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dammitjohn ♂️ [22305517] [2012-06-05 20:44:55 +0000 UTC] "john youre such a tool" (United States)

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Favourites: 0; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 118

Watching: 48; Pageviews: 2698; Comments Made: 681; Friends: 48

# About me

your name is dave and youre probably the coolest character in the whole fucking comic

youre ironic and cool and not only do you draw webcomics or rap awesomely or are an awesome photographer or have cool dead things in your room

but you have a fucking fan just for your room and only cool kids get that shit

now what

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dave: check out your homies


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dave: tell the world about yourself
you conveniently place a link here which directs people to some headcanons and info

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yo what are quadrants
♠ ♣

==>
heads up world theres something else you need to read
it would be cool if people clicked this link and read it

[ You can contact me on pesterchum as turntechGodlyhead
Webcam= starrypier.tumblr.com/post/252…

# Comments

Comments: 190

askhumanSolluxCaptor [2013-05-11 22:24:24 +0000 UTC]

Hi asshole

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Ecto-Biology [2012-12-24 04:38:48 +0000 UTC]

hi dave!!!

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dammitjohn In reply to Ecto-Biology [2013-07-25 23:10:02 +0000 UTC]

woah hey..........

john??

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Ecto-Biology In reply to dammitjohn [2013-07-30 17:08:26 +0000 UTC]

yeah? what?

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Sol-appleberry [2012-11-05 22:58:23 +0000 UTC]

[ omfg i just realized
this was the account that originally made me discover RP accounts and create one thanku <33 ]

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dammitjohn In reply to Sol-appleberry [2012-11-06 01:17:41 +0000 UTC]

[ WOAH!!!
well will ya look at that
im glad i could inspire you to make an rp account!!!
its a lot of fun and you can make a load of friends.]

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Sol-appleberry In reply to dammitjohn [2012-11-06 01:24:24 +0000 UTC]

[ heheh c: i was like wow
yes thanku <333
ikr omg and these ppl are amazing ! ]

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dammitjohn In reply to Sol-appleberry [2012-11-07 19:46:49 +0000 UTC]

[ you're welcome.
i've met so many awesome rpers via dA. it's really cool... though it's silly when you make more rp accounts than what you can handle. ]

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Sol-appleberry In reply to dammitjohn [2012-11-07 22:01:10 +0000 UTC]

[ yeeee!
hahah ikr? i know someone that made like
i dunno 20? i only have 3 ]

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dammitjohn In reply to Sol-appleberry [2012-11-08 21:52:50 +0000 UTC]

[ i know someone who made SO MUCH MORE. OH GOD.

they had enough to give away to other people!!! ]

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Sol-appleberry In reply to dammitjohn [2012-11-09 03:14:24 +0000 UTC]

[ oh god why
i hate when people just
drop ]

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L3MONSNOUT-TURN4BOUT [2012-10-04 01:40:07 +0000 UTC]

D4V3
H3Y D4V3
H3Y D4V3 HOW YOU DO1N'
D4V3
H1
H3Y D4V3
D4V3

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dammitjohn In reply to L3MONSNOUT-TURN4BOUT [2012-11-04 23:07:35 +0000 UTC]

terezi terezi
calm the fuck down
okay im here no need to get your panties in a bunch
christ what are you doing whats wrong

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L3MONSNOUT-TURN4BOUT In reply to dammitjohn [2012-11-11 07:06:46 +0000 UTC]

W3LL J33Z
1 M1SS3D YOU
1 COULD PROB4BLY H1T YOU R1GHT NOW BUT 1'M T1R3D
[she smiled, her hood covering her eyes]

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BroadwayKarkat [2012-07-29 16:29:50 +0000 UTC]

SO HERE I AM, MINDING MY OWN GOGDAM BUSINESS WHEN YOUR PAGE SHOWS UP.

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dammitjohn In reply to BroadwayKarkat [2012-07-31 19:00:14 +0000 UTC]

oh how did it get there
maybe just maybe
you subconsciously wanted to see me
i understand

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BroadwayKarkat In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-31 20:52:55 +0000 UTC]

LIKE HELL I DID YOU EGOTISTICAL SACK OF GIRAFFE ABORTIONS! HAVE YOU EVER EVEN ONCE THOUGHT THAT MAYBE THE PLANET DOESN'T FUCKING REVOLVE AROUND YOU?

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dammitjohn In reply to BroadwayKarkat [2012-10-02 22:52:32 +0000 UTC]

no
thats like a fucking taboo to think about that where i am from
dont you know a thing about earth
striders are like royalty
we do what we fuckin want
and if that means think of ourselves highly then damn right were gonna do that

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mcpoops [2012-07-11 07:56:33 +0000 UTC]

slasp no

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dammitjohn In reply to mcpoops [2012-07-12 20:19:51 +0000 UTC]

what
what is slasp no
what does that mean

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PlayWithMeDave [2012-07-02 20:14:00 +0000 UTC]

HEE HEE HEE HEE
HOO HOO HOO
DAVE.
PLAY WITH ME.
HA HA HOO HOO
HEE HEE HOO HOO HA HA

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dammitjohn In reply to PlayWithMeDave [2012-07-03 04:13:15 +0000 UTC]

