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TrollingParseeplz
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[2011-05-03 00:26:01 +0000 UTC]
"Parsee Mizuhashi"
(United States Virgin Islands)
# Statistics
Favourites: 16; Deviations: 23; Watchers: 27
Watching: 15; Pageviews: 9572; Comments Made: 940; Friends: 15
# Interests
Favorite movies: Se7enFavorite games: Subterranean Animism
Other Interests: Trolling, attacking art thieves, rape, and making idiots RAEG
# About me
Gensokyo Troll Brigade RapNow I see that motherfuckin’ writing on the wall
When you see G-Tewi
Thirty Deep, she’s down to brawl
Fuck all stealers I see
‘Cause I hate that you breathe
I see you duck
You little punk
You little fuckin’ disease
I got “TH” tatted on the front of my arm
Koumakyo Nendoroids in the back of the car
‘Cause we drunk-drive Cadillacs, we never go far
But when you see us motherfucker, better know who we are
I got one thing to say to punk-stealers who hate
Motherfuckers don’t know what
You better watch what you say
From those recolor fucks
To those Gary-Stu punks
You don’t know what it takes to get this motherfuckin’ truck
I’m already loud, maybe it’s a little too late
Parsee’s taking heads off of all faggots who hate
‘Cause I’m a god motherfucker, there’s a price to pay
Yeah, I’m a god motherfucker, and it’s judgment day
I’m getting used to this nuisance
Of fags who rip off this music
How fucking stupid and foolish of you to think you can do this
You stealers can’t, you never will
Don’t even try to pursue it
I took the chance, I played the game
I nearly died for this music
You make me wanna run around pulling my spellcards and shit
You’re tempting me to run my mouth and call you out on this bitch
How ignorant you gotta be to believe any of this?
You need to slit your wrist, get pissed and go jump off a bridge
What, you can’t see the sarcasm in the comments I spit?
What, you think I just got lucky, didn’t work for this shit?
Bitch, I been working at this ever since I was a kid
I’ve done a million empty drawings for only family and friends
What kinda person would steal a piece that deserves to get big?
I’d hate to be that person when my verse comes out their kids’ lips
That shit’s as bad as it gets
This battle’s over, just quit
Signed “Troll Brigade” on your girlfriend’s tits
Youkai with tattoos
We’re coming right at you
We’re breaking everything, rowdy like a classroom
Pack of wolves, ‘cause we don’t follow the rules
And when you’re running your mouth
Our spellcards come out
But why you always pressin
You know I’m never stressin
With fucking DMS
And Reimu to my left
Got Mokou and the rest
Who are down there at the west
We grew up on drive-bys and Gensokyo Gang-signs
So what the fuck you know about being a grazer?
And what the fuck you know about being in danger?
You ain’t doing this, so you know you just talking shit
Mad at all of us, ‘cause every comment’s a fucking hit
Motherfuckin time to ride, ride
See you duck when we drive-by
Motherfuckin time to ride, ride
Won’t you punks just die, die die
Written by
Current Residence: Under a bridge TuT
Skin of choice: your skin >:3
Favourite cartoon character: Myself, Mokou, Byakuren
Personal Quote: "You wish you were as awesome as me and you jelly..."
# Comments
Comments: 499
*removes your legs*
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But seriously, you're okay with kids crossing your bridge? :c
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I'm really sorry Paru.... I hope you aren't still mad at me?
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((I hope you won't mind coming to the board tonight? I really need a friend right now. I'm really sorry for bothering you again.))
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I LUV YAOI SO MUCH I MUST STEEL IT FRUM PEEPUL WHO TOOK IT DOWN- *shot*
[link] (Original: [link] )
[link] (This is a Tineye link, since I can't actually access the picture without an account orz.)
The third one can't be found by tineye, though. :\
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Hmm....everything was deleted =3=
My work is done
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Oh... 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Parsee... It's getting lonely... please come to the chat?
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It-it's not like I WANTED to make you jealous! Dummy!
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lol but yur vibe just makes me jealous x3 JK love yu Parsee <333 even if yur trolling xD
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I..just..think WE SHOULD GO OUR SEPERATE WAYS~!!! TwT
You have Hijiri..and I have Kaguya..;__;
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Paruuuuuuuu~ I miss when we used to make love..like at least once a day ; u ;
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[link]
Screenshots from the touhou animu ova.
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Y-you didn't say anything when I admitted I'm a brat..............?
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Yeah I did bratty >:3
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What was it? I must not have heard...
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[link]
Requesting investigation of suspected art theft. I don't have much to go by, but the four prints she has on offer are remarkably different in style, and have very nondescript comments.
[link] has a signature which could be chased up.
[link] [link] and [link] don't. All look like they're from different artists.
Thank you. ~
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Thank ya, boyo! We will destroy him >:3
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It's my bridge, I can do as I want....
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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
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I'm not one to take yes and no for an answer, so I'll just assist you in terms of your tremendously easy day job while during the nights I sleep at home. As such, I am trolling myself, so you wouldn't have to go through the efforts of doing it yourself. Since you know how cluttered everything can get if one doesn't do their job correctly. The little less for the more reward, the better. As such you will be punished by the lack of working you have been doing in the last couple of seconds. Though this punishment is not as severe as missing a year of work or coming to the office in your underwear.
Hope you don't mind~
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Did you understand any of that?
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Then my work here is done
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BAH!!! I was playing Pokemon Diamond and a couple Galactic Grunts called me a brat then the second one said,"We shall ensure the brat stays quiet!" and now I can't get that dirty thought out of my head! -shotdead-
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Hey, Parsee. You're on the bandwagon for the thief busting, right? I'm on it too now, see? I'm certified.
Quit being Shellos or I'll have to shove some parsley down your throat with a bit of Jell-O parfait with jelly on top.
Yeah, excuse the puns. I was never really great at puns and jokes...
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Did iScribble just disconnect you like it did to me?
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No I'm still there. I thought you two got sick of me and left ;A;
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No, I got disconnected. Tewi must have as well.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
WHY ARENT YOU TROLLIN PEOPLEZ
YOU BE TRIPPIN'?
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