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badassbaritone
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[2015-11-15 04:37:53 +0000 UTC]
"fool me once. . . shame on you."
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# Statistics
Favourites: 4; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 186
Watching: 170; Pageviews: 2512; Comments Made: 67; Friends: 170
# Comments
Comments: 101
❝ fuck 'em then we kick 'em to the door; you know how it goes.
she deserved that; she's a bird, it's a bird trap. you think if i didn't rap she'd flirt back? takin' off her skirt, let her wear my shirt. . . 'fore she leave? i'ma need my shirt back. you know how it goes. ❞one time for my L.A. sisters-- one time for my L.A. hoes;; "it's been a while since i've roleplayed normal mark, && i'd like to think i'm at least still decent at it," said jay, who has millions of markiplier accounts.
now to specify, this is mark from mid-2014 to early 2015. aka, when his fandom was calm && was a close knit family && he still had AT LEAST 99.9% of his sanity. i'm lazy so i just copied this from another one, bear with me. i'm lazy so i just copied this from another one, bear with me. my muse for him is pretty good, so please feel free to drop me starters && talk ooc! per usual, i need roleplay fuel to keep this account alive. so please, keep it coming! don't ever think you're bothering me, because if anyone was, i'd tell them. don't be shy!
please comment below if you wish to roleplay with me, or talk ooc !! the navigations for this account can be found ↖ up that way!!
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(Omf yes!~
I found another youtuber rp account <3 )
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&& your body is no longer a blank canvas. beautiful tbh
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[ / l,,ittle wheeze ]
" oh my god - "
" o??h my?? jesus christ on a h,,ot ham sandwich?? "
[ / he looks like he's gonna pass out of smthn ]
" you're - you're "
" you're markiplier! "
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❝ if i were you, i'd put that away. see, you're just wasted, thinking about the past again.darling you'll be okay. ❞&& she said. . .❝ If you were me. . . you'd do the same . . . 'cause i can't take anymore ; i'll draw the shades && close the door !everything's NOT alright, i would rather- ❞&& tonight i'll make you feel beautiful once again;; "it's been a while since i've roleplayed normal mark, && i'd like to think i'm at least still decent at it," said jay, who has millions of markiplier accounts.
now to specify, this is mark from mid-2014 to early 2015. aka, when his fandom was calm && was a close knit family && he still had AT LEAST 99.9% of his sanity. i'm lazy so i just copied this from another one, bear with me. i'm lazy so i just copied this from another one, bear with me. my muse for him is pretty good, so please feel free to drop me starters && talk ooc! per usual, i need roleplay fuel to keep this account alive. so please, keep it coming! don't ever think you're bothering me, because if anyone was, i'd tell them. don't be shy!
please comment below if you wish to roleplay with me, or talk ooc !! the navigations for this account can be found ↖ up that way!!
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I can change! Oh herrrroo markimoo~
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» int EN Se staring
» c'mon Nep get your voice back
“ Ohhhhhhhmycatnip, you're mark, you're mark, you're markiplier- ”
» give her a moment r n
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.CuttingYou. Oh gosh this should be interesting-
----
[/It was quite rainy]
[/Inty hated getting wet while flying around, they wanted to find a dry place fast]
[/They suddenly spotted an opened window, smiling widely]
"DIVE BOMB!!!"
