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Wooden-Flashlight ♂️ [10276134] [2009-04-18 01:29:28 +0000 UTC] "He/Him, msg me i dare you" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 15757; Deviations: 193; Watchers: 605

Watching: 1012; Pageviews: 144421; Comments Made: 23256; Friends: 1012

# Interests

Favorite movies: Live action: O Brother Where Art Thou and Dr. Horrible. Animated: Felidae and Interstella5555
Favorite games: Okami
Favorite gaming platform: PS2
Other Interests: Transformers, Plushies, Roleplaying, Fanfiction, District 9

# About me








Name: Z


Likes: Transformers, District 9, Aliens, Robots, Cartoons, Old Cartoons, PS2 Games, SNES Games, PS1 Spyro Games, Critiquing Movies,Writing, Roleplaying, Music, Daft Punk, Ozone, Creature Feature, DDR Songs, Dr. Horrible, Felidae, Del Toro Films, Del Toro, Australia, Cuba, Getting feedback on my fictions, getting commissioned for fictions, ponies, Zecora, PLUSHIES.

Slash, Porn, Art, Comic Books, DSDS Lite, Gift Art, Fan Art, FanFiction, Hellboy, Boobs, Turtles, Cats, Pirates, Ninjas, Youtube, OCs, Chatting, Roleplaying!

90's (and Early 2000's) Disney, Old school Pokemon, Dreamworks, PIXAR, Dark Horse Publishers, JTHM, Invader Zim, JCV, Squee, Tim Burton, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter Burton, Tim Burton films, O Brother Where Art Thou, Interstella5555, Death Note, Elfen Lied, Japanese One Missed Call, Lord of the Rings, The Road to El Dorado, Elton John, Billy Joel, Monty Python, Many actors who's name I never remember.

Favorite People In the World I've Never Formally Met:
Chris Sanders [alohalilo ]
Vincent Price [RIP :C]
Guillermo del Toro
Jim Cummings
Hans Zimmer
Guy-Manuel de Hohem Christo
Thomas Bangalter
Kevin Michael Richardson
Vin Diesel
Steve Irwin [RIP, Miss you terribly..]
Frank Welker
Jim Henson [RIP, you left us far too soon]
Brittany Murphy [RIP, and say hello to Freddie Mercury for me]

Dislikes(Hates): Hetalia, Liars, People who try and forget I exist, Rude people, Assholes, Getting my comments hidden, Rachael Ray, Paula Dean, Bobby Flay, Michael Bay, Perez Hilton, Kyane Wast, South Park, Revenge of the Fallen, Tyra Banks, Religious Freaks, Mormons, Twilight, Homestuck, Michael Jackson(And his family), Vista, Tracers, Sonic, Pokemon past the number 150 (With very few exceptions), Ignorant people, People who think thy are better than everyone else, Anyone who fakes an illness for attention, Attention Whores, Myspace relationships made just for the sake of being able to say you're in a relationship.

Contact Info:
AIM: ZbuuZa
MSN: Katimakittycat@hotmail.com
SKYPE: Wooden-Flashlight
Yahho: Wooden_Flashlight@yahoo.com

Personal Qoutes:
"This better be good. I put on Pants for this."
"I'm not a fan of this."
"Robert Pattinson was O.K. as Cedric Digoery, but once he turned into a sparkling, spinning ball of disco vampire faggorty, he sort of lost all of his appeal."
"My fandom can kick your fandom's ass."
"You know you're jealous of the snuggie."
"-Incoherent Babble-"
"I will TURN this DVD around!"
"Oh, fuck. I forgot what I was thinking about again."
"Goldfish!"(In indication of my memory)
"SKANKL!"
"Imma touch you in your parts."
"Then you hold the Oreo under the milk until the bubbles stop. You know, like when you're drowning someone."


My BFFS: In no order






My Sugar Daddy/Big Daddy/Partner in Crime/Luff/Host/MUSE/ROOMMATE:

PPLZ I KNOW IRL:


(If I forgot ya, guys, it just means I forgot your F'in username and you should tell me >U)

Rest in Peace. I love you so much and I miss you dearly. One day I will stop hurting from loosing you, one day the bastard who took you from us will have justice served to him. I love you. November, 5th 1990-August 14th2012.


Plush Pusher/Awesome Friend I Can Depend On:

My Kooklets[Kids]:

My sisters:

My Big, Stupid Brother:


ID was drawn by BambooDog

# Comments

Comments: 5041

WeUniteComics [2023-04-08 13:01:15 +0000 UTC]

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Gamerpen [2020-08-25 00:13:51 +0000 UTC]

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JJJMadness [2019-11-05 17:04:40 +0000 UTC]

 
                
                          
              
                
            
   

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HealerCharm [2019-11-05 09:33:52 +0000 UTC]

 Happy, Happy Birthday to you, my dear! ^.^   
Have a lovely day with best wishes!   

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cheriibat [2019-11-05 07:09:44 +0000 UTC]

 Happy Birthday!    

Hope you are going to have a wonderful day. :3c

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Oushuu [2019-01-13 15:26:04 +0000 UTC]

Hi fellow Kya Dark Lineage fan, 

There's a person who's very talented out there who wants to create a Kya game. He made a 3D Kya model etc. Gameplays of his work can be found on the Kya Dark Lineage Fanclub group: www.facebook.com/groups/499738… If you don't trust this link then that's fine, you can search it by name: Kya Dark Lineage. He also has a Tumblr website with his commentary: kyadarklineage2.tumblr.com

Please, join this group and leave a comment. He deserves the praise for his hard work. With this we can let the community grow. Maybe we can get a sequel someday after 15 years. Thank you in advance!

