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TurtleBiscuit ♀️ [16589831] [2011-02-16 03:41:12 +0000 UTC] "Profoundly Unproductive" (Canada)

# Statistics

Favourites: 131; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 19

Watching: 25; Pageviews: 3362; Comments Made: 363; Friends: 25

# About me

Current Residence: Right behind you.
Shell of choice: Turtle
Personal Quote: "Science is magic we can quantify."

# Comments

Comments: 45

mongrelmarie [2014-05-29 17:32:17 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday! 

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Shakahnna [2012-12-08 12:40:44 +0000 UTC]

WAH! Hello Turtle. I cannot promise you won't regret this

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TokkaZutara1164 [2012-07-02 00:50:47 +0000 UTC]

THANKIES FOR FAVING!!!

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MadnessTheatre [2012-04-17 22:22:59 +0000 UTC]

DERP HELLO

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to MadnessTheatre [2012-04-17 23:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Heeeey~
ZOMG, that icon <3 SO CUTE.

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dontclimbontheIguana [2011-09-19 15:06:40 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-09-19 20:33:41 +0000 UTC]

ahaha xD And then he falls from the ceiling and lands in the orchestra pit.

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dontclimbontheIguana [2011-08-25 01:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Using TvTropes to read up on EverymanHybrid (another Slenderman vlog). Apparently LittleKuriboh enjoys trolling the series' main villain on Twitter.

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-08-25 02:37:46 +0000 UTC]

XD this is the one with all the audience participation, right?

Oh LK <3

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TwentysixthHour [2011-05-29 16:39:09 +0000 UTC]

Heyyy 8D

Happy Birthday!

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to TwentysixthHour [2011-05-30 03:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Thaaanks~

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DarkwingSnark [2011-05-29 14:31:45 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!
deviantART muro drawing

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to DarkwingSnark [2011-05-30 03:53:14 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!

Awww, Poo cake! how... thoughtful...?

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dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-10 00:13:25 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-10 01:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh god. If Laurie is a special snowflake, does she have to move to washington, get stalked by immortal sparkling guys, and basically do nothing but bitch about every--

...wait.

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-04-10 01:33:13 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHIT

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-10 01:44:24 +0000 UTC]

MAYBE I DID. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT-


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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-04-10 01:46:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, great. You just got half of New York the world blown up. >:I I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-10 01:47:15 +0000 UTC]

...WELL DAMN.

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-04-10 02:03:00 +0000 UTC]

And that's why you don't crack jokes about Doc Manhattan's girlfriend.

...now picturing Dan as a chronically shirtless were-owl. Thank you for that.

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-10 02:23:56 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD

OH SHIT! LAURIE. YOUR HEAD BLEEDING, DAMN, TAKE MY SHIRT!

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-04-10 02:28:23 +0000 UTC]

GODDAMN, LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING VAMPIRES, SHIT MAN.


HURM. NO.

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-10 02:31:42 +0000 UTC]

WAIT, WHAT IS RORSCHACH?

Also, Skype me, damnit xD

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dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-05 00:26:24 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOOOOOD

[link]

...I should be working.

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-05 01:22:14 +0000 UTC]

ALSO. I HAVE MADE THE OBLIGATORY TROLLHATTAN AVATAR.

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-04-05 15:06:10 +0000 UTC]

DUDE. YOU MUST SHOW ME THIS.

...once I'm done with my essay. Which should be sometime today, with any luck. Woohoo!

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-05 15:58:44 +0000 UTC]

Yaaaaaaay! My PC's got Computem AIDS and MSN won't womk on my PC, but I'll be medoing my chemlab all night (since the PC has AIDS and won't let me open anything, FUUUUU-) so skype meeeee~

Also, as you can see, my Netbook is stupid and thinks that the lettem between Q and S in the english aphpabet is an m. Semiously, I'm hitting the key, and m's coming out, what the butt.

Oh god, theme goes wmiting any mome of that fic: momschach. The hell?

