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alexis0599
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[2011-04-21 18:58:03 +0000 UTC]
"Proud Directioner"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 5170; Deviations: 278; Watchers: 43
Watching: 112; Pageviews: 11016; Comments Made: 2657; Friends: 112
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Leonardo DaVinciFavorite movies: Rise of the Guardians and Mama
Favorite TV shows: The Walking Dead, Spongebob, Family Guy, American Dad, Southpark
Favorite bands / musical artists: One Direction, The Cab, The Fray, Cher Llyod, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Eminem
Favorite books: The Hobbit, One Direction's Dare-To-Dream, Every Harry Potter book, Every Nancy Drew, Everything involving the Gallagher Girls, every Dork Diaries and The Everafter
Favorite writers: J.K Rowling, V.C Andrews, Stephen King, Ally Carter
Favorite games: Alice:Madness Returns/ Kingdom Hearts/ Just Dance 4
Favorite gaming platform: X-box 360/kinectic, Wii , gamecube, and ds
Tools of the Trade: ???????????
Other Interests: Reading, friends, swimming, computer, running, friends
# About me
Hey! I'm alexis0599!ADD ME:
Mycandylove: SouthParkFreak101 and NimbusWolf26884
Tumblr: Pizzolioki
Youtube: littlechubbymonster or my old channel Nadolny5andPryde7
WATTPAD: alexis0599
Fanfiction: alexis0599
EMAIL ME ON MY FAN EMAIL:
littlelexi@hotmail.com
Crying over a boy? Nah, pick your head up princess, your tiara is falling.
If you're my friend it's called back me up, not backing down.
If you bring me down, don't hate on me when I stand back up.
You can bring me down and tear me apart with words but you can never take away my pride and dignity.
OWNED BY I-like-meh-waffles
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this crap!
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
www.mybannermaker.com
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in the media.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
I ran with scissors and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts do.
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen to, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
a day without sunshine...is...well...night...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I’m not afraid of death what’s he gonna do kill me?
When you want to insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. so when you insult them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes!
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adam
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
The road to success is always under construction.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Being mature is overrated.
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
Man, 'Being Mature' is 18, that's why I can't watch it.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. No, I'm just really tomboy-ish.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. Hey, tomboy remember?
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. So? That's called being unique.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. Only a bit.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I love peaceful, quiet moments.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alexis
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Lime Tiger
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current nickname): Merecedes Lexxie
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): PryAlyde
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Rootbeer
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lyerntn
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynn
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black Morgan
Female Comebacks
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a hit woman. I kill only males that use dumb pick-up lines. Like you.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,Mystic Katt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice, Belle of da Ball, Kitty Kat K.O., War Is Over If You Want It, queenofallturtles, oOWaffles-and-SyrupOo,
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of our teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy & paste this in your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Kitty Kat K.O., War Is Over If You Want It, queenofallturtles, oOWaffles-and-SyrupOo,
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you are part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
Stolen from
A = French kisser
B = Good kisser
C = Will kick your a$$
D = Very very easy for people to like
E = Crazy as heck
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your a$$
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Crazy as heck
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVER!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell them what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
This is my name
A = French kisser
L = Beautiful eyes
E = Crazy as heck
X = Never lets people tell them what to do
I = Everyone's best friend
S = Crazy as heck
Current Residence: Florida
deviantWEAR sizing preference: ???????????
Print preference: ?????????????
Favourite genre of music: Pop/Rock
Favourite photographer: Kezzi-Rose
Favourite style of art: Im up for anything
Operating System: I dont understand
MP3 player of choice: I perfer and I-pod
Shell of choice: ???????????????
Wallpaper of choice: A penguin
Skin of choice: ??????????
Favourite cartoon character: Gir and Gaz
Personal Quote: I rather live in the pages than real life
# Comments
Comments: 1069
Yo! You have to check this out!
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HAPPAH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, I was just wondering when one shot #7 will be up ^^, I'm really curious :$. Don't feel pressured to immediately start writing or something like that. Like I said I'm just wondering 
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Omg, I am so sorry for the wait! I'm actually working on yours, again I am sorry for the wait, school is back and it's more time consuming than it was before
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Don't worry about it, I can be patient. My school work is also taking load of my time so I know how that feels
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Hello!! Thanks so much for the fave!! 
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so what did you think of my new answers. i tried to make them different
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thanks guess what i got todayyy 
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A LIFE SIZE NIALL HORAN POSTER <3
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now everytime i leave my room i get to see his smiling face <3
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AWWWWWWWW LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!
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i know he is adorable <3 anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't know how to pick a guy <3
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who knows maybe we're long lost siblings and this is how we found each other
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would that not be awesome though i mean come on that would be pretty amazing!
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No prob! Oh and I love the Ling hug gif!
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No prob. OMG Haylor is no more!
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i heard. i feel bad for him i mean she back with her ex?! something obviously never died......
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OMG! I JUST DIED FROM WATCHING KISS YOU!
BOYZ STAHP BEING SO PERF!
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I just watched it!!! OMG I LOVE IT!!! <3 first time hearing the song and now i am in love <3 they are so fing adorable <3 :3
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it was great i loved the surfing part. i think the boys did a great job and it looks like they had tons of fun too
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