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Zeba-chan
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[2007-09-29 04:40:53 +0000 UTC]
"I'm cute, like a roadkill C"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1397; Deviations: 261; Watchers: 38
Watching: 35; Pageviews: 24717; Comments Made: 11139; Friends: 35
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Love ALL THE ARTISTSFavorite movies: Fido
Favorite bands / musical artists: FloBots, Beatles, MiA
Favorite writers: love ALL THE WRITERS
Favorite games: Fallout, Mass Effect, Dragon Age
Favorite gaming platform: Sega GENISIS
Tools of the Trade: If you can draw with it I can use it.....
Other Interests: SEX. and Art.. the two seem to go hand in hand
# About me
I think Damien Might be dying.... :/Current Residence: My Zero-Cave
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large cuz I is chubby
Print preference: lolwhu?
Favourite genre of music: All of the above... Except country.
Favourite photographer: love ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHERS
Favourite style of art: Traditional
Operating System: all
MP3 player of choice: My phone
Shell of choice: Snail
Wallpaper of choice: Naked
Skin of choice: Croc
Favourite cartoon character: Zim
Personal Quote: I'm Cute!!! Like a Roadkil Cat!!!
# Comments
Comments: 911
WHen are they not... they took mah clothes!!!!
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And they just shot him...
*Dad is unconscious*
They are coming for you next with their guns loaded and a can of Whoop Ass!
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And a slave collar.... everyone!!! those damn collars are a nuisance (sp?)
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0.0 they took your Dad, too.....
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whacha been up to?
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I see you like Fallout!
Why don't you check out my small collection of Deviations!
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What? Is there something wrong with being friendly?
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no, it was just odd.... I went and look.... your caps are interesing....
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*Raises eyebrow*
How is it odd?
And why are my caps interesting?
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I like your caps, the way you set them up is very interesting....
And it's odd because it's usually, "HEY COME FAVE MY STUFF CUZ I FAVED URS!!! HERPDERP"
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Well, I'm a Texas Ranger ;D not a "Douche bag" Ranger.
*tips helmet*
I also see you do the sort of back and forth Role-play thing?
I love doin' that kinda thing.
I had that goin' on with someone on writing.com but they stopped.
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WHY YES I DO ARRR PEEEEE.................
And in other news: Rain is drunk, again.....when is she not?
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Heh heh
Do you want to start of in the New Vegas Scene or the D.C. Scene?
*slurps down on vodka like it's water*
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Mmmm....Let's start in DC, megaton outskirts, post project purity....
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Mmmk...I'll kinda start off by introducing my character???
*There is a man in a Ranger suit, but instead of a California Emblem on the shoulder there is a Texas Flag stitched in along with Ubertas in the White and Venator in the Red. (It's Bounty Hunter in Latin). He is about 5 foot 10 has a barrel chest but is rather thin, and is carrying a large hunting revolver with no scope on his right hip, combat knife on his left hip and a hunting rifle with a scope on his back. Odd enough is the fact he also has some sort of small storage tank on his back. His pants have stitched cargo pockets on them.He never takes off his mask but when he takes off his helmet his hair is about shoulder long and you can see traces of a beard along the mask. He is known has The Vindicator but is called Wayne*
*You come across his campsite which has a small fire and a empty can of beans tipped over. He is sprawled across a thin brown sheet along with a similar one covering him, and a small dirt stained pillow under his head.*
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GO north....
Lol, I'm just shitting ya!!
WAKE UP SUNSHINE!!!! It's Time to strip down and give little raincloud whatever valuables you're carrying......
Charon: Leave him be.... He is obviously not a threat, so there is no need to aggrivate him...
Chare-bear.... Shut up.... I still need 1500 caps to get that damn rifle back outta hawke from Pronto, and his shit looks like it's worth about that much.... Besides, he looks enclave, and that's good enough for me....
CHaron:*grumbles*idiot girl, you will be the death of us one day.....*grumbles*
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*Still groggy the ranger sits up and yawns*
You don't need my shit.
The contents of that sack over there is worth more that what I have on me.
About 3000 caps...
*You go over to the sack which is camouflaged , there are 5 heads in the sack along with paper over the face of each one, bounty papers.*
*You hear several loud growls and crouch down, as does Charon*
O_O
Sorry about that my stomach is acting up....
Hadn't had anything to eat in days but that single can of beans....
*The Man struggles to get up and bends down to gather his bed, as he does his legs quiver*
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Hmmm... tell ya what!!!!
