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cobaltvaranus ♂️ [1844377] [2005-08-23 00:39:22 +0000 UTC] "FurredSpaceLizard" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 21; Deviations: 79; Watchers: 12

Watching: 11; Pageviews: 4064; Comments Made: 234; Friends: 11

# Interests

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# About me

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Personal Quote: No means NO!!!!!!!!

# Comments

Comments: 56

jorgehpz [2019-02-04 09:51:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the llama!

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spitesyre [2016-10-18 04:14:32 +0000 UTC]

Don't mind me, just strolling past.

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-18 04:28:44 +0000 UTC]

carry on

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-18 04:32:15 +0000 UTC]

my wayward son
there'll be peace when you are done
lay your weary head to rest
don't you cry no more

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2018-04-13 05:23:10 +0000 UTC]

....................../´¯/) 
....................,/Β―../Β 
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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ 
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ 
........('(...Β΄...Β΄.... Β―~/'...')Β 
.........\.................'.....


u-2

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2018-04-14 00:28:56 +0000 UTC]

It's my signature, bub.Β 

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2018-04-14 03:06:53 +0000 UTC]

lol. i know guess that joke didnt go over too well. It reminded me of how the u-2 spy plane got it's name. or at least the supposed story. Apparently one of the test pilots said something about "your plane almost killed me." to the designer as he flipped him off. So the designer just flipped him off back and said "you too." There's no way to validate it i don't guess most of those guys are dead. But that's the story.

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2018-04-14 03:56:02 +0000 UTC]

nah man, i wasn't personally flipping you off lol. more like my response to the world in general. guess that makes me an edgy rebel huh? hah. anywho, hope you have a good one.

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2018-04-14 04:07:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh. well. I like gutter humor., That shit is funny to me. So like. yeah. I was never insulted by It. I was continuing the gesture. Like the middle finger really should be the new Hi-5.

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2018-04-14 04:11:44 +0000 UTC]

I don't understand why people gotta discriminate my finger, it has feelings too but I feel the same way. Funny how you mention hi5 to me and somebody else I was talking to recently mentioned that hi5 IM from back in '09. the message is still sitting in my inbox right now, actually.

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2018-11-30 04:57:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna tell you a story. The u-2 spy planeΒ  was in its experimental stage. The first pilot who ever flew it crashed but walked away. Later upon seeing the head designer he promptly...
...................../´¯/) 
....................,/Β―../Β 
.................../..../Β 
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ 
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ 
........('(...Β΄...Β΄.... Β―~/'...')Β 
.........\.................'...../ And said "your plane almost killed me. F-u. " To which the designer returned the..
...................../´¯/) 
....................,/Β―../Β 
.................../..../Β 
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ 
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ 
........('(...Β΄...Β΄.... Β―~/'...')Β 
.........\.................'...../Β  Β  and replied "you too" So that is why the U-2 spy plane was called the u-2


And that is what I was thinking when I replied what I did. Sorry.. i know you wouldn't understand without context but your ascii middle finger reminded me of that alleged story.Β 

And I was born in 81. The hi5 has been around a lot longer than the 90's my dad taught me the hi5 and he was born in 59

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-18 04:42:02 +0000 UTC]

ROCK ON!

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-18 04:46:29 +0000 UTC]

\m/

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-18 05:15:32 +0000 UTC]

so what's up with you?

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-18 05:20:08 +0000 UTC]

hmm... what do you want to know?

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-18 05:21:54 +0000 UTC]

I don't have anything specific in mind. I mean you did approach me first, so what got your attention?

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-18 05:30:10 +0000 UTC]

alas, you see, that is the exact thing i was looking for. i never pay attention and i have quite a few tickets booked in so i've been looking for the administrations to go pay off my dues. thus, i stumbled across here.

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-18 05:31:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm not an administrator, and I have by own dues I am struggling to pay off. So I am not sure I can help you

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-18 05:38:43 +0000 UTC]

no worries chicken curry, i wasn't looking for help. rather, i was looking for the latter.

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-19 03:32:26 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't looking to be confused but I got it anyway

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-19 03:35:11 +0000 UTC]

maybe you should eat a bowl of cereal so you don't get confused

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-19 04:45:17 +0000 UTC]

cereal is good when you use vanilla pudding instead of milk.