[/They soon shot down like a bullet through the window, hitting the floor and sliding across]
[/they laughed hysterically as they crashed into a wall]
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( it honestly, wasn't worth it to say anything.. right? )
( checks his face in the bathroom mirror, the bruises are worse, way worse than the night before, and the places where the skin split still look fresh )
( he had slammed his breaks in an attempt to avoid hitting someone crossing the street, and his face had an untimely meeting with his wheel )
( he has to sit way up close to it because he's.. somewhat vertically challenged )
( he bites his lip, and rubs the large shiner left over his eye )
( thankfully, mark was out of town when it happened... )
( but he's going to be home any minute. )
( sciddles to the kitchen and pulls out one of the brown lunch bags )
( draws a vry poorly drawn picture of his neck and head on it )
( slips it over his face )
( well.. he did hit his head pretty hard )
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( s,,coots over vry slowly )
( giggles quietly, trying to cover his mouth to stifle the noise )
( places a lil kid's crown from party city on mark's head )
" u da king; "
" all hail "
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" damn straight i'm the king. "
" && guess who's my queen? "
" . . . lindsay lohan. "
;;( fffUC K nO. )
" . . . kidding, babe. kidding. you know it's you,, "
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( smooch markie )
( nuzzle )
" i got a sparkly princess one too "
" but its mine "
" unless thee are brave enough to steal it "
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[ brings thee a lapis lazuli ]
" hey , wait a sec !! "
[ /just looks up @ him
" you're that person steven told me about ! "
" its markiplier , right ?? "
[ /tbh she isn't sure if its markimoo or not it could very well be jackscepticeye
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;;( staring down at her. like- what kind of strange cosplay is this? )
" yes! && you're a water fairy. "
;;( squints at her )
" . . . nice cosplay! it's beautifully done. "
;;( kindly smiles. )
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" w-water fairy ??? "
[ /tilts head @
" actually, ,, I'm a gem . "
" its lapis lazuli. "
[ /just holds one of her arms like chrona from soul eater
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" mark, we need to talk. "
" for real. "
( sits down next to him )
( slightly nervous, but rly wants to get this over and done with )
" what's going on? the other day i tried to hug you and you fucking pushed me. then you start with- "
( brandishes a pack of cigarettes )
" this shit?? "
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;;( he raises his head. && rolls his eyes. here we go with this again. )
;;( not to mention his ungrateful ass has taken to sleeping on the couch now. he's lucky toby hasn't :^) fuckin,,,g wised up && left him. )
" fine. "
;;( he looked at the cigarettes blandly as his lover pushed them towards him- before looking back up at him with baleful brown eyes. )
" . . . okay, you went through my shit ? "
" so you don't trust me, now. "
;;( doN'T START WITH THIS SHIT, ASSHOLE. )
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( scowls. )
" mark, you haven't even made a fucking attempt to have a normal conversation with me in weeks. "
" i get it, we're both busy, and we both have fans to please, but you could try a little harder to be a decent partner. "
( hisses )
( HES SO PISSED RN UNBELIEVABLE )
" and this fucking edgy mask you're putting on isn't cute, either. i want mark back. not this weird emo 17 year old sleeping on the couch and smoking inside the house. "
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" don't fucking talk like you understand me. "
;;( he slams his hands down on the coffee table- breaking the glass. )
;;( he rises to his feet- towering above toby at his full height. he's been on edge all week, && this seems to have pushed him past his limit. )
;;( as he glares at his lover, his eyes seem almost black- && he waggles an accusing finger at him. )
" i have a fanbase that doesn't respect me, nor well do they listen to me. "
" i have to do what i can to keep food on the table && pay the bills in this house. "
" it's not like you're helping much, anyways. how would you KNOW what i'm going through? "
" i'm pushed to release new, fresh content. every day. you release videos-- what? once, twice every five months? "
" when was the last time you were even relevant ? "
;;( . . . && that was when mark knew he fucked up. the moment he said it, he regret it. )
" . . . "
;;( the instant he said it. )
;;( so before he could even see poor toby's reaction, he turned && left- slamming the door behind him so hard that a picture falls off the wall && shatters. )
;;( it's a picture of him && toby from 2013 oopsie. )
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( toby flinches as soon as mark becomes aggressive, he sees it coming from a mile off )
( his heart fucking snaps when mark brings THAT kind of pain to the table )
"i didn't mean-"
"mark-"
( watches him go, watches the picture fall and shatter.. )
( slowly sits down on the floor and )
( sstarts sobbing )
( just falls over and CRIES )
( his videos are starting to run their mile, and the fact that mark brought it up to his face burns )
( curls up between the couch's side and the wall )
