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arcticmxnkeys [34753886] [2015-02-26 01:37:57 +0000 UTC] "down w cis" (Canada)

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Watching: 16; Pageviews: 4466; Comments Made: 280; Friends: 16

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# About me

hi im cayden i hate cishets :)

fae/faer/faerself or xe/xem/xeirself (they/them auxilary only use if ur unable to use my main sets)

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# Comments

Comments: 114

guiIIotined [2017-05-21 01:03:43 +0000 UTC]

i pray this is a joke

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BoenUnknown [2017-02-01 23:39:43 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0Smq…

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rikoee [2017-01-23 17:07:33 +0000 UTC]

can you not

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Hollyleaf9 [2015-09-15 05:36:34 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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beemilk In reply to Hollyleaf9 [2015-09-19 01:55:05 +0000 UTC]

cisgender heterosexual

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Hollyleaf9 In reply to beemilk [2015-09-19 18:00:41 +0000 UTC]

oh okay

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beemilk In reply to Hollyleaf9 [2015-09-19 18:05:57 +0000 UTC]

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Apple-Chevon [2015-09-12 11:42:48 +0000 UTC]

LOLDONGS

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Apple-Chevon [2015-09-11 08:13:14 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world (Akon)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had sex (Sex)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Days of the past

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Apple-Chevon [2015-09-11 08:12:42 +0000 UTC]

you make my pussy moist holy shit

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kksIider [2015-09-10 02:11:28 +0000 UTC]

Splat!
Splat!
You're a kid now!
You're a squid now!
You're a kid!
You're a squid!
You're a kid!
You're a squid!
You're a kid now!
Ink it all now!
Up the wall now!
Disappear, going back, then you turn, then attack!
You're a squid now!
Rise up off the ink!
Ambush this dude!
Spla-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta SPLATOON

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kksIider [2015-09-10 02:11:18 +0000 UTC]

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kksIider [2015-09-10 02:11:06 +0000 UTC]

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bibiken [2015-09-07 06:20:17 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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faeires In reply to bibiken [2015-09-07 23:29:54 +0000 UTC]

hey I can hide this or whatever if it's supposed to be a secret account but aren't you 98buick?

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bibiken In reply to faeires [2015-09-08 00:39:51 +0000 UTC]

yea i am i moved accounts no secret though

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faeires In reply to bibiken [2015-09-08 00:56:02 +0000 UTC]

oh cool! ok sorry haha

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tigerchomped [2015-09-07 04:43:37 +0000 UTC]

'i hate cishet'
ow the edge.

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faeires [2015-09-07 02:58:16 +0000 UTC]

I was gonna come here to offer my support but u seem like a crappy tumblr asshole

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bibiken In reply to faeires [2015-09-07 06:19:33 +0000 UTC]

dude this is obviously a fake account how do people fall for this jkheg9834wykjsdng

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faeires In reply to bibiken [2015-09-07 23:27:12 +0000 UTC]

they're going around telling ppl to kill themselves so it doesn't really matter if it's fake or not

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CorgiTheButt [2015-09-06 16:12:44 +0000 UTC]

#downwithSJWs

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policeK9 [2015-09-06 15:23:34 +0000 UTC]

sjw mentally ill transtrender uwu special sparkle egg baby cinnamon bun is triggered

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PRUSSlA [2015-09-06 00:17:46 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Apple-Chevon In reply to PRUSSlA [2015-09-06 06:43:10 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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arcticmxnkeys [2015-09-05 02:25:44 +0000 UTC]

reply to comment

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peridoxxed In reply to arcticmxnkeys [2015-09-05 05:55:30 +0000 UTC]

how is the weather in denver

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peridoxxed In reply to arcticmxnkeys [2015-09-05 04:57:53 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Commenter

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Streled In reply to peridoxxed [2015-09-05 12:51:08 +0000 UTC]

I thought that thing had lava on it head!

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arcticmxnkeys In reply to peridoxxed [2015-09-05 04:59:16 +0000 UTC]

thts not triggering lmao my trauma comes from my brain damage nd where i got my finger caught in a door when i was younger Nice try

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CEOofArbys In reply to arcticmxnkeys [2015-09-05 12:28:03 +0000 UTC]

WHERE I GOT MY FINGER CAUGHT IN A DOOR

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sichkaa In reply to arcticmxnkeys [2015-09-05 05:03:42 +0000 UTC]

Well that explains why your brain is so small

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arcticmxnkeys In reply to sichkaa [2015-09-05 05:04:33 +0000 UTC]

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manyulas [2015-09-04 15:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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peridoxxed In reply to manyulas [2015-09-04 22:01:44 +0000 UTC]

check my profile

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manyulas In reply to peridoxxed [2015-09-04 22:23:58 +0000 UTC]

"daddy" lol

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poflo In reply to manyulas [2015-09-04 18:52:03 +0000 UTC]

They've been commenting things like 'kill yourself tranny' or 'kill yourself' or 'die cissy' on people's profiles ya kno

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manyulas In reply to poflo [2015-09-04 18:54:16 +0000 UTC]

no i dont know hence why i asked, the ppl commenting are still shit too though

mind showing me this stuff?

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gdpr-16864305 In reply to manyulas [2015-09-04 19:04:26 +0000 UTC]

comments.deviantart.com/4/1686…

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manyulas In reply to gdpr-16864305 [2015-09-04 19:06:59 +0000 UTC]

ah i see

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poflo In reply to manyulas [2015-09-04 18:58:58 +0000 UTC]

comments.deviantart.com/4/3331… well here's mine idk about other ppl

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manyulas In reply to poflo [2015-09-04 19:06:50 +0000 UTC]

oh wtaf

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sichkaa [2015-09-04 11:38:01 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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sichkaa In reply to sichkaa [2015-09-04 11:40:31 +0000 UTC]

Like man it'd be a funny troll account if you thought it through before you made it

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Vneek [2015-09-04 05:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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arcticmxnkeys In reply to Vneek [2015-09-04 05:50:24 +0000 UTC]

hi !!! :3c

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Vneek In reply to arcticmxnkeys [2015-09-04 15:02:38 +0000 UTC]

What is your favorite colour?

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peridoxxed [2015-09-04 05:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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arcticmxnkeys In reply to peridoxxed [2015-09-04 05:53:59 +0000 UTC]

die cissy

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peridoxxed In reply to arcticmxnkeys [2015-09-04 06:03:57 +0000 UTC]

yawn.

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