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VampireLuvr1
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[2011-08-14 23:53:51 +0000 UTC]
"NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!!"
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 555; Deviations: 138; Watchers: 37
Watching: 83; Pageviews: 20421; Comments Made: 5531; Friends: 83
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: me, of courseFavorite movies: TWILIGHT, The Hunger Games, The Host
Favorite TV shows: THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
Favorite bands / musical artists: HE IS WE, ADAM LAMBERT
Favorite books: THE HOST, Stephenie Meyer, BLACK HOLE SUN, David Macinnis Gill
Favorite writers: Stephenie Meyer, Franky Jefferson, and of course me.
Favorite games: MARIO BROTHERS
Favorite gaming platform: WII'Z
Tools of the Trade: ...lol wut?
Other Interests: VAMPIRES, sign language, MUSIC, playing guitar/drums, etc.
# About me
Hi. I'm deaf. If you piss me off, you will be spammed with such comments as "Abraspam Lincoln" and "GLORIOUS SPAM".I'm getting on yo DA page,
I'm spamming your people up,
Spammin' them so ya need to,
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
And hide yo husband cuz i'm spammin' everybody out there.
Some of my favorite morals and quotes:
Make life a joke, it's too depressing otherwise.
Don't tell your daughters not to step out into the night. Instead, teach your sons better.
Don't forget who you are.
Never give up! Never surrender! It will get better!
Go out with a bang.
"Even crazy people like to be asked."
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Want to know what's wrong with the world? Things are being loved and people are being used.
My DA Family:
- big sister
- big sister
- mother
- savage beast
- twin sister
- sister in law
^I love them!
# Comments
Comments: 1008
it is everyones favourite film about a syrup addicted bear that is right it is winnie the poo and his cousin piglet from the hit family film that is called winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup. if you havent seen winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup before then you might as well just be blind or deaf or both because you are missing out on a action packed adventure that will haunt you for the rest of your life and my best bit in the whole of the film is when winnie the poo is standing outside of his college in his red coloured crop top with his traditional no trousers on and he is making loads of people laugh by sucking syrup off the top of a teachers car and then gargling with it to the theme tune of mtvs sweet sixteen and all of his friends was saying that it was so funny and his friend ross even said that it was probably one of the best things that he has seen in about half a year and then tigger who is the main idiot at the college was going around telling everyone that he is going to punch winnie the poo in the back of his head after college when he is not looking because he hates him so much but it was so obvious that he is just jealous of winnie the poo for getting all of the attention from everyone and then after college tigger goes to punch him but winnie the poo senses his presence and he instantly turns around and slices tiggers spine with a bit of plastic that he found next to a fence and then winnie the poo goes on top of tigger on the ground and he does a massive screaming laugh right in tiggers face that sounded like a train full of bees smashing into a school and then before tigger could even say why cant i move my legs winnie the poo had completely vanished and then when it was at night time winnie the poo goes over to piglets house and he says for piglet to give him all of the syrup that he has got and piglet says you cant have it because my wife is pregnant and it is all that she can eat right now and winnie the poo says pregnant shmegnant i dont give a flying hell if she is pregnant or if she is just fat i just want to have all of your delicious golden bee juice inside of myself and then he slowly walks over to piglet and he kisses him on his forehead and he says my sweet cousin in a really light voice and then he looks at him for about 5 seconds and he does a half smile and then he slaps him right across his face and he bends forward and he licks piglets face where he was just slapped and he says give me your bee syrup now you salmon coloured dwarf and piglet says you need help mate you have got a serious syrup problem and winnie the poo says shut up no i do not and piglet says eh you do realise the reason everyone calls you winnie the poo is because you actually stink of poo because you never wash because all that you do is drink bee syrup all day and tigger said he actually saw you eating your own poo out of a napkin in the college car park as well and then winnie the poo just grabs the jar of syrup out of piglets pale pink palms and he runs out of the house and as he is running away he screams jumanji and then right at the end of the film there is a shot of winnie the poo sitting in the woods looking at a photograph of him and christopher robin in italy next to the eiffel tower and the camera goes really close up on winnie the poos face and he starts laughing and loads of bees fly out of his mouth and it lasts for about 5 minutes and then the screen just goes completely black and writing comes up that says winnie the poo hasnt been seen for nearly 2 and a half years and then a lightning bolt goes across the screen and it smashes the writing up into loads of little pieces and then the film just ends really suddenly and it really is one of the most action packed films that has ever been made about syrup and if you have children of your very own or if you can find a child just for a day then you should definitely have a watch of it with them when it is the summer holidays because trust me you will not regret it not even a slice.
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nm, just talking to some friends, playing some guitar. wbu?
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On DA
Hugging a cat
Listing to music putting pics on DA
Talking to you and more peeps
You play guitar luck I want to
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im not that good, i only took lessons for like almost a year. and i was 10. i usually just go on ultimateguitar.com and play songs.
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Lucky!!!!!!!
I almost got to but my mom said no.....that little bitch!
So what do you want to talk about
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that sucks
anything i guess. how's life?
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I know she's a bitch
My life is horrible..... So normal
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XD who's life isnt horrible? our parents are really screwing up our generation
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i cant remember the last time i talked to someone who didnt have at least one parent who abused them in some way. (or neglected them) hello! we have a show called 16 and pregnant! when our parents were kids, they had "Three's Company"
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Tell me about it
My parent is fucking evil
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Umm
She yells at me
Takes way my door
She almost hits me
She almost took away Jake
She blames me forever thing
Does not allow me to do any thing
More...
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Jake?
and thats too bad. i wish i could kill her for you.
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Thanks
Jake is my love
My cat jake I live for
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i love my cats.
wait a minute. WHAT A FUCKING CUNT FOR TAKING YOUR CAT.
sorry but i love my cats and would die for them.
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lol byebye nice talking to u
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OMG CHECK THE WEBCAM PICT NOW
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ERMAGHERD I DONT UNDERSTAND BUT ITS FREAKING HILARIOUS BUAHAHA
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Not much. What about you?
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usual family drama.
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