( he's too scared to move and too upset to care that there's glass everywhere )
( mark has never, ever yelled at him ) ( not to mention, that strength terrified him )
( for real, )
( that was fuckin scary )
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[ && haha what the fuck ] (( couldn't resist the sick thing. i am so sorry ))
( loudly coughing and. dying noises )
( chill toby it's just """allergies""" )
( one week ago: "toby turner does not get sick." )
( one day ago: "im a god. i am immortal." )
( today: "oh my god fucking kill me please." )
( texts mark smth abt being feeling like a bunch'a butts but his spelling and
grammar are so fucking atrocious that it looks like a 4 year old
smashed its pudgy fingers against the screen. accurate )
( he's literally too tired to care )
( gets up and logs onto his computer, getting ready to edit some videos )
( rest is for the weak )
( he feels like throwing up, but there is work to be done )
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;;( within minutes, mark-- just swooces on into toby's bedroom window, wow okay. what in the blue fuck ?? )
;;( how to get shot in the big city; a tutorial by markiplier. )
" 'ey, tobear? i got your texts. i drove over as fast as i could. "
;;( lands gracefully-- nah jk. lands facefirst on the carpeted floor- sitting up on his ass, moving a hand to fix his glasses. )
" what's the matter? it's like you had gryphon send it to me. i could barely read that shit. "
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( !!!!!! )
( sniffles rly loudly )
"hhjy, marhvf "
( sounds like SANDPAPER AND SNOT )
( gets outa his chair )( p much just wilts over and flops straight onto the floor lmao rest in piss )( groan )
( seriously, toby!! you have videos to edit!! )
( starts scooting back to his chair, face down on the ground )
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( he's laying on the floor, feet up in the air
pretty much back to the wall. )
( uhh )
( he actually looks kinda like he fell and slipped and ended
up smacking his head on the floor )
( tbh probably tried to ride his board on the ground again )
( why must he do these things )
( anyways...... he's just there when mark gets back from recording )
( he definitely looks like he hit his fucking head like.. damn )
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;;( mark walks in wearing no pants. just his boxer briefs && starbomb shirt. because as toby has figured out, this man literally never wears pants while filming. )
;;( but then he discovers a wild injured goober ! mark runs to assist. )
" !! "
" toby, are you okay!? "
;;( he kneels down beside him, moving to gently pick his head up && h,, old it in his lap. )
" O-o ;; did you fall? do you need ice? "
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( put some goddamn pants on, mark !!! )
( giggles in kind of a slurred tone )
" yyeeaa "
" im a..lright thooooo "
" i hit the wall... and my head hit the flo,,or?? mayybbe "
( uses his hands and a lot of sound effects made with his mouth
to show this )
( giggles uncontrollably ??? what are u laughing at mister man )
( pls help him )
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;;( gASP. we do nOT speak of the p word in this house. 'penis?' no son. other p word. 'pan-' sHUT UP!!! )
" . . . "
;;( dashes to get him ice, gently propping his head up on a pillow before he runs off )
;;( && comes back with an ice pack, setting it gently on the knot on toby's head. )
;;( quirks an eyebrow however )
" huh? why are you laughing? you're somethin' else, i swear. "
" i mean-- you know me. i hurt myself && i just curse a storm. |'D "
;;( mark no chill confirm )
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( confirmed illuminati )
( smiles )
" im laughin cus ive been on the floor for like. "
" 3 hours "
( snorts )
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;;( sweATS O h. )
" !! jesus, why the hell didn't you call me? >U "
;;( here comes the gUILT. )
" can i get you anything? some water? want me to carry you upstairs? "
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( closes his eyes and grins )
" i didn't want to interrupt you.. "
" dont worry about me, im good "
( look at this happy baby. he can do no wrong )
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( rides over on a skateboard )
( jumps off it and lands on a sleepin mark )
( toby is like a big, energetic dog. )
( if u take that out of context, jay, i will kill you )
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;;( he yELLS tbh )
" ,,, !!! "
;;( but then he fully wakes up && realizes,, um, wtf is goin on !! )
" , , , o h "
" wait,, were you riding that inside? that's, , , unsafe |'D "
;;( rubs his eyes sTFU mark fuck the police. )
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( just lays diagonally across mark )
( planking 2kforever. memes dont die )
" sshhh "
" yes... dont tell steven "
" shhhhhhhhhhhh "
( puts a hand over mark face )
( go bak to slep )
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;;( he um. breathes against his hand. yes. )
" i w,,on't. "
" well, i'm not sleepy anymore. thanks. |'D "
;;( yaWNS- but remains still )
" . . . you gonna stay like that? o v o;; "
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( stops covering his face )
( sweats )
( dsnt really?? scoot off of him )
( just kinda sits there awkwardly )
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" . . . i guess that's a yes. "
;;( chuckles )
" wanna watch netflix until we pass out? "