/SCREECHES INTO THE HEAVENS AND GRABS CHEST, STEPPING BACK BEFORE FALLING BACKWARDS ONTO MY BACK. LOOSES ALL THE BREATH IN MY CHEST AND PASSES OUT/

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PlayWithMeDave In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-03 05:39:12 +0000 UTC]

-pokes-
GET UP.
WE HAVE TO PLAY.
HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE
HOO HA HA HA HEE HOO

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dammitjohn In reply to PlayWithMeDave [2012-07-03 18:41:11 +0000 UTC]

/And so the dave was still passed out, having horrible nightmares to correspond with the puppet's freaky fucking voice/

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PlayWithMeDave In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-03 22:05:28 +0000 UTC]

-pokes him again, harder-
GET UP DAVE.
HEE HEE HOO HOO
WE HAVE TO PLAY.
HA HA HA

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computer-genius [2012-07-02 17:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Lesson Lesson!
A person in shades means he has been in countless adventures and has made his dreams come true!
Also red means he has shed blood on the battlefield!

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dammitjohn In reply to computer-genius [2012-07-02 17:47:15 +0000 UTC]

woah
uh
yeah you bet
im a fucking dragon warrior here
been to places you couldnt imagine
brought damsels to their knees and swept them off their feet
i made it rain blood
it was intense
so who are you

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computer-genius In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-02 17:52:05 +0000 UTC]


Let Ed introduce Ed;
Ed is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Trivusky the 4th!
Whooooooo are you?

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dammitjohn In reply to computer-genius [2012-07-02 17:54:04 +0000 UTC]

uh huh
so ill call you ed i guess
the names dave

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space-flower [2012-07-02 01:47:51 +0000 UTC]

daaaaaaaave!
daaaaave,
daaaaaaave,
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!
hi dave!

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dammitjohn In reply to space-flower [2012-07-02 01:55:41 +0000 UTC]

jade
you pretty antsy today huh
what are you on and what do you want girl

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space-flower In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-02 01:59:19 +0000 UTC]

first off, nothing!!!
second, i wanted to make sure you were okay!!
i got really worried when i was tending to my plants!
i even have the band to prove it!
/She points to a green band on her index finger, definitely reminding her to make sure that the gang was a-okay!/
see?

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dammitjohn In reply to space-flower [2012-07-02 02:03:47 +0000 UTC]

really now
well you know im fine and all pretty sure i am anyways
why were you even worried its not like i live in the middle of the ocean or anything
thanks for asking
you should ask john hes a dangerous one
probably up to all kinds of trouble he is

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space-flower In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-02 02:06:44 +0000 UTC]

i wasn't able to get on the computer since it broke down!
/A frown replaces her smile./
took atleast 5 DAYS to fix it!!
oh well...
anywho, i will try to!
i'm hoping that he isn't up to pranking someone...
well, it's likely, but still!!

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dammitjohn In reply to space-flower [2012-07-02 02:14:19 +0000 UTC]

how did it break down
did your dog eat it or something
/raises an eyebrow/
well at least its fixed
and yeah he probably is but since hes so lame at doing it he probably messed it up and pranked himself

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space-flower In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-02 02:18:15 +0000 UTC]

weeellll...
let's just say that soda and chips don't go so well with computers!
that happens sometimes!
/She nods./
i'm wondering who he's targetting now...

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dammitjohn In reply to space-flower [2012-07-02 02:20:26 +0000 UTC]

well obviously
jeez harley be more careful
computers are not plates you know
well john could be getting anyone right now
hes a rascal thats what they do
he could be getting me or he could be getting you
right here right now

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not-desperate [2012-06-28 14:30:13 +0000 UTC]

hey davve
howws it goin...
land dwweller

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dammitjohn In reply to not-desperate [2012-06-28 22:17:29 +0000 UTC]

oh wonderful
another troll
i dont even know you
land dweller the hell
my fucking ass

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not-desperate In reply to dammitjohn [2012-06-28 22:38:57 +0000 UTC]

you should knoww me
i am the best
and your a land dwweller
they walk on ground
not swwim in sea
dumbshit

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dammitjohn In reply to not-desperate [2012-06-28 23:05:36 +0000 UTC]

well i dont know you so that must mean youre the worst
and whats so great about swimming

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not-desperate In reply to dammitjohn [2012-06-29 02:25:40 +0000 UTC]

i aint the wworst
thats sol
swwimmin is like
bein able to breath anywhere

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dammitjohn In reply to not-desperate [2012-06-29 15:53:04 +0000 UTC]

no you are definately the worst
i didnt even do anything
and i dont even know who sol is so
no
fish cant breath on land
and for your information
i know how to fucking swim

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not-desperate In reply to dammitjohn [2012-06-29 19:36:37 +0000 UTC]

sol is
that lowwblood wwith the red and blue glasses
and thats bull
me and fef can breath on wwater

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dammitjohn In reply to not-desperate [2012-07-02 02:12:00 +0000 UTC]

i still dont know who sol is
dude i dont care what you or all your shitty troll friends can do
why are you even bothering me man

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not-desperate In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-02 07:25:38 +0000 UTC]

i guess
i wwas told to meet and talk to neww people