Instead of robbing you, illing you, and stripping your camp of all valuables and leaving you in an undignified pose for all of God and creation to see, how about we trade.... A nice, and I do mean NICE, home cooked meal, fresh vegetables, and unirradiated meats and purified water, for what ever you have that's worth 1500.....
Charon: Oh my, how generous you are *rolls eye*
Can it, Mon Chere... I'm trying to be good and evil at the same time here....
Charon: Look, *helps you pack your bedding* Take her up on this... SHe really is one hell of a cook, and I really don't want to have to splatter your brains all over the capital wasteland....
Awww, Charon.... you're being nics *comes up from behind and hugs him*
Charon: Get off me, before I throw you into a mirelurk nest....
Ohh!! CRABCAKES!!!!!
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*Gently Chuckles*
If only everyone in the wasteland where this negotiable.
*I stumble over to the bag and pull out a head with a bounty paper attached to the front*
Erm, These need to be turned in at those ruins over there *I point toward Megaton* for a private client.
This one is worth 2000.
And thanks for helping me pack.
*I tuck the head in another empty sack*
*After you get through hugging Charon, I toss the head at him and he catches it*
Now, where are you going to settle for.*Glares up at the sun* Dinner I guess?
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Those "ruins" As you so impolitely called them, Are actually a fully funtioning town.. And We live there!!!
Charon- You might want to brace yourself kid... It's... not normal...
Oh hush Chare... You're gonna scare him away... Now lets get home so you can go get some things From the Brass lantern, And I can get to cooking... And so we can do something about that severed head....ick XP
*both set off towards MEgaton, packs over their shoulders, charons arm resting on top of her head*
I am no your armrest...
Charon- You are now, smoothskin....
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Right.
*Y'all set off and I turn around and start digging in a pile of metal*
*I pull out from the pile of metal an rusty motorcycle that was painted black, I hop on and crank it after a few tries it starts up*
*The motorcycle sputters to life then quiets down to a low hum*
*You both turn around immediately*
What? You want ride on back?
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Nah!!! I'm good.... Mines back at one-ton..... Gotta repair the break lines again....
Charon- If I hadn't threaten to set it on fire she'd still be riding it....
Ehhh.... He's such a worrywort......
Charon- One of these days I'm not gonna be here to protect your scrawny ass....What're you gonna do then, Smoothskin?
Probably jump off a clip into and irradiated swimming pool filled with supermutants and ghouls while wearing a mininuke and smoking 10 cigs at once....
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Alright, suit yourself! I'm gonna take care of some business while I'm in megaton. I'll see you when you get there!
*I arrive at megaton with no problem but the clients won't be here for another day or so. So I wait at the Brass Lantern for you.*
Jenny: You've been siting here for over 2 hours the can I help you?
Look I'm telling you I have no caps to spend my clients aren't here yet.
Unless your will to make a tab then just let me be.
Jenny: Very Well....
*After waiting another hour, I pass out from hunger at the Brass Lantern*
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Where did that guy go???? I've been searching One-ton for like 3 hours.....
Charon- You know, if you ask simms I'm sure he can tell you.... He keeps a keen eye on the gate...
Hmm.... Why didn't I think of that???
Charon- Because you were too busy trying to get Moira make you a deep fryer....
Hey.... Don't hate... I just wanted some french fries..... If there's one thing I miss about the Vault, it's the french fries...
Charon- Hey!!!! RainCloud..... COme back to reality... Go see simms while I take the rest of this stuff to the House....
OK!!!! *walks off towards Simms and the gate*
Charon- Its probably not safe to leave her alone for 10 minutes....but.... damn this pack is heavy....
*at the Gates*
HEY!!!! SIMMS!!!
Simms- What do you want, troublemaker??
Hey.... I'm not a troublemaker... I'm just.....Exciting....
Simms- about exciting as a fire in the armory..... And don't you dare go gettin' any ideas.....
I won't..... for now.... Have you seen some weird robot man in a duster??? He rode in on a moto, and now I can't find him...
Simms- The ranger??? He went to the Stahl's place....
Oh.... wait... WHAT?? I checked there.... I think....
Simms- go check again, troublemaker, and quit bothering me....
Fine.... fine..... *heads off towards the brass lantern*
Simms- *sighs* Why doesn't my job ever get any easier....
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*I wake up in the back in Jenny's room, when some woman is trying to jolt my face mask off*
Wha?
What are you doing?
Woman: Trying to get your mask off so you can cool off and I can feed you something.
