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charliemalfoy ♀️ [371738] [2003-03-17 18:04:07 +0000 UTC] "ZOMFG ITS A LESBIAN" (United Kingdom)

# Statistics

Favourites: 257; Deviations: 853; Watchers: 118

Watching: 134; Pageviews: 43130; Comments Made: 7021; Friends: 134

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Me. Even though I'm blatantly shit.
Favorite movies: Dogma, Labyrinth, POTC, various other awesome movies
Favorite bands / musical artists: I love me some Barenaked Ladies... wait, were we talking about music?
Favorite writers: Me. Even though still blatantly shit.
Favorite games: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time... Always and forever. n.n
Favorite gaming platform: The Wii. *insert Family Guy's Quagmire's "Gigigity gigigity!" here*
Tools of the Trade: Sleep, video games and booze work better than prozac.
Other Interests: Nerdy things like anime and video games, also some not-so-nerdy things like sex and booze

# About me

Current Residence: Playboy Mansion
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Very very very very small. albeit with a fat arse
Print preference: Smexy
Favourite genre of music: Stuff that isn't shit.
Favourite photographer: That is to be decided by a pornography contest.
Favourite style of art: Pornography ;D
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: My mobile. Even though it's mental.
Shell of choice: The shell I'll wear when I become a hermit.
Wallpaper of choice: Hot fictional characters
Skin of choice: Dragon
Favourite cartoon character: I still want babies with Team Rocket
Personal Quote: "Why the heck would you make Zelda fly if you can't look up her skirt?!?!"

# Comments

Comments: 553

SANZFRUMUNDERTALE0w0 [2018-08-04 04:44:10 +0000 UTC]

OwO you like

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KatrinWinner [2011-08-10 15:01:19 +0000 UTC]

omg youre from the Uk and youre les :) (Smile) :D (Big Grin)

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sargentasuka [2009-05-19 03:34:36 +0000 UTC]

cool nice id

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Jazographs [2009-05-18 13:04:11 +0000 UTC]

what you got walls for her 18th?

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squadalah [2009-04-03 06:59:04 +0000 UTC]

aaa i love both hairspray and link

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Vallia [2009-03-20 09:27:19 +0000 UTC]

OMG OMG!! you took photo with Tom felton!!! envy you~ :D (Big Grin)
can you describe him more?? please....

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Vallia [2009-03-20 09:26:53 +0000 UTC]

OMG OMG!! you took photo with Tom felton!!! envy you~ :D (Big Grin)
can you describe him more?? please....

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Auyanne [2009-02-09 00:18:30 +0000 UTC]

What's up
I took this new free iQ quiz my friend showed me. you should check it out. just CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE FREE IQ TEST

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Auyanne [2009-02-08 23:24:11 +0000 UTC]

What's up
I took this new free iQ quiz my friend showed me. you should check it out. just CLICK HERE TO TAKE THE FREE IQ TEST

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Dragon-Ink [2008-12-23 15:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Fav! :) (Smile)

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Jemish [2008-11-01 11:39:25 +0000 UTC]

[link] <3

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Auyanne [2008-10-23 19:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch ;D~

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yaoidreams [2008-09-25 17:59:15 +0000 UTC]

HEYYY
Im alright hun
hope you are all good!
ZELDA AWAY!!!

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charliemalfoy In reply to yaoidreams [2008-09-25 18:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Hey baby. ;D

I'm a little ill right now, but I'm trying to recover so I can be all sexy again. ;) (Wink)

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OffOn [2008-09-20 14:34:24 +0000 UTC]

Why thankyou. : D

-chucks appreciation at you-

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charliemalfoy In reply to OffOn [2008-09-20 15:43:20 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. :3

My dear friend Jasmine says you go to college with her. If so, then dude, I used to go to the same college as you. XP

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OffOn In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-20 16:58:06 +0000 UTC]

Ohgod, JASMINE. I'm not sure if you're safe anymore. D:

If I'm thinking of the right Jasmine... I get names mixed up alot.

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charliemalfoy In reply to OffOn [2008-09-20 17:40:35 +0000 UTC]

Could it be a Jasmine who draws things, swears a lot and eats most of the things in my house?

If so, that could be her. XP She's my sister's best friend and we live down the same road so I've known her way longer than it is possible to while retaining sanity.

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OffOn In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-20 22:41:42 +0000 UTC]

That is most likely going to be her. Dundunduuun.

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charliemalfoy In reply to OffOn [2008-09-21 09:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Ohnoes. D:
Is she good evil or bad evil?

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OffOn In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-21 11:36:04 +0000 UTC]

She is like... EVIL EVIL.

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charliemalfoy In reply to OffOn [2008-09-21 12:52:50 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh... fair nuff. D:

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OffOn In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-21 15:56:11 +0000 UTC]

But she's okay. :U

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charliemalfoy In reply to OffOn [2008-09-21 17:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Thinking about it, I remember the time she put salt in my doctor pepper, so I get what you mean. XP

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SmileWhenDead [2008-09-14 04:32:15 +0000 UTC]

Your new icon is down right skanky. XD!

I need to play this game to find out who this is. I was watching Phoenix Wrong all day yesterday and just laughing my ass off. Laughing my ass off! @ her especially.

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charliemalfoy In reply to SmileWhenDead [2008-09-14 07:06:27 +0000 UTC]

Phoenix Wrong videos make life worth living. ;D

I pretty much bought the very first game just to see what she was like.

Anyhoo, how've you been?

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SmileWhenDead In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-14 20:58:59 +0000 UTC]

haha, So who is she? some big boobed chick?

I've been busy with crapola. ^_^; You?

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charliemalfoy In reply to SmileWhenDead [2008-09-14 21:06:40 +0000 UTC]

That is pretty much her in a nutshell. She's also a bit of a psychopath.

I've mostly been getting drunk, kissing girls and taking up random hobbies such as knitting... life has never been so sweet. =P (Razz)

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SmileWhenDead In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-14 22:50:35 +0000 UTC]

haha, sounds interesting.

Kissing girls eh? and knitting? You should knit me a hogwarts sweater. XD;

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charliemalfoy In reply to SmileWhenDead [2008-09-15 08:00:47 +0000 UTC]

The kissing girls mostly came as a result of the getting drunk. But I don't mind!

My skills aren't quite legendary yet, I'm afraid so the most I can knit you is a Hogwarts choker. Sweating a little...

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SmileWhenDead In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-15 18:47:12 +0000 UTC]

Aw, the old "I got drunk and totally made out with her" bit. ;) (Wink) Nah, I believe ya. Enjoy it now while you can! muahaha. Then one day, if you are the type, you might be stuck the same person like me. Not that I mind... she's a hell of a kisser. Laughing my ass off!

Aww. Well, when they are... XD A scarf then ^_^

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nazlando [2008-09-03 22:46:29 +0000 UTC]

THanks for the watch! I lvoe your phoenix stoof!!

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charliemalfoy In reply to nazlando [2008-09-04 07:16:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you and no problem! :D (Big Grin)

I hope to be cosplaying as Phoenix for the next tokyopop thing. =P (Razz) Just trying to find a decent hobo jacket for a price I'm willing to pay!

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nazlando In reply to charliemalfoy [2008-09-04 18:10:13 +0000 UTC]

Awesome stuff! I'd love to see a phoenix cosplayer! Good luck with that!

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Zane-destiny [2008-09-03 15:59:11 +0000 UTC]