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[2017-07-18 22:06:29 +0000 UTC]
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Comments: 63
Now, usually I don't do this but uh
Go ahead and break 'em off a little preview of the remix
Now I'm not tryin' ta be rude but hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things you do reminds me of my E Lexus Coup
That's why I'm all up in your grill tryna getcha to a hotel
You must be a football coach the way you got me playin' the field
So baby give me that (toot toot) and let me give ya that (beep beep)
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro bouncin' on 24's
While they're sayin' on the radio
It's the remix to Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun
Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
Bounce bounce bounce
C'mon
It's like "Murder She Wrote" once I get you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door still they can hear ya screamin' more
Girl I'm feeling what you're feelin' no more hopin' and wishin'
I'm about to take my key and stick it in the ignition
So baby give me that (toot toot) and let me give ya that (beep beep)
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro bouncin' on 24's
While they're sayin' on the radio
It's the remix to Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun
Cristal poppin' in the stretch Navigator
They got food everywhere as if the party was catered
I got fellas to my left and honeys to my right
We bring them both together and we got jukin' all night
Then after the show it's the after party (yeah)
And after the party it's the hotel lobby (yeah)
And around about 4 you gotta clear the lobby
Then take it to your room and somebody
Can I get a (toot toot) can I get a (beep beep)
Runnin' her hands through my 'fro bouncin' on 24's
While they're sayin' on the radio
It's the remix to Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun
It's the remix to Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body got every man in here wishin'
Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin' weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun
Girl we off in the this jeep foggin' windows up
Blastin' the radio in the back of my truck
Bouncin' up and down stroke it round and round
To the re-mix we just buggin' out
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idk their da or if they even have one
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WOAH, you've been totally BAZINGA'D by someone!!!
and they've left a message for you!
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You're just mad because I'll be able to do something with my fucking guitar hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your entire life, kid. So, yeah, you're gay.
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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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▬▬ι═══════ﺤ As I ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ sᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ ᴀs I ᴡᴀs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ sᴜᴅᴏᴋᴜ, I ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ Kʀɪᴘᴘ ᴘʟᴀʏ Cᴀsᴜᴀʟsᴛᴏɴᴇ... I ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ Kʀɪᴘ ᴡᴀs Nᴏʟɪғᴇ... ɴᴏᴡ I ᴀᴍ Nᴏʟɪғᴇ...ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʙʏᴇ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ
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i love you counteractlve please date me
i love furries
i can mkae u a fursoner
pelase
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I have never once in my life gotten a correct order at Popeyes. I went inside today to limit any type of confusion the scoundrels that work here might have when I say 1 fucking number for my combo meal. I look this man directly in the eyes and say "number ten" and this worthless good for nothing sack of shit gives me a number fucking 9. Fuck a Popeyes chicken. I'm convinced you can't get hired if your IQ is above 80, or if you have a high school diploma. This establishment exemplifies everything wrong with this country. If I ever see that unequivocally contemptible neanderthal again I'm slapping the shit out of him. He's a shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency
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hoodies make me feel so badass 💀 every time I put on a hoodie I feel like a spectral badass 👻 especially when it's windy and the night is darker than my soul 😈😈 it feels like I'm walking in an endless void of epicness ☠️ we were good friends and you thought you knew me 😱 until I put on the hoodie 👽👀
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hoodies make me feel so badass 💀 every time I put on a hoodie I feel like a spectral badass 👻 especially when it's windy and the night is darker than my soul 😈😈 it feels like I'm walking in an endless void of epicness ☠️ we were good friends and you thought you knew me 😱 until I put on the hoodie 👽👀
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hoodies make me feel so badass 💀 every time I put on a hoodie I feel like a spectral badass 👻 especially when it's windy and the night is darker than my soul 😈😈 it feels like I'm walking in an endless void of epicness ☠️ we were good friends and you thought you knew me 😱 until I put on the hoodie 👽👀
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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen 
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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen
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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen
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haha you're fucking gay suck on my cockcockcockcockcockcok
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"Y XEFU OEK SXEAU"
"SXEAU"
"SXE"
Rearrange the letters...
"SEX"
BOOM CRACKED THE COOOODDEEEE.
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this is the result of a kid reading too many creepypastas
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hello welcome to da i hope you have a good time posting and making art
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i sincerely think this is an arg on deviantart
so its a joke
wowie.
dont worry guys. leave it to the theorists and people who
can crack this clusterfuck.
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