*She tries to pull it off but I swat her hand away*
Stop, I'm fine. Just get me something to eat.
*The woman looks disappointed but then notice the clasps holding my mask on, I turn my head in the other direction however I can suddenly feel her jiggling at the one of the clasps and I spring up and slide up against the wall when abruptly I felt a breeze...*
.....Why am I undressed.....
*She blushes a little*
Woman - Well... I thought you might of passed out from heat exhaustion.
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*Walks into brass lantern*
Yo, Jenny!!!
Jenny- Rain... you know you can't be in here.... Leo will shoot you if he sees you....
Yeah, yeah, Let him try.... It's not my fault he can't accept rejection.... ANyway, not why I'm here....
Jenny- Oh? And just why are you here???
I'm looking for a robot dude in a duster.... He has glowy eyes.....
Jenny- The fella in the gasmask? I put him in the backroom.... He passed out, and I was hoping someone would come for him before I had to call Simms over....
Yep, He's my new pet...... I think I'm gonna name him fluffy....
Jenny- Child.... How much did you drink today???
Nothing, honest..... I haven't had anything....Yet.... *stalks of towards backroom*
HOLY HELL WHATS GOING ON AND WHY AND WHO AND WHAT AND HUH AND AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*charon rushes in*
Charon- Goddamn kid, what the hell..... Why were you screaming, you're lucky we only live one level up.....Now what's the problem???
*points*
CHaron- ok...... definately not what I expected...... * walks over and throws jacket over you* Have some decency kid.... And You *points to the woman* Get your tramp ass back out front.....
BAZINGA!!!!! You tell her Charon!!!
Charon- And YOU Little miss lets rob and kill then decide to befriend some idiot, You get your ass in the kitchen and start makin' dinner....
You know.... anyone else said that and I'd probably kill them... You..... I'll just grab you by the ear and tell you, say that to me again, and you'll be sleeping over at Jericho's..... *saunters off to the house to make dinner*
Charon- She is going to kill me one day... *looks over at you* Put some damn clothes on and come up front when you're through.... I'll show you where the place is....
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*After gathering all my things I slip outside to meet Charon*
Hey sorry about that earlier...
Charon-Yeah, Alright...*He waves the apology off*
*When we reach your house I stop Charon at the front door*
Hey, do you guys have a blender or something like that?
Charon-No...Why would you ask that?
I can only eat liquids or blended flood.
*In a muffled tone I say* I hope she is fixing soup.
Charon-Why?
Err...since your a ghoul I guess I could show you...
*Charon gives me a confused yet offended look*
*I remove the clamps and pull off the mask*
Charon-O_O That's new....
*The entire part of my face that was under the mask was mutilated, my eyes are gone and wires from the mask are feeding into the sockets, I put the mask back on and put the clamps back on*
Yeah...So just some new information...All my senses except hearing and touch are controlled by this mask, but I can't smell....Don't tell Rain about this...
Charon-....
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Charon-..... Um......Shit, well while we're on secrets we keep from most people, I should probably tell you*gets cut off by a beeping*-- Shit! *touches ear* Yes. Mhmm..... Nope..... Wait what??? When did you get..... What why.... Goddamn that Jericho.... Ok. Bye...
*looks at you half smiling*
Charon- So ummm..... She didn't see anything.... But she heard the entire conversation *points to his ear* See, her brotherhood friends made us some communicators a few months back, and she likes using my end to eavsedrop to make sure I'm not hitting on Jenny or Nova..... But.....Ummmm..... Yeeeeaaaahhhhh...... Turns out she has a blender...... And, that she can make the mashed potatoes liquid enough to drink....so....
*Watches as rain comes out of the house and down the ramp*
Lemme see, lemme see!!!!
Charon- Hold up..... If you're here who's watching the stoves?
Wadsworth..... He has a hand that can stir....
CHaron- So.... you're leaving the homicidal robo butler in charge of what is possibly the last supply of propane in the world, in our house which is full of armaments???
Oh..... I didn't....
Charon- COme on, lets get up there before the place explodes....
*watches as Rain runs up the ramp again*
Charon- ALso..... We're sleeping together.... *smiles at you and walks off*
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*sigh*
Why can't a secret be a secret now days...
Oh well.
*Wayne slowly drags himself up the ramp and into the house and sits down*
*Charon places the blender in front of him and Wayne produces a hose and attaches it to his mask*
So mash potatoes?
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YOu know... This is half disguisting, and half intriguing...
