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coolbreeze88
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[2012-02-16 01:24:28 +0000 UTC]
"I wonder whats for dinner"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1814; Deviations: 269; Watchers: 80
Watching: 818; Pageviews: 50868; Comments Made: 4355; Friends: 818
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Solomon Mars http://xxsmarsxx.deviantart.com/# Comments
Comments: 1290
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Can you give me some cool ideas for a tech startup name? I want something that sounds cool. Matrix-y, you know?
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hmmm.... how about "Neugen" the Neugen pronounced "New Gen", if the name is taken, try "Vatimus".
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 3: Bait - Eyeballing the Abyss...
I think abysses get a bit of a bad rap and for the most part it seems like this reputation is quite undeserved. Sure, you can never win in a staring contest with one and just accepting the challenge is sure to really mess up your noggin. And they’re notoriously easy to fall into, I mean there is no warning signs or anything, which makes getting liability coverage very difficult. And they never lead to anything good, like a verdant field of medically euphoric unicorns or toxically sweet frolicking miniature hippopotami. And there is almost certainly some unfathomably sinister being of unimaginable power lurking deep within that could wipe out existence with a negligent sneeze from who knows how many orifices. But you shouldn’t let these minor quirks sway you into a negative opinion. I recommend taking the time to get to know one instead of succumbing to baseless discrimination. Your life will never be the same.
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Thanks for the watch, I appreciate the support.
If you'd like to keep up, please consider following me on:
Have a nice day!
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oh and forgot to reply to this one, youre welcome :3.
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I know we rarely talk, I want to say thanks for the fav and I hope you're doing okay
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i'm doing fine, just trying to get the hang of adulting.
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Hello, I saw that you have been watching me for some time, I'm just here to say that I'm much more active on instagram and youtube (if you want to see more content that is)
Instagram: www.instagram.com/thesleepless…
Youtube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCSB2O…
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are you really that in to me or is this just spam?
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What? "in to you"?!
I'm just letting my watchers know if they want to see more frequent content
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the fuck off and quit spamming.
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Well you sure seem nice, anyway, again, just letting you know
BYE.
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Is this the end of coolbreeze88?
Gonna miss him
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Why'd you go silent? Did you get arrested for CP or are you actually being smart and going offline for a while?
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perhaps i can overwhelm you kiwis with so much stupidity that ill give you all a brain hemorrhage.
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That requires ridiculous amounts of stupidity, are sure you are up to par?
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sneaky sneaky farms. deleted the thread after i called it out. so much not deleting anything. :3.
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You can't delete threads. You can only close them.
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again, apples and oranges
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Either that or it never existed and you're just pulling arguments out of your ass.
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archive.fo/
here, why dont you prove that kiwifarms are pedos?
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I will again say with a straight face, the Russians are pretty fucking terrible.
Their country is like a recovering drug addict after going off communism who just had a relapse in the 2000's and if you watch YouTube, they are proven to be the stupidest, jingoistic, drunk, most careless assholes on this planet.
and the few sane ones are wholled up in St. Petersberg trying to escape this whole mess.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs2v5g…
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"i'm actually quite tolerant, polite and nice"
youre an idiot who cant live by his own morals 2 electric boogaloo
you still didnt tell me who your rival is
maybe i can laugh at them too
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you just went full Anita, never go full Anita.
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its GLIP. she's/ he/ they is my rival. why do you think i tease xer so much.
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sorry kid but i think this relationship is one sided
glip would rather you disappeared from the face of the earth and certainly doesnt consider you a rival
and maybe its just me but to become someones rival you have to be in the same skillcategory as them
as much as i hate glip they have a pretty neat artstyle and they built a unique universe
all you did was write horrible characters that you describe as 'badass'
and you tease them so much because youre a garbage human
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now i can join the ranks of the sacred order of skeptics knowing i am a fellow "garbage human" according to tumblr.
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"and you tease them so much because youre a garbage human"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsqmU3…
Are you seriously comparing me to Sargon, in that case I'm quite honored by the compliment :3.
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good on you for supporting third wave feminism by enabling them to steal words you piece of trash
discrediting someone because of their wordchoice and assuming their political belief because of it is pretty dumb even for you thats like assuming the entirety of kiwifarms ans 4chan are nazis because they use the word nigger a lot
OH WAIT YOU DO THAT TOO LOL
sorry i hurt your pwecious wittle feefees with dropping a truthbomb by saying glip doesnt consider you a rival but i sure as hell wont lie to you to protect your pride
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What's worse than the kiwis are their scumbag moles and collaborators on every fucking website.
if you in any way work with them, your not doing yourself or anyone else justice by pwning some random dude on the internet, in fact it makes you a sell out who will make a deal with the devil just to see the person they dont like burn and then later find out the devil screwed you over too and also sends you to hell.
unlike my low points, that is a petty lowness you can never climb back up from and you will be seen forever as that douche bag who rats people out for shits and giggles.
Omerta, hook it up.
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