill from there. Currently our last texts are:
Abby: whatever, Leslie.
Me: Whatever.
You can tell I'm pissed when I use the "whatever".
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BECAUSE I AM JESUS /slapped
Leslie pls I have so many cousins I can't even COUNT all of them. I even have three a neice who is my age.
You should, because I'd like to see c: As would everyone else.
It is alright, for Abby is a pita.
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JESUS SHOULD NOT FORGET ;;
But you don't understand how I'm referring to them, I'm referring to them as like kind of my siblings.
I actually erase and remake and erase and remake and never finish and then delete them :c
I called her that, too.
Stupid lousy goddamn cranky friend.
" I was joking!!" my ass!!!!!!!!
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JESUS HAS THE RIGHT TO DO SO
Oh you poor donut. At least many of my cousins live on another continent ;;
Don't do that! Just remember that you're by far one of the BEST artists out there our age
Well, it is true, after all.
You should tell her that she is being lousy stupid goddamn cranky. Just, you know, be honest. Yell at her. That is what I do.
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BUT JESUS Y U WALK ON WATER BUT FORGET THINGS
Pfft.
THE 8EST. Wait please don't infl8te my ego, I hate thinking well of myself ;;
So she finally apologized.
Apparently something is happening and I can't understand.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY TELL ME I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHEN I HAVE GOOGLE?
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TO QUOTE EDMOND DANTES, IT'S COMPLICATED
Unkawaii Adam!
What if it's true, though? You rely ARE segoi.
Oh? She just wants you to pester her for answers, so she can get sympathy, all girls do it ;;
PEOPLE ARE STUPID, YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT D:
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OKAY
Semi-kawaii Adam!
*sugoi
either way I hate to think that way.
Abby is different. She wouldn't have told me but she did because we argued.
;;
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IT IS FROM THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, THE MOVIE WE WATCHED AND THE PLAY E ARE DOING NEXT YEAR, DONUT
Leslie pls he is not Kawaii in the least.
Sorry iPad won't let me type that ;;
Yeah, me too ;u; Some girls, thought, I swear. They just scream, "COMPLIMENT FISHER!" IT's like it's fucking written on their foreheads.
Yes, I know. Abby is not a compliment- and sympathy-fisher.
Hey, what did you exactly mean when you said you were dead a while ago?
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NO SHIT SHERLOCK
I dislike that once I decide to not like him anymore, you suddenly don't, either. We're not the same person and we each have different feelings and thoughts. I do not think for you.
Murp iPad.
What do you mean? No you don't. You have a huge ego and frikkin LOVE it.
A wild compliment fisher appears.
Yeah.
I am still dead.
I've always been dead.
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WELL YOU ARE WRONG BECAUSE THERE IS SHIT
LOTS OF SHIT
(,Leslie I still like him, but being Katarina, this is about the last time I will ever admit it. Now don't make me say it again. )
I may love compliments, but I have honor and don't fish for them.
I am not like Adam, who drops hints at him not thinking that his still life is good and expects me to say that I like it and that I think it is good.
Is it the Pisces thing, or what?
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ESPECIALY ON HIS BUTT.
( You had no problem saying it before, though.)
He's always boasting. Maybe for once, he really thinks he could do better.
What
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*especially
And yes, too true.
( What are you glubbing aboat? I've alwaves had prawn elms with admitting that I, um.... have red eelings for him. )
No, no. He was fishing for compliments. Subtly, mayhap, and putting his acting skills to use, but I cod tell.
/puts on shocked face/ Thou art DEFENDING the drag queen???!!!
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oui
( No, not at all. You would constantly say his face was pleasant to look at, you wanted the role in the play just for that, you would say you were going to marry him, and you would say you wouldn't "let me have him" and you would be jealous if I ended up with him instead.)
It isn't like he's ALWAYS a complete douche. When he spoke to me he was respectful, reserved, but kind and he was nice to me. I just hate how he acted a lot of the time.
do I have to slap you again now do I
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oui oui
( Oh cod, it burns my eyes just to look at that shit, and no, I wouldn't be jealous of you. And that isn't the reason I want the part. )
But it is still safe to say that he is an egotistical drag queen most of the time?
H3H3H3
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pee
( you are a really bad liar. )
MOST of the time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( I am actually pretty sugoi, just saying. )
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peehee
( not at lying )
wow you really do not understand decent humor
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Pee he
He pee
( Yes. And you are a Sharada. )
I do. And capitalize.
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no
( gettin real tired of your bullshit. )
that is part of why you don't understand.
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Hey I saw that song, Sharada... I mean listened to it... Is it really that much like me?
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Huh. I did not know that.
But seriously, this world is so inferior to the ones I have created. It's really so much better there.
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Really? Like when?
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As in, some people would prefer a reality to a fantasy.
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Don't you? I visit Ray sometimes, and he has, if I must say, a very nice mansion. You should come and see it.
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