Charon- Don't stare at guests, Didn't your mom teach you better?
She's dead
Charon- Aww shit... I didn't... I mean...
Shut up and eat the potatoes, I bought them fresh from Wolfgang when he came back from rivet-city.... Li is finally selling unirradiated crops and water to the people......
Charon- Umm.....
AND!!!! I HAVE PUDDING!!!!!! Don't aske me how I made it... you really don't want to know...
Charon- O_O
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*I slurp down the rest of the mash potatoes and quickly finish of the pudding*
That was an excellent meal! Thanks for it too...
*Later that night, you're asleep, Charon is asleep, I'm sitting at the small table in Charon's room silently consuming scotch from a coffee mug.*
*I pull out a bounty paper from my duster, it has a sketching of you and at the very bottom it says 3,000 caps turned in alive or dead*
*sigh*
*I walk in your room and check if the sketching matched you, it does.*
. . . .
*I turn to the paper over and write on the back "Thanks for the meal, and the place to stay -Wayne" I then tack it on the wall and leave for Rivet City.*
*I also take the blender with me 
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*wakes up*
*yawn* Where'd the new guy go?
Charon- Watched him leave last night.... Kid... When were you going to tell me about this *holds up bounty notice*
Ohhhh..... That.... Well, Ya see.... Ummmm....
Charon- Who the hell did you piss off?
Alot of people, but that's beside the point... It's either from Paradise, or Tenpenny.... But since tenpenny is dead, so no one can pay the bounty, I'm gonna guess Paradise...
Charon- Paradise Falls?? The Slave den??? what do they want with you???
Umm.... Ya know, I'm no too sure....
Charon- Pack up kid, We're headed to Rivet City....
Why??
Charon- Maybe that boy will have some answers about who hired him, and why...
Why can't we just leave it alone??? he's not gonna collect the bounty....
Charon- True, but someone else might try, And I will be damned if I'm going to let that shit happen while there's still something we can do to stop it...
Ohhh.... Protective, aren't we???
Charon- *throws a duffelbag in her face* Get your ass movin' smoothskin... *grumbles to self*
YES SIR!!!
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*Later in the Muddy Rudder*
*Wayne swirls the vodka in his shot glass, and he drifts off into a nap.*
*Over the Radio in Wayne's Mask*
Silver:Hey Wayne!
Huh, Yeah?
Silver
Yeah...
Silver: Ok, then I'll be there in 15 minutes. Eh, Ranger Buddy.
Yeah, yeah...
*Silver cuts out.*
*Tsk* Silver, Jack and Marc, those guys are here...
*20 minutes later*
Silver: Do you have the heads?
Yeah. *He slides the bag full of heads across the table, witch turns a few heads at the bar.*
*Jack pulls out a few if the heads.*
Jack: Yeah, their the right ones....
Silver: Ok here's the caps for all of the bounties *He hands the caps over*, I bet that Rain was a tough one to get eh? *He snickers*
*Wayne's eyeless glare is felt by everyone in the room*
Yeah...*I let out a robotic laugh*
Marc:Still creepy as always, eh, Wayne?*Nervously laughs*
.... *I get up*
Bye
*They carefully watch Wayne as he leaves*
*And leaves to visit Dr. Li*
Dr Li?
Dr Li: Can I help you? I'm quite busy so make it quick.
*Gives 4500 caps to Dr Li.*
It's for Rain. I remember her talking about you. Please give it to her.
*Wayne exits the battleship and gets on his bike, but suddenly sees you and Charon showing up*
Oh Damn!
*His bike grinds and he notices a bomb planted in the engine with a tag on it saying "You disappointed the client" -Silver*
Oh Shit....
*The bomb explodes*
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GAMEOVER
YOU ARE DEAD
RESTART? Y/N
i'll answer this prompt later when I have a bit more time... on the run to work right now....
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Charon: *grabbed you right before the bike exploded* Damn, I'm getting to old for this....
WOOO!!!! Charon!!! Nice moves!!!!
Charon: Yeah, yeah, now get to your questions....
Oh yeah!!! Okay! WHY!!!! Were you supposed to kill me??? and who hired you??? and what happened to your face???
Charon: Rain.....
Okay, just answer the first two questions...... We'll get to the third later!!!! Also; where is my blender??
Charon: And don't lie to us kid.... I have no problem with blowing an extra hole in your fuckin' skull...
Now, now charon.... DOn't scare the robot-man...
Charon: He's not a robot.... and we'd better get out of site before someone sees he's still alive.....
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