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autocratiic
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[2016-06-11 13:39:57 +0000 UTC]
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# Comments
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JUNE 6TH, 6 A.M.
okay but concept;; satan coming to fetch his child bc FUCK DUDE his son almost died
except plot twist damien Screams bc hey hey why's there a demon in my house
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DID DIDDY DO IT?
kjghkJHGKD & satan's just like 'no- no shush- pls dont scream my son im here to save u-'
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JUNE 6TH, 6 A.M.
satan: hello my son, i am here to-
damien: UNCLE RICHARD HEEEEELP
satan: wait wait no shhh damien stop
no but listen if you're willing i will like?? leave you like a legit starter for that shit
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DID DIDDY DO IT?
gkJGKD DAMIEN HONEY PLS HE'S HERE TO PROTECC,,,
ddude i am 100% game for that tbfh
father/son reunions are nice but son screaming bc his dad's literally a demon is also Goo d Shit
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" yes, son
daddy's here "
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" damien said i couldn't sell my soul because i was a ginger. "
" is that true or was he fucking with me? "
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" the . . . answer to that tends to vary between gingers
in your case, though, he would be incorrect "
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( why do I want my exe au to interact with him just like ' Oh shit hi boss')
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[ little exe would be all blushy]
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< blinks rapidly like. who da fuck is this >
"Um... pardon the confusion but..."
"Who are you???"
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" i am lucifer ― the prince of darkness & temptation; ruler of hell "> [ proceeds to friggin,, go from 100 to 0 & drop the grandiose demeanour i ]" or satan. whichever works. "
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< gives the most confused look >
< blinks >
"You're Satan...?"
"Hell exists...?"
"I can't believe it exists..."
"So wait... is your son Damien then????"
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" of course it does. why wouldn't it ?
yeah, he's my son ! are you one of his friends or something ? "
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"I... my old school taught me that..."
"I don't exactly know what's true and what's not."
"And... you could say that."
< looks away a bit >
"I consider him my friend... but originally I made a deal with him."
"He hasn't said what that favor is... and I would like him to so I can stop worrying."
"And I mean... I do have a crush on him but... he explained his reasons so... I see no reason to bring it up anymore."
< son, why are you confessing to satan? >
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" ah. a lot of schools tend to do things like that.
why they do, though, i couldn't say. "> [ ,,o of,,, ]
> [ he's just like,, somewhat concerned by that??? o of dreven ]" . . . i see.
er ― what was your name again ? "
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"I see... least I know now then."
< looks down a bit and sighs >
< has no idea the other is concerned >
"My name is Dreven Romulus."
"May I ask why you need to know...?"
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" dad my friends keep saying i'm gay what do i do "
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" did they do the sniff test "
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" y,, yes "
" listen there's no way that works though right "
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" son that's the most accurate test one can do to confirm whether or not they're gay "
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" you're "
" you're kidding right "
" dad please tell me you're kidding "
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" damien, i'm not kidding
i'm dad "
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" dad don't DO THIS right now i'm having a CRISIS "
" i need you to be SERIOUS RIGHT NOW DAD "
( / hey satan can u tell what his friends decided yet )
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" ok, ok ―
what did your friends say you smell like "> [ satan p l s ]
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" i don't remember!! "
" like -- fire and cologne or some dumb stuff like that?? "
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" son. i don't know how you're gonna take this
but your friends are right
you are gay "
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" no i'm NOT "
" I DON'T!! LIKE ANYONE!!!! NOT EVEN GIRLS!!!!!! "
" SO I CAN'T BE GAY "
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" the sniff test is never wrong, damien "
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" WELL IT'S WRONG RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY "
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" SON I AM THE INVENTOR OF THE SNIFF TEST I CAN CONFIRM IT IS NEVER WRONG "
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" why am i so short "
" you're like 12 feet tall or something and yet here i am "
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" i've been asking myself that for the past 10 years & honestly ??
your guess is as good as mine "
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" wow, thanks dad, that really does clear up a lot "
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" i'm not god, damien, i don't have the answers to everything "
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" yeah, but you're pretty friggin' close "
" i mean???? c'mon dad "
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" listen the very fact that i was able to have you is a mystery on its own "
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"'ey if you're meant zo be evil did you make my dad or no"
"if so, why would you do zat,"
[ i'm sorry ]
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" making people is more god's job so, no
you should probably ask him that instead "
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"zat's implying i even wanna be near god"
"'ell no,, but since you say zat i know officially 'ave more reason zo 'ate him. z'anks"
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" dad where are the oreos "
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" they're on the top shelf where they always are "
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" do you think i can even see the top shelf, much less reach it "
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" listen, son, i put them up there for a reason ok "
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