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contritely ♂️ [27804218] [2013-08-08 21:38:13 +0000 UTC] "can one regret living" (United States)

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# About me

d a i n  s t r i d e r

super high school level swordsman

super high school level imitator/mimic

{ age 17 ,, 5'11 ,, weight unknown ,, sagittarius }

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{ survivor | murdered | executed }

cause of death ,, prometheus's lament

{ prometheus's lament ,, it is snowing. the culprit is attached to a frozen rock by stabbing swords through his wrists and ankles. he is then attacked by crows and torn apart until all his insides are eaten. }

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{ this is a danganstuck!davesprite account. }
{ obviously he is human in this. }
{ i revert in and out of his quirk gomen }


# Comments

Comments: 137

waggishness [2013-08-12 00:56:40 +0000 UTC]

[( i couldnt resist and iiiii for some reason see john as the mastermind of sorts ??? but eh if you dont want to thats cool i mean i have an idea but ye! )]

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contritely In reply to waggishness [2013-08-12 03:22:09 +0000 UTC]

{{ IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A MASTERMIND???????? please tell me your theories so we can integrate it into this au i have been looking for one omg and also thank you }}

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waggishness In reply to contritely [2013-08-12 05:51:57 +0000 UTC]

[( hehehe!!
okay so!
i think john could be the mastermind because despite being the best prankster there is (of his age, his father will always be the best one) no one really takes seriously the jokes he makes or appreciates the fact that he tries to make people happy.
upon this, he kinda has a twisted vision of what people deem as funny, (you know, because of black humor and whatnot, and not necessarily the gaiety his pranks have) hence making morbid jokes gradually until he fucking loses it and thinks killing people is. amazingly hilarious
?? ????
also his dad could be the headmaster, the genuine one, the one that wished to conglomerate the best people regarding something to at least find a friend for his son. ??? )]

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contritely In reply to waggishness [2013-08-12 06:44:00 +0000 UTC]

{{ oh my god??? yes you are mastermind four for you you go }}

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waggishness In reply to contritely [2013-08-12 08:45:33 +0000 UTC]

[( HOLLA HOLLA IM DIGGING THIS ill make the account later 
i think we need to notif the roxy 'cause i believe she made a note to dirk indicating who the mastermind was, no? )]

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contritely In reply to waggishness [2013-08-12 15:14:55 +0000 UTC]

{{ ah she might have??? idk ill ask easty if thats what she wants

and ill let her know about that too uvu }}

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waggishness In reply to contritely [2013-08-13 07:02:22 +0000 UTC]

[( okay, thank you! <3 )]

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contritely In reply to waggishness [2013-08-13 14:15:38 +0000 UTC]

{{ uvu <3 }}

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long-sleeper [2013-08-10 18:56:04 +0000 UTC]

// Hi there~! May I please make a Jade to Partake in this really cool thing?? u v u //

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contritely In reply to long-sleeper [2013-08-10 21:17:59 +0000 UTC]

{{ PLEASE DO MY DARLING <33333 }}

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long-sleeper In reply to contritely [2013-08-11 15:49:47 +0000 UTC]

// Yay!~ I'll make the account sometime today, then~ I hope I RP miss DG-stuck jade well haha~ //

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contritely In reply to long-sleeper [2013-08-11 16:32:48 +0000 UTC]

{{ ooh im excited

im sure you will!!! }}

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nitency [2013-08-09 15:39:45 +0000 UTC]

(roxy offers a half wave to the other, a small smirk growing on her lips)

    dain!! i didnt see ya in the cafeteria 

    everyone was gettin worried bout ur ass

    which is lookin GOOD btw

(winks)

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:45:22 +0000 UTC]

{{ i just realized i have an excuse to mimic peoples comment formatting now im cryin this is wonderful }}


{he raises an eyebrow}


uh...thanks??? why were people worried i was just chillin



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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 15:49:08 +0000 UTC]

{ Im laughin }


(she leans back n forth on her heels)

    uhhhhhhh

    what if u got killed!? thats why every1 was kinda worried ya dope

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:51:10 +0000 UTC]

{he chuckles}


    rox i think that if i was the only one gone its pretty unlikely id get killed

    unless of course someone else wasnt there too then yeah thats probably warranted

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 15:55:16 +0000 UTC]

(she kinda pouts)

    yeah whatevs mr im too cool to get killed

    what were u doin anyway and dont just gimme that 'chillin' bs

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:57:45 +0000 UTC]

    well sorry to hear youre not satisfied with that answer

    because thats the goddamn answer

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 16:01:34 +0000 UTC]

    wtf does chillin even CONSIST of 

    tell me that dain

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 16:04:50 +0000 UTC]

    being a loser and skulking around hallways

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-10 01:48:49 +0000 UTC]

    ):

    lets hang out or w/e then huh

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-10 04:49:00 +0000 UTC]

    sure thats fine by me


{he nods at her and starts walking}


    so how is my lovely twin brother hm

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-10 10:12:19 +0000 UTC]

(she shoves her hands into her back pockets, flashing him a small smile until he popped the question)

    uhh?

    same old same old i guess, he seems like hes losin some of his cool tho

(she lets out a small obviously forced laugh)
    yeahhh

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-10 13:51:36 +0000 UTC]

{he raises an eyebrow


    did i miss something

did something go down in the cafeteria while i wasnt looking???