Best regards

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Odd-Inkrabbit [2018-11-19 04:20:37 +0000 UTC]

hahahah i found this parody account that i made back when i was patriciagilliam2013, sorry about all that nonsense btw.
www.deviantart.com/wooodonsloo…

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FirestormDangerDash In reply to Odd-Inkrabbit [2019-04-25 10:20:33 +0000 UTC]

 
Man those eyebrows make me think Discord.

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Ruitherga [2018-11-06 01:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!
I hope you have a wonderful day!

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to Ruitherga [2018-11-10 02:03:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Ruitherga In reply to Wooden-Flashlight [2018-11-10 23:15:11 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome!

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birthdays [2018-11-05 21:23:12 +0000 UTC]

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's November 5th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: KoudelkaW

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JJJMadness [2018-11-05 13:00:03 +0000 UTC]

 
 
            
                       
           
         

 

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to JJJMadness [2018-11-10 02:03:40 +0000 UTC]

WOW! THANK YOU!

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JJJMadness In reply to Wooden-Flashlight [2018-11-11 23:46:57 +0000 UTC]

 

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HealerCharm [2018-11-05 10:32:32 +0000 UTC]

   Happy, Happy Birthday to you, my darling! ^.^    
   <33 Have a lovely day with best wishes!    

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to HealerCharm [2018-11-10 02:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Awww Jade! You're such a darling! I was thinking of you recently, sweetheart!

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HealerCharm In reply to Wooden-Flashlight [2018-11-10 08:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Awww, really, my sweetie?? Oooh, thank-you ever so much~!  
You are a dear honey too! ^.^ How have you been, dear? <33

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to HealerCharm [2018-11-17 23:11:42 +0000 UTC]

Lots is happening in my life but i'm doing my best! <3 

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HealerCharm In reply to Wooden-Flashlight [2018-11-17 23:23:22 +0000 UTC]

Awww, bless ya~<33 I know you are, dear! xxx.

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Xoirh [2018-06-24 01:01:07 +0000 UTC]

Peek-a-boo

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to Xoirh [2018-06-27 03:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Boop

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SuKanzoo [2018-03-09 19:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Congrats on the new place!

I'll still give you cash to keep making up for what I've done to you and shut up about the past.

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birthdays [2017-11-06 01:35:39 +0000 UTC]

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's November 5th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: Viamie

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Jasperinity [2017-11-05 19:11:30 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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HearseGurl [2017-11-05 16:53:31 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Fellow Deviant!

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Xoirh [2017-11-05 15:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Greetings, for old time’s sake.

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to Xoirh [2017-11-07 01:49:32 +0000 UTC]

hey bucko o/

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TFomegastar [2017-11-05 14:34:36 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday !! catch my cake !   

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to TFomegastar [2017-11-07 01:49:39 +0000 UTC]

YAS

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poolel [2017-08-18 19:26:14 +0000 UTC]

Rainbow Dash rules. Suck it cuntface. 
Even the writers want fans like you to fuck off.

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to poolel [2017-08-24 09:06:44 +0000 UTC]

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SuKanzoo [2017-07-24 03:22:16 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to help out with the MLP group, I really did. I would've let it all go if it wasn't for the swears and insults you continued giving me the third time we spoke, which were way worse than 'Fluttershy Heart'. That, and apparently you were allowed to do that. It's not like I was asking for it.

I've let my anxieties get the better of me. But after what I did to you, I guess not even a Buttercream plush will make up for that, huh?

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SaturnGrl [2017-01-16 02:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Hi there, is the MLP Group you founded no longer active?

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GlaceySly [2016-11-29 02:34:59 +0000 UTC]

Happy really late birthday! <3

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to GlaceySly [2016-12-07 13:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!!

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birthdays [2016-11-08 05:04:58 +0000 UTC]

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: KoudelkaW

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Fluffomaru [2016-11-06 03:09:44 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to Fluffomaru [2016-11-07 06:30:30 +0000 UTC]

Awh thanks!

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Jasperinity [2016-11-06 02:36:41 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to Jasperinity [2016-11-07 06:30:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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SuKanzoo [2016-11-05 19:44:25 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday...

Don't worry, I haven't been.. you know. I just remembered and thought I'd drop by to say happy birthday.

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PurrV [2016-11-05 17:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday :3

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to PurrV [2016-11-07 06:31:01 +0000 UTC]

omg thank you sm

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PurrV In reply to Wooden-Flashlight [2016-11-07 18:50:59 +0000 UTC]

np

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PotatoCandy [2016-11-05 12:53:15 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday hun

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to PotatoCandy [2016-11-07 06:30:48 +0000 UTC]

!!!!!!! AH! I miss you!!! 

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PotatoCandy In reply to Wooden-Flashlight [2016-11-07 11:54:52 +0000 UTC]

miss you too

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Wooden-Flashlight In reply to PotatoCandy [2016-11-14 04:11:15 +0000 UTC]

I've been trying to catch you so we can catch up ;n; What messenger platforms do you use these days?

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sharperofthefew [2016-11-05 12:18:11 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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