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[2012-06-27 15:36:39 +0000 UTC]
"Ready, Aye, Ready"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 541; Deviations: 67; Watchers: 300
Watching: 348; Pageviews: 24287; Comments Made: 1640; Friends: 348
# About me
Attention!Welcome to Ask Military Canada! I'm here to answer any questions you may have about the Canadian Military, or Canadian Military History!
(OOC)
It's okay to ask me any questions you want, but be warned, I will be answering Canadian Millitary History questions as a priority. I also reserve the right to not answer any questions that I feel are inappropriate.
Relations
America
A loud mouth jerk who people always confuse me with for reasons that are unknown even to me. He can be kind of an a-hole at times, but I put up with it because he's my brother. He's usually showing me what ever cool new toy he's decided to buy instead of food or clothing and I wish he'd stop trying to get my bosses to buy that stuff from him, but what can you do. He tried coming up here trying to take over a number of times, but I put him in his place, although he'd never admit it.
England
I guess in many ways he's like a father to me. He raised me and taught me how to be a good country. Although he sometimes likes to mix me up with America, I know that he knows the difference. I've always been there for him whether he needed the best soldiers in the world or needed someone to escort supplies across the Atlantic Ocean.
France
A lot of people seem to think he's my biological father, but I don't know if that's true or not. What I do know is that he raised me for just long enough to make an impression on me. He thinks my French language skills have degraded over the years, I however feel that I just made his language more robust and utilitarian.
Other Canadas
Here we have an assortment of other versions of me who I'm going to whip into proper shape one of these days. Seriously boys, this acting invisible and letting yourselves get ignored days are coming to an end. I'm gonna teach you all how to be proper friggin' Canucks!
The Netherlands
A very good friend of mine. Towards the end of the Second World War, I fought to liberate him from the boot of Nazi conquest. I know a lot of other countries forget me sometimes, but I know he never will.
Ukraine
She's one of the most wonderful and beautiful countries ever. I'm happy that we have such a wonderful relationship together. I've always tried my hardest to stick up for her, recognizing that her brother starved her almost to death in the '30s because she wanted to be her own country. I was honored to be the first western country to recognize her independence after the fall of the Soviet Union, and I'm thankful for the 'special relationship' we have together.
Greenland
Sometimes I forget that she's not actually part of my country, but she doesn't mind. Usually. We've been having a bit of an argument over hunting laws but we're still good friends.
Hans Island
She's a young little island near me that Denmark and I are arguing over. We really shouldn't be fighting over such a little one.
The Highlands
She's my aunt! She's such a sweet little lady who's kind and wonderful! Although whenever my Highlanders are put into the field it tends not to be kind and wonderful for whoever has to fight them...
Australia
One hell of a good cousin. I like to reminice about the glory days of running across the Fields of France and Flanders kicking some German ass and taking names in the Great War. We were like an unstoppable tag team on a German destruction tour.
New Zealand
Kind of like me in many ways. Just like how people always seem to get me confused with America, lots of people confuse him for Australia.
Hong Kong
I saw my Army action in the Second World War against the Japanese at Hong Kong. We tried as hard as we could to protect the little colony, but ultimately we failed. We're still good friends, and she helps take care of all my boys who are buried in her soil.
India
She's another country I consider to be like an aunt to me. She's very nice and beautiful and I love visiting her!
Provinces and Territories
I've got Ten Provinces and Three Territories living in my house. Some young, some old each of them different in their own special way. They've fought along side me and each other in every war we've been in. Although it does get kind of noisy when they argue...
(I'll try to give each province their own little blurb when I can.)
Acadia
She's a cute little part of the Maritimes. It made me really sad when England sent her away, but I'm so happy she came back to live with us!
China
Not as big as I am, but has a lot of people! I know I didn't exactly treat her people very kindly when we were building the railroads, but I hope they can forgive me. She's nice, but I'm kind of erked at my boss for making deals with her behind my back...
Russia
The only country that's bigger than I am. He's nice, but I'm still very wary around him. Not as much as Al is though. That guy needs to realize the Cold War ended like, twenty years ago. I got quite mad at him a couple years ago for planting a flag on the ocean floor. Specifically, a section of MY part of the ocean floor.
Soviet Russia
Now THIS guy. This guy I have a problem with. This guy is why I'm so crazy about protecting my Arctic Sovereignty. Friggin' jerk thinks he can just sit there, thinking I'm afraid of him? Ha ha ha no way pal. Remember, General Winter doesn't just fight for you. Also he's a total jerk to his sister. But he was fun to play hockey with. Especially the '72 Summit Series. Goddamn that was a series to REMEMBER.
Spain
I never really got to know you when I was younger, all I really knew was that England didn't like you very much. Still, that didn't stop some of us from going over and fighting for the Republic during your Civil War, even when my boss made it illegal to do so. Although we lost to the Fascists, I'm glad you remember and are thankful for all of us who went over, and those who didn't get to come back home.
Sicily
She's a beautiful little island in the Mediterranean. The first time I was ever there was back when we invaded during Operation Husky in 1943. It was the first time I was in a real campaign in the war, and the first time I won a victory. I got to see a lot of the island while I was there. considering I had to march my way across because the Germans sank the ships carrying our trucks and malaria medicine.
Southern Italy
She's kind of rough, but she's a softy at heart. I usually interacted more with her brother when he switched sides and joined the allies, but she was very kind when you told her you were there to kick out 'I Tedeschi'. The places I remember most about her are Ortona, Cassino, the Sangro, the Liri Valley and Anzio, but those hold some not so good memories. But all in all she's a wonderful girl and a wonderful part of the country.
