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Wartooth118
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[2007-12-01 07:12:32 +0000 UTC]
"The Infiltrator"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 76; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 12
Watching: 62; Pageviews: 7114; Comments Made: 1225; Friends: 62
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: No fucking idea.Favorite movies: Hell if I know.
Favorite bands / musical artists: If it kicks ass, I listen to it.
Favorite writers: H.P. Lovecraft
Favorite games: Final Fantasy
Favorite gaming platform: PS3
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop
Other Interests: Your mother. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
# About me
Current Residence: Bedford, VAdeviantWEAR sizing preference: Small/Slim
Print preference: eh?
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite photographer: Myself
Favourite style of art: Be funny or GTFO
Operating System: Windows Vista
MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano
Shell of choice: Shell? Conch
Wallpaper of choice: Somethin good.
Skin of choice: Human
Favourite cartoon character: Cartoon? MUDKIPS.
Personal Quote: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE.
# Comments
Comments: 211
My pleasure, m'dear.
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Of course! Your comic intrigues me.
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Do you happen to be the Wartooth from Everyboty?
Because I'm Darth Jader and I got you on a llama giving generator. [link]
Yes. B3
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Everyboty? Never heard of it, so no.
But yeah, thanks for the llama. This generator has much promise.
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Brohan.
I've changed accounts, so I must send you to it c:
[link]
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HELLO
I think you're amazing ;w;
Kthxbai~
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So it's YOU I have to thank for all that favoriting and flooding my inbox with alerts?
Kidding. Thanks. :3
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>:3
You're welcome 8D
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warning!
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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Fuck you. Fuck you so hard, with a rusty rake.
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:C I'm sorry that was ages ago I really am sorry :C
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Just FYI, I never really was on your side, Monsieur RED Spy.
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Hoh. And I know your REAL name.
Who is ze better spy here?
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Ahhawhaw! But is zat really my name, or is it just an alias to fool incompetent spies such as ze likes of you? You are wondering, oui? Well, I will neva tell. Foolish spy...
I am obviously ze better spy. *flicks cigarette*
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And while you were doing all zat talking, I took ze intelligence and shagged your mother.
*Stamps out flicked cigarrete*
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Always with ze mozzah... Did you really shag mon mère or do you wish try and make yourself feel better about things you are... lacking.
While you were fumbling about with our intelligence, which is really just a bunch of Scout's retched drawings, and supposedly "doing unspeakable things to my mozzah", I destroyed your base's defenses, allowing my team to infiltrate.
All your base are belong to us.
*shoves a bunch of cigarettes in mouth*
Gentlemen...
Such a typical response for a guy. I am disappoint M. RED Spy.
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Yes, you allowed your team to infiltrate...I know zis, as most of zem lie dead at my feet....except that damned pyro. Zey really should be trained to look behind zem, non?
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Hmm... Well easy come easy go. Zey were a bunch of idjits anyways. As for ze pyro, he's probably waiting around a corner for some unlucky sap to come barreling around it into a wall of flames. ...Or he could be off catching butterflies.
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Hmph. I wonder what 'e does with ze butterflies after he catches zem?
Knowing zat mumbling abomination, it cannot be good.
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Noooo 'e wouldn't, would 'e? You don't think zat he eats zem do you? Does 'e eat? Non zat is a rubbish thought... Maybe he just collects zem.
Those poor butterflies...
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Per'aps 'e skewers zem and mounts zem in those leetle boxes? It seems within 'is diabolical nature to torture ze insects, after all.
As for ze eating question, zat IS very intriguing. I, for one 'ave never seen 'im take 'is mask off, or sneak food to 'is room, and yet...'e is alive...somewhat.
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Zat abomination is quite ze curiosity...
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Best Spy to Spy conversation...EVERY!
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Yes, and so I awarded you an awesome llama badge for your suburb skills
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Much appreciated, mon ami.
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what does "mon ami" mean?
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"my friend"
'Cause Imma Frenchy. Non, that's a lie. I'm totally American :C
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cool
don't be sad about being American because you live IN AMERICA!
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I can't haz a totally awesome accent though D: lol
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Well I gets that's one of the only down sides but I would let it get me too down.
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Ah s'all right I suppose. I'm a whiz at copying accents. I like to fake accents when we eat at restraunts C: hehe.
I plan to study abroad when I'm in college anyways. I just don't want to be stuck here my entire life. I gotta see the world man.
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Sounds like a plan. It also sounds like what my friend has in mind. He's planning on joining this group call The Young Americans which does tour the world sometimes and he was saying they might send him to Russia to I think perform for Russian children.
I've been to a few places like Mexico and Hawaii. Hawaii was the best and the only down side to that trip was I sometimes got salt water in my mouth. *BlaHH!* It makes me wonder why people in those stories being lost at sea would drink the ocean water when I could bare to have it in my mouth, let alone sallow it. Study abroad for me might not be the best, sure you get see things and new people, but I get homesick too often. But that's just me.
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I like his Bill Nye icon :I
The furthest I've been is to Aransas Pass down in Texas. Twas the first time I ever saw the ocean.
I don't get homesick. I'm a lonewolf type of person. In fact back in junior high when we went on feild studies my parents got worried because they never heard from me until we came back 4-5 days later. lol
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Bill Nye made science fun again
I'm guessing your lone wolfness is why your a fan of The Spy since he almost always works alone.
Today I heard my now most favorite line said by the Soldier during gameplay. It was a badwater payload map and I was on defense. I was of course Soldier. I was shooting rockets into one of the addicts. I couldn't see what I was hit because I was shoot through the small gap in the door way but I knew their were some blues huddle inside. Then it showed saying I was dominating someone and my character went on to say "How's that for all quiet on the Western Front!" I'm guessing I kill a medic inside that building since the book "All Quiet on the Western Front" is about a German soldiers experience during WW1.
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Sort of, I've never thought of it that way before.
I don't think I've ever heard that line before.
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intriguing isn't it
It's probably new dialog from the War update
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Yes indeed.
Hm, I'll have to check it out.
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HOLY BALLS NO WAY
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HOW YA BEEN YOU BIG BAG OF...
FUCK.
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I HAVE BEEN A BAG OF FUCK, YOU BAG OF FUCK.
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