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VriskaSerket
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[2010-12-03 22:22:26 +0000 UTC]
"arachnidsGrip"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 411; Deviations: 42; Watchers: 211
Watching: 68; Pageviews: 25116; Comments Made: 999; Friends: 68
# About me
Your name is VRISKA SERKET.
You are a master of EXTREME ROLE PLAYING. You can't get enough of it, or really any game of high stakes and chance. You have persisted with the habit even in spite of your ACCIDENT. But then again, you don't have much choice.
Your lusus is VERY HUNGRY, ALL THE TIME. She can only be appeased by the FLESH OF YOUNG TROLLS. You cloud campaigns for teams of Flarpers, utilizing your abilities for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE IMPRESSSSSSSSIONA8LE. Your victories supply you with treasure, experience points, and SPIDER FOOD.
You are something of an APOCALYPSE BUFF, which is something you can be on Alternia. You are fascinated by end of the world scenarios, and enjoy constructing DOOMSDAY DEVICES for the hell of it. You are drawn to means of DARK PROGNOSTICATION and the advantages they offer, particularly in gaming scenarios. Your abilities in this department were hobbled with the loss of your VISION EIGHTFOLD, and you have since sought alternatives through various BLACK ORACLES. You consult with these ominous globes, but routinely destroy them in frustration over the PUZZLING GUARANTEED INACCURACY of their predictions. Breaking them has developed into a habit BORDERING ON FETISHISTIC, and with each you destroy, you add to an insurmountable stockpile of TERRIBLE LUCK. You have to stop. But addiction is a powerful thing.
Your trolltag is arachnidsGrip and your st8ments tend to 8e just a little 8it overdramaaaaaaaatic.
What will you do?
# Comments
Comments: 657
VRISKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I ship you with Kanaya
So hard
And you can't stop me
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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COS I'M EVIL AND VRISKA IS AWESOME?
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Troll, look behind you, there is an alien fruit called a melon, it will roll on your face
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hey
heyhey
heyheyhey
hey
listen here, why are you my horoscope troll?
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Uh, o8viously 8ecause you were hatched on the 8est time to 8e hatched, moron!
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awww thanks so much for the 
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Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend!
4-6 you're an ok friend!
7-9 you're a good friend!
10-& Up you're a great friend!
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plus HUGE FAN!! and like omg I get to meet u for the first time and sup ... X3
deviantART muro drawing
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vriska I just wanted to tell you their are new ppl coming to homestuck their both kids both 11 and guess wht?? THEY BELONG TO NEPETA'S FAMILY!!!! omg isn't that exciting??? hope it is! -Tyson the wolf
deviantART muro drawing
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Sooo Vriska, is it true that you and Tavrooos are matesprits now, or is he lying????
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youre a lot cooler than the serket i knowv
id sure like to get trapped in your wveb.
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how would u rate your self on the steal level from 1-10?
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hey vriska i was wondering if u had a pesterchum?
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Hey Vriska! You're awesome! Good luck with Tavros! (Pfft you don't need luck, you just need to steal some from others. Plus your number 8 symbolizes prosperity and good luck.) P.S. Have you ever rolled 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 on the Fluorite Octet?
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Yep! I'd rather not go into details with that roll though. It was soooooooo em8arrassing.
8ut hey, that never happens anymore, especially when you have aaaaaaaall the luck right at your fingertips. ::::P
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Nah. It has to 8e a pretty lame spider if it's on your walls!
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holy mackerel aranea what the hell happened to you
did you throw out all of you lame ass nerd clothes and grow a spine or somefin guppy cause i sure as hell dont remember you lookin pike that
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I could say the same thing to you Peixes! ::::P What's with the get up? You look like you're a8out to punch some asshole in the face.
Not that I mind that! Huuuuuuuuge improvement.
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wow you even talk different
and newsflash for you serket i havent changed at all so i dunno what youre goin on aboat
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Peixes, don't go trying to trick me. I already complimented you waaaaaaaay 8ack then, and you aren't tricking me again.
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uhhhh shore aranea lets just effin believe that because youre totally not being a delusional ass hole right now
fucking nope
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Who the hell is Aranea? ::::/
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WOW NIC--E ON--E S--ERK--ET
if you aint aranea than who are you exactly
knot that i believe youre someone else but just cause nice or somefin pike that so ill let you convince me you aint her
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Okay okay, w8. Me first, who the hell are you? You definitely 8in't Feferi.
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damn right i aint that feferi gill but i dunno why everyone keeps mis-haking me for her
im meenah peixes and now just who the hell are you
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The one and only Vriska Serket. ::::P Pretty weird though! Who the heck are you supposed to 8e then if you aren't Feferi?
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T)(--E NAM---ES M---E----ENA)( G--ET IT
i told you already didnt i so effin learn it or shut the hell up cause I AINT F---EF-----ERI
holy mackerel youre a thick one vriska
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Eeeeeeeeh. That's a pretty lame name if you ask me! Even if I didn't reel it in the first time.
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oh so you think you can warm right up to me by using fish puns right
W--ELL GU--ESS AGAIN DOOFIS)(
you aint motherfuckin shit especially not no bitch who thinks she can insult MY name
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What do you mean thinks I can insult your name???????? Come on it's waaaaaaaay too easy, Meenah. Peixes. Whatever.
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uhhh i dunno how you sea it as easy cause i all see is a huge bitch thats gonna get effed up if she keeps on behavin like a suckafish
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Oh please. Even if you are the most royal of them aaaaaaaall, I'm not afraid to show you a 8lue8lood 8eatdown around here. Nor do I think you're that lucky to even touch me in the first place.
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listen here guppy cause ill only tell you this once
I AINT NO MOT)(-ER FUCKIN -EMPR-ESS
so you can shut that the hell down
hahahahahaha yeah right i cod hake you on with an arm tied behind my back you aint shit blueblood
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Shut the hell down???????? Jeez, excuuuuuuuuse me, princess. ::::)
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i told you aint any kind of mother fucking princess so you can go krill yourshellf chump
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Hmmmmmmm... let me think a8out that!
Nah, I'm good. 8esides, I'm sure me just 8eing around here 8others the shit out of you so what's the point? ::::P
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