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[2011-05-04 20:18:45 +0000 UTC]
"Chloe Burt"
(New Zealand)
# Statistics
Favourites: 56; Deviations: 54; Watchers: 25
Watching: 42; Pageviews: 7018; Comments Made: 1083; Friends: 42
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: My bff'sFavorite movies: Um I don't do favourites.
Favorite TV shows: Criminal Minds is my current obsession
Favorite bands / musical artists: Rend Collective Experiment at the moment
Favorite books: Too many!!!
Favorite writers: Too many!!!
Favorite games: Portal 1 & 2
Favorite gaming platform: I live on Steam
Tools of the Trade: My computer
Other Interests: Reading
# About me
I write poetry based on how close I am to an emotional breakdown. The more I write the closer I am.# Comments
Comments: 117
Have a wonderful day and a Happy New Year full of good health, great happiness, wonderful creativity and oodles of llamas!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Hello Clothie11!
Thank you for the Super Llama Badge. I hope you enjoy the Ninja Llama Badge in return!
And this guy:
~ E-HIndigo
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Sorry for the late reply, but thanks for the llama.
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hello!
thank you for the Llama
i hope you have a lovely day,
~lumi
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Hey there, just dropping by to say thank you and how much I appreciate the llama badge.
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Thank you so much for helping me out! 
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That's fine sounds like you need it. I hope things get better
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thank you for the llama 
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Welcome! feel free to Watch me
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G'day shelia! Thanks from America for the llama, mate!
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Haha I'm not quite Australian 
Oh and no problem
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Oops. Sorry.
If you like, can you read my stories?
shokuali30.deviantart.com/gall…
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Haha all good most other countries don't realise. It's kinda like a sibling relationship. We are too close to each other and have all these little rivalries but if anyone else dares go near the other it becomes a protective "no one touches my sibling" kinda relationship. (My silly writers mind reading too much into things)
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Oh. Anyway, read my stories?
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