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( laughs again )
" god, yes "
( scoots off him slightly and plops next to him )
( (: )
( happy toby )
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;;( moves to share his blanket with him )
;;( he doesn't even sleep in pants lMAO )
" what do you wanna watch? "
;;( turns on hte tv )
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( curls up next to him awh )
" i dunno.. u pick, dude "
( he is......................... blushing )
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( slides over on th floor )
( he doesn't want to get up. please save him )
" mark. "
" mark. "
" mark. give me a piggyback ride. "
" mArk. "
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;;( blinks, looking down @ him like 'waddup' )
" i "
" i,, "
" oKAY. "
;;( hEFTS him easily onto his back )
;;( && starts to carry him around :') )
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( !!!!!!!!! )
( tbh he didnt think it would happen )
( mildly surprised noise )
" dude i love u for this "
" like. bro "
" im so tall "
" i could like "
" touch a cloud. "
" holy shit "
( 'dude i love u for this' )
( (; )
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" huh, really? "
" . . . i could get used t'this, y'know. "
" you're the first guy in a while i'm taller than. :') "
;;( mark has some tol af friends. )
" bob && wade are like- 6' somethin'? like both. "
" that's not normal. I'M the normal one. "
;;( nO UR A MIDGET. )
;;( casually gently bounces toby on his back )
" . . . meanwhile you're so cute and tiny ! "
" i could get used to this. :') "
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( !!! )
( huffs!!!!! in a teasing way though )
" mark fischbach, you call me tiny again and i will noogie
you out of this freakin' world "
( laughs )
( seriously though, toby is fucking smol )
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;;( gRINS )
" hA!! smoooolll!! "
;;( maKES to playfully run from him but LMAO HES ON UR BACK NO. not today satan, not today )
" >U "
;;( but soon enough he pulls some parkour shit while holding toby on his back- leaping up like,, 5 stEPS ?? )
;;( so they're standing up above the ground now on some thing holding plants on the side of the sidewalk near the palm trees- && that california sunset is riding high in the sky. )
" . . . damn. "
" i forgot how great a sunset looks here. "
;;( it's true. his videos consume like- 99.9% of his time. so did jess. :') )
;;( not to mention he was always out of town due to cons && events. . . )
;;( so with the sun reflecting off his glasses && toby on his back, he makes his way off the other side of the cement plant thing, && down onto the strand. let's say they took a break from the bustle of LA to go to dana point for a day && just chill. )
" you come to the beach often, toby? "
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( thoughtfully rests his head against the back of mark's' )
( hums a little bit.. )
( stares out at the colorful sky, trying very hard not to notice
how fucking good mark smells )
" not really.. "
" i dont have time "
" sure is pretty, though "
( sighs )
( slides off mark's back )
( plops onto the sidewalk vry messily gracefully )
( bites the inside of his cheek nervously )
" l-listen, mark "
" i gotta tell you something, man "
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;;( he smells like cinnamon && axe, all blended into one. )
;;( he even wears cologne imported from france. because a fan gave it to him at a convention. )
;;( he smells divine, but he thinks toby smells better. :') )
" yeah . . . "
;;( he bows and squats a bit so that it's easier for him )
;;( && then focuses his chocolate brown optics onto him once he speaks up )
" hm? "
" oh, what's up? "
;;( tilts his head, crossing his arms )
;;( they've been out by the oceanside all day; running like children. mark's legs were kinda sandy && his knees were scraped from a fall earlier. don't ask. )
;;( he was wearing t-shirt with link on it, && some gym shorts with white stripes down the sides )
;;( . . . & sandals. )
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( blinks a few times, leaning over a railing )
( licks his lips nervously )
" mark i- "
" i don't know if you swing that way, but "
" i think.. i think im in love with you. "
( curls his toes )
( suddenly gets really embarrassed )
" b-but if you're not into dudes that's fine, I-
i wasn't either, until i.. "
" until i realized how much i like you.. "
( HE CANT LOOK MARK IN THE EYES )
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;;( mark just. . . listens, that's what a good friend does, right? )
" . . . "
;;( he stares downward- his face shielded by the shadows from both his hair. . . && the fact that they're a little far from the shoreline where the sun is receding. )
" . . . toby, i- "
;;( he slowly turns his head to look at him, his cheeks rosy o H. he's . . . shocked, tbh. )
" . . . i had no idea. . . /// "
;;( he murmured that softly- before moving to thoughtfully run a hand through his hair. )
" . . . i wasn't looking for anyone, either. but you stumbled right into my life. "
" these past few months have been the greatest ever. i- i don't think you understand how happy you make me. like-- woah. "
" i hadn't-- i hadn't genuinely had fun in. . . god knows how long. . . "
;;( smiles softly )
" . . . close your eyes real quick, toby. && hold your hands out . . . "
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