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-04-05 16:16:16 +0000 UTC]

MOMSCHACH. xDD A terrifying concept. As we have discussed, Rorschach may have a soft spot for children, but that sure as hell doesn't mean he should raise any. Besides, we already have Nite Owl as team mom. Or Harriet, possibly (she and Dan have joint custody, after all).

I will Skype yooouuu~ I shouldn't be much longer with this essay. Then I can focus on the take-home exams for history and children's lit. Fan-frickin'-tastic.

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-05 16:22:23 +0000 UTC]

MSN DIED. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I updated it like it asked me, and now it won't work. F YOU, Essentials 2011

xDD She makes everybody take their shoes off on her apartment. She's totally team Mom. Does the 'damnit you sponge' type confrontation from the movie move Nite Owl into Team Dad territory? Oh god this is so messed up.

Rorschach's got some effed up Electra complex, doesn't he? xDDD Stupid Harriet hogging his Owldad.

Ewwwwwwww children's lit xD how the hell do you write an exam for that?

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-04-05 16:41:05 +0000 UTC]

Ugggh that sucks. I've got windows messenger plus! on my main laptop, which is like an unofficial version with extras, and the first few times I tried to update that my computer crashed. But it's fine now.

Electra complex, oh god. That's gotta be it. His relationship with Dan is so weeeird.

As for the exam, it's probably essay writing. Probably. What the hell, I need to check Virtual Campus. The last time I tried there was an "unknown error", though. =/

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-05 18:28:59 +0000 UTC]

I KEEP SYSTEM RESTORING IN SAFE MODE BUT THE AIDS WON'T GO AWAY AKJBA'SFJOB D'SKV 'DSKH 'DKV 'DFSJB.

It isssss xDDD The heeeeeeell. Rorschach you are so weird. Also, I've discovered the song 'Daniel' by Elton John and I'm loling my head off.

UUUUUUUGH, VC. I HATE COMPUTERS SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-04-05 00:43:07 +0000 UTC]

lolololol -dying-

THEY'RE AFTER HIS LUCKY CHARMS. QUICK, HIDE THEM IN A DUMPSTER.

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dontclimbontheIguana [2011-03-28 14:20:38 +0000 UTC]

lololol [link]

Also! Noticed you found that Rorschach stamp. "Guh" is right. JEH, y u so sexy?

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-03-28 15:16:37 +0000 UTC]

XD oh god, Deadpool.

Yes, I found the GUH stamp xDDD No kidding.

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dontclimbontheIguana [2011-03-16 01:32:44 +0000 UTC]

HAY GURLLL

Got your 99th pageview. I feel special!

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-03-17 13:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Also, hey, the Einsteinium pageview!

....It's the Wayne Gretzky of the elements.

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-03-17 14:34:11 +0000 UTC]

Woohoo! 8D

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to dontclimbontheIguana [2011-03-16 02:13:00 +0000 UTC]

XDD I keep missing you. I log on, and you've just left. (Better for our productivity, I guess xD)

...thank you so much for putting Rorschach and BatB in my brain together. Jon is now cogsworth in my head. And Dan the candelabra.

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xoxPunkPrincessxox [2011-03-06 17:29:05 +0000 UTC]

Why hello there! c:

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MentalArtistMel [2011-03-04 01:58:36 +0000 UTC]

C: yay for new account!

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TwentysixthHour [2011-03-04 00:11:24 +0000 UTC]

Awesomeee C: you got a new account!

That new name is just too adorable, by the way <3 xD

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to TwentysixthHour [2011-03-04 01:35:19 +0000 UTC]

Felt like time for a change~

And thanks! 8D

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ZaiBear [2011-03-01 06:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Your comment virginity is mine!

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TurtleBiscuit In reply to ZaiBear [2011-03-02 01:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Yay! I mean, Oh no! I mean, what?

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dontclimbontheIguana In reply to TurtleBiscuit [2011-03-08 17:13:39 +0000 UTC]

DAGNABBIT

I'M ALWAYS TOO LATE


I MEAN

WHAT

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