//shit is he dead

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-12 21:22:37 +0000 UTC]

    nah nah??? hes just

    kinda losin his cool i mean like i said

    jeez dude hes not dead or anything lol

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-12 22:44:07 +0000 UTC]

{knits his eyebrows}


    losing his cool??? how

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-12 23:04:52 +0000 UTC]

(sighing intensifies)

    i was tryin to say u were cooler THAN him but in a kinda.. hinty way gosh dain

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-12 23:12:13 +0000 UTC]

    oh

    sorry roxy


{he sighs and shakes his head}


    dont freak me out like that! i take most stuff you say literally ok???

    i dont want anything going wrong with my family

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-13 12:35:36 +0000 UTC]

    nah nah its ok!!

    i shouldnt of made it so dark n edgy haha

(she blows a strand of hair from her face)
    well well well its nice to know SOMEONE in this shithole takes me seriously :')

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-13 14:15:24 +0000 UTC]

    if you say so


{grins}


    i feel the same way haha

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-14 13:26:16 +0000 UTC]

    yeaaah

    so hows it goin between u 2 anyway.... the twinsies

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-14 14:44:42 +0000 UTC]

    yknow i dont actually know??? its going like it usually goes i guess

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-16 22:59:31 +0000 UTC]

    funn d-:

    (iim jkin thats kinda lame)

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-17 02:16:13 +0000 UTC]

    we arent really into the whole 'wow we should actually interact' thing all the time

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-17 16:02:40 +0000 UTC]

    yeah i know hah

    maybe u guys should hold some huge strider party

    thatd be kinda fun maybe or somethin

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-18 01:29:12 +0000 UTC]

    'huge strider party' roxy are you ok

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-22 02:17:06 +0000 UTC]

(lets out a couple giggles)

    yea im kinda tired but ok i think

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-23 06:29:47 +0000 UTC]

{genuinely concerned by your comment you need to watch what you say im sorry i just care too much ok}

    are you genuinely ok though??? is anything wrong can i help

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nitency [2013-08-09 12:21:08 +0000 UTC]

{ **Revving to the max* 

look what I MADE }

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 14:53:03 +0000 UTC]

{{ you are such a beauty ily }}

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 15:01:16 +0000 UTC]

{ ooo ilu 2

DO u like my pun on the execution even tho im still stumped on what to make it o: }

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:02:37 +0000 UTC]

{{ yesssss i love it

oh man i can try to help??? i had dains execution in mind before i made the account [it worked for both his bird and 'clone' themes if you know what i mean] }}

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 15:05:03 +0000 UTC]

{ oooh YEAH thatd be great. . . yeah urs is so cool also like absolute < (u with cool shades bc u cool)

iDK like i was thinking it would go along the lines of blue screen and overwritings etc but again idk }

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:08:30 +0000 UTC]

{{ oh man yes i want to help 

o mg thank u

i always take selfies with shades on its just a habit and now its become a joke bc it happens so often without me noticing


hm let me think for a second

i kind of see her execution as having a screen that points out all of the embarrassing/terrible things shes ever done and that when it 'blue screens' this giant secondary screen (maybe like the kind you use for projectors when you watch movies in the park and shit but a lot stiffer and more solid) just comes crashing down on her and crunches her but idk the crunching thing is kinda overused 

its just the first thing i thought of }}

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 15:14:05 +0000 UTC]

{ YEAH

my selfies are usually me looking very . . 'thoughtful' and idk Because i am an edgy teen \m/


ooo i like the embarassing things and the crunching is probably th ebest like again idk i think that blue screens have numbers and letters flashing and going on over and over quickly (?) though again ive never REALly had one so idk maybe shed like have to be sort of "IN" a blue screen and the words start going faster and faster and she has to run either over them/away from then till something happens and the words cave in on her/chop her up maybe??? 

IM NOT SURE HOW TO word it but again i like ur idea A LOT }

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:17:46 +0000 UTC]

{{ LMAO im picturing a stand with 'jori's thoughtful selfies' written on it


some blue screens do but what youre thinking of is binary

which would make sense given she is a hacker and binary is p important for computer programming

most blue screens just have error messages and theyre really stupid and they dont look cool at all??? it sucks dick tbh

i could definitely see her in a glitch screen with binary though and then yeah i could see what you mean i actually like that better


YES I WILL HAVE CHOPPED ROXY ON MY SALAD


i bet monoir would eat her on his salad too a la mondo-style }}

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 15:22:35 +0000 UTC]

{ IM LAUGHING rlly hard and next to my thoughtful selfies is 'westy's im totally dave strider selfies'


OOOH YEah so then binary would be good??? like idk ill have to work on typing out a lil tidbit for my page i guess but thats so cool i love our danganstuck so much and i love Roxy


ONE BOWL OF ROXY SALAD PELASE 


INSTEAD OF BACON BITS....... ROXY BIts on the salad }

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:30:55 +0000 UTC]

{{ im cryin we need to start a business

we just sit on the curbside and blog whenever people arent around and we shop our photos with shitty instagram effects


yEAH thatd be amazing and wow im absorbed in this au now

ive seen a lot of danganstuck aus on tumblr but none that actually included the sprites ever??? yeah


and monoirs just like OM NOM NOM IM A CREEPY FUCKER }}

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nitency In reply to contritely [2013-08-09 15:37:14 +0000 UTC]

{ and we put like SWAG all ove r the pictures and dollar signs and little penguin gifs or SOMETHIng itll be the best

then well be like 3 dollars per effect and the pic is COVERED IN EFFEcTs


ME TOO and i havent homestucked in so long i love this a bunch

YEAH when i was lookin for pics or w/e for rox i went through the danganstuck tag and there was like, nothing??? mostly the dangans as homestucks


ROXY BITS™ }

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contritely In reply to nitency [2013-08-09 15:41:26 +0000 UTC]

{{ ohmygod its like fuckin OFF

you pay 10 credits for a picture of yourself and then zacharie charges 500 for a picture of him


im glad you do o mg

yeah same??? ive seen some p rad sprite edits though


IM CRYIN ROXY BITS™ }}

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