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carlg340 ♂️ [46514966] [2018-08-26 14:16:33 +0000 UTC] (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 0; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 3

Watching: 2; Pageviews: 853; Comments Made: 82; Friends: 2

# Interests

Other Interests: Bdsm

# About me

I am a teacher ,trainer and master of female slaves
If you need to learn how to serve I'm your guy

# Comments

Comments: 25

MikoChatta [2018-12-09 19:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Ummm hi im just browsing around that's all

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CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 15:10:10 +0000 UTC]

you know when you said you were schizophrenic I didn't believe you
but now looking at your profile...'


you're not far off

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 15:42:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm not schizo I'm the most stable person you will ever meet

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 15:56:24 +0000 UTC]

well
compared to the other people I know
and I've met someone who's harrased me to the point that my self confidence has reached zero

you are less stable than HER

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 16:00:42 +0000 UTC]

Really what a bitch ! I've 100% self confident always have been
No one else can take anything from you .
Don't let anyone get to you like that .
And anyone that does that to another person isn't worth listening to anyway !!

Tell me what happened ?

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 16:10:59 +0000 UTC]

eh it's over now
I already took therapy a while back and I cut the person out of my life


I'll tell you in notes if you'd like

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 16:21:48 +0000 UTC]

Yes tell me I'm interested in what happens .it wasn't like this when I grew up you just got your head kicked in after school while the teachers took bets on how long you'd stay concious 😭

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 16:42:37 +0000 UTC]

the note was sent

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 17:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Replied on notes

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CuckootheBirb [2018-09-08 23:57:38 +0000 UTC]

Johnny Johnny yes papa

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 08:11:57 +0000 UTC]

I was wondering when you lost your virginty ? Tell me about it ?
Properly too

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 13:41:13 +0000 UTC]

bruh i'm 16 I haven't yet lol

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 13:52:33 +0000 UTC]

Hurry up then !

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 14:30:18 +0000 UTC]

bruh it aint a rat race
I wanna find the one first

im not gonna be fuckin pussy every hour

I want a more intimate relationship
I may be a troll, but i'm a christian troll

Β 
praise the sun

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 15:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Good boy .glad to hear it .I'm a deeply religious man .I'm just a dickhead on the internet .stick to it find a nice girl ,fall in love. Its brilliant God bless x

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 16:01:42 +0000 UTC]

that's the most sane thing you said all day
but if you're deeply religious



why do you claim to be the "master" of multiple sluts?

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 16:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Its me trolling πŸ™Š

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 16:10:01 +0000 UTC]

figured


jesus christ I had PRAYED you were just trolling
because the way your profile was layed out it looked like you were legit

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 16:14:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I've been on the net since it started, Windows 95 !!
I was trolling before you were born
I'm a twat I know .

My profile isn't laid out and you arnt trolling me .I believe you and I don't care if your making it up or not
I want you to be a descent lad .I hope you are .not many left !!

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CuckootheBirb In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-09 16:18:45 +0000 UTC]

wow you
actually sound pretty cool

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carlg340 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 16:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Well yes I'm totally cool !

If you think a overweight work a hollick thats had 3 heart attacks and now can't walk for then 100m without oxygen .
Who drank and worked himself into an early grave is cool
I found the lord 6 months before my first heart attack at 47
Just pleased I did

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AnimatedAdamHD152 In reply to CuckootheBirb [2018-09-09 15:13:53 +0000 UTC]

Don’t say that, he’s an β€œArt critic” lmao

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NinjaJaffaCake [2018-08-29 18:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Ah, look at that. You only joined this week. Let me know when you post some work of your own. Have a nice day. ^^Β 

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carlg340 In reply to NinjaJaffaCake [2018-09-08 10:45:25 +0000 UTC]

I have to apologize to you ,I didn't realize you where a girl my bad .
Can't say sorry enough ,have a nice life I won't bother you again
By the way if that's you in the photos your a very pretty young lady x

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NinjaJaffaCake In reply to carlg340 [2018-09-17 09:53:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. You have a nice life too. x

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