Cyprus
Oh Cyprus. I'm sorry I couldn't keep your island whole. But what I want you to know is that I tried my hardest. I put many years of effort into stabilizing your Island, and the price has been dear. I was there during the invasion, caught in the crossfire between two countries that should just leave you alone. I hope someday I'll see you whole again.
(more will be added)
# Comments
Comments: 852
Excuse me for asking such ridiculous question but, as a fellow Canadian I want to hear your response to this. What are some of Canadaβs greatest military accomplishments and why do you think they became so famous?
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Nice work you have here...but UN force make meΒ Laughing (sorry, but it is true)
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Thanks a bunch for the favourite!
It's much appreciated
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" pryvit, canada.. I've heard much about you from my sister. "
[ he scratches his cheek as is nervous, a slight blush accompanying the habitual tic ]
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"Is that right?" Matt reached down and pried his smaller counterpart from his leg. "Now who let you out of your pen little guy?" he said, lifting him up and giving him a gentle boop on the nose.
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Mattie giggled and poked the others nose. "I got out on my own!"
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"Is that so?" Matthew walked over towards the play pen. "Heh, I guess we're more alike than I thought little guy!"
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Mattie pouted and clung to him. "Don't put me back in there."
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"Yep, you're definitely like me. Always got that need to roam, don't you little fella?" Matt instead decided to sit down on a sofa near the playpen. "You know, I used to be quite the escape artist myself."
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He giggled and hugged him. "Yeah! When Papa goes to France, I go see Mr. Russia by the boarder and he teaches me all these cool things!" He smiled brightly and looked up at the other in excitement. He hated that play pen. It was his enemy.
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"Oh? What kind of things does he teach you?" He asked, gently bouncing Mattie on his knee. "Escaping from places seems like the last thing I'd expect Russia to teach."
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Mattie giggled. "He teached me how to be strong! He shows me how to live in the cold and how to stay warm during winter."
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"Geeze little guy, you don't have to go to him to learn that. I happen to be an expert on staying warm during the winter, and I'm pretty tough myself when I need to be!"
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"Eh? Really?" He smiled up at him. "You can both teach me new things!"
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"Sure can pal!" Matt rustled little Mattie's hair. "Anything you ever wanted to know?"
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"Where do babies come from?" Mattie smiled curiously. No one would tell him the answer.
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"Are we talking regular babies? Or babies like you?"
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"Both!" Mattie giggled excitedly.
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"Well you see kiddo when to regular humans love each other a whole bunch they decide they want to share in a mutual and enormous responsibility, which is the creation and raising of a child. In order for this to happen you need two people with certain body parts, one of them has parts that hold "egg cells" and the other has parts that can fertilize egg cells with sperm cells, when an egg cell is fertilized with a sperm cell, it grows over nine months into a baby, and then the person carrying the baby gives birth. Now, concerning howΒ an egg cell gets fertilized, that's a lesson you're going to have to wait until you're a liiiiiittle bit older to hear. And when that time comes, make sure you ask me, and not Alfred, or Arthur, and especially not your Papa France."
Matthew whispers in Mattie's ear: "Oh, and make sure you don't tell any of them what I just told you, Arthur will have a conniption."Β
"Now, as to how countries are made... well that's a little more complicated..."
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"Eh? But I wanna have Russia's babies!" He looked at the other, desperately seeking answers.
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"Well first of all, Russia's a psychopath, so get that idea out of your head right now."
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"Eeeeh?" Mattie pouted, glaring slightly. "Russia's nice and gives me lots of hugs when I see him! I told him I was going to marry him and have his babies!"
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"Kiddo, I hate to break it to you, but Russia isn't very nice. He's only nice to people he wants to take advantage of. He's done lots and lots of incredibly nasty things, to his own family even! He's the reason why every so often I have to fly a jet fighter up north and 'escort' one his bombers out of there. And I seriously doubt his hugs are better than mine!"
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"I like his hugs a lot... he is very nice to me and said I'm going to be strong like him but with a sweet heart... Mr. Russia is different and sad amd wants a friend..." Mattie sighed and looked away. "I want to be his friend, then his wife."
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"Kiddo, the thing is you're already stronger than Russia could ever be."
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"Not yet. I need to be strong here first, I need to get bigger." Mattie pointed to his own arm and looked at the other. "I'm going to marry Ivan one day and he'll say yes because I'm gonna be strong for him here." He then pointed to his own chet, where his heart is.
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"Bucko, you're never going to be strong the way Russia and America are strong, and you shouldn't be. The problem with those two is that they use the strength they have to hurt people who don't deserve it...and many people want us to use our strength in the same way." He coughed, interjecting the name "Harper" in between coughs. "Anyway, the thing is you have a greater strength inside of you that they will never have. The ability to use your strength only when you need to."
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"I'm going to use my strength to protect people! Russia told me! He said I have a good future. He said I'll be stronger than him one day."
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"Kiddo. Don't let other nations sign cheques in your name that you can't cash. Trust me, it causes more problems than it solves."
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((Hi, thanks for the fave~ you wanna rp or something? 
Hæ Kanada
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Thank you very mewch for the fav' nyah !Β
I'm happy that my CanadaXUkraine pleased you mew !Β Β
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outofmaple; /rollsΒ
do u play video games bro --
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(I have been know to do that, yes.)
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outofmaple; whiiiich ones and genre bae
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Excuse Me sir! i have a question....um... in the role of the Canadian Forces in International Institutions. how do you feel of your Relationships of C.F. and the U.N., NATO, and NORAD? you don't have to answer that if you don't want to Sir. (apparently i'm terrible at taking notes in classΒ Β )
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Also to get you back into the spirit of questions:
Canada, does the RCAF take part in Red flag exercises? Have you taken part?
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Sorry bout the lack of a greeting-Happy birthday.
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