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-19 04:55:15 +0000 UTC]

i always eat mine dry cause i don't want it to drown in its misery before being crushed to death

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spitesyre [2016-10-19 06:00:45 +0000 UTC]

corn flakes deserve to suffer

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spitesyre In reply to cobaltvaranus [2016-10-19 06:09:50 +0000 UTC]

let the cereal killers have em

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Sayori-87 [2008-02-04 10:09:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav

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cobaltvaranus In reply to Sayori-87 [2016-08-20 03:59:47 +0000 UTC]

youre welcome

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cobaltvaranus In reply to Sayori-87 [2008-02-06 10:13:30 +0000 UTC]

You'se amz welcogomages

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cobaltvaranus [2007-08-28 03:46:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm not 100% sure... but I think I have been banned in all 57 states.

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cobaltvaranus [2007-08-21 02:40:26 +0000 UTC]

I can't find my scraps section. There used to be a link directly to it.. now it's all hidden and stuff. Scraps don't even show up in my gallery anymore. What's going on?

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cobaltvaranus [2007-08-17 07:32:57 +0000 UTC]

Tonight was but a slight sliver of a red crescent moon. Much too easy to overlook but I saw it sighing there in the sky. Should we weep for lost children or dance in the dark while fireflies cast away the gloom? I've been the scapegote and sometimes the thief. But I remember being told the heart inside still resimbles human kind. Despite our bloodthirsty feasting on different brothers blood. When you cast aside love and fear what's left when all other emotions are different versions of those? Who knows but a firewalk in shadows?

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PhantomDog [2007-03-08 01:06:42 +0000 UTC]

Hi!
*random hi* XDD

nice gallery ^_^

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cobaltvaranus In reply to PhantomDog [2016-08-20 03:58:18 +0000 UTC]

hiiii!

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cobaltvaranus In reply to PhantomDog [2007-05-31 09:39:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. If you like scalies we'll get along fine.

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PhantomDog In reply to cobaltvaranus [2007-08-14 13:43:34 +0000 UTC]

lol yep i love reptiles x3

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cobaltvaranus In reply to PhantomDog [2016-08-20 03:59:27 +0000 UTC]

reptiles are awesome. I love tree monitors. I think they even come in 5 colors. green, yellow, blue, red and black.

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cobaltvaranus In reply to PhantomDog [2007-08-17 08:56:17 +0000 UTC]

Reptiles have more fun. So stroke your lizard.

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cobaltvaranus [2007-02-17 02:54:23 +0000 UTC]

:: steps up to the podium and taps the mic.:: "Is this thing on.. Oh.. good. Hello.. In light of recent events which haven't really happened. I've decided to do something by doing nothing at all. If you would like to make a donation to my cause, burn your check book as an offering and it will be noted.

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cobaltvaranus [2007-02-06 05:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Some pirates use razors. But REAL pirates shave with sabres.

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cobaltvaranus [2006-03-16 03:44:20 +0000 UTC]

I still don't have any friends.. I thought it was hip to be crazy.. guess I was wrong.

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cobaltvaranus [2006-01-04 11:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Don't be a fool! Wrap your tool!

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spikers542 In reply to cobaltvaranus [2006-06-19 04:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Nice sig xD

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spikers542 [2006-06-19 09:48:56 +0000 UTC]

Uhm......... ........... HEYHOWSITGOIN!

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spikers542 In reply to cobaltvaranus [2006-06-19 18:22:14 +0000 UTC]

Boo.... Rawr >.>

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spikers542 [2016-08-20 03:58:08 +0000 UTC]

hiii sorry its been sooo long since i logged in.. i forgot my password

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spikers542 [2006-06-20 13:12:29 +0000 UTC]

Huh? You confused me...

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spikers542 In reply to cobaltvaranus [2006-06-21 00:50:43 +0000 UTC]

Boo... -_-

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spikers542 [2006-10-20 05:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Boo HOO!!!....who are you?

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spikers542 In reply to cobaltvaranus [2006-10-21 02:05:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm a person

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cobaltvaranus In reply to spikers542 [2016-08-20 04:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Hi person. Sorry it's been a long time since I have been on. I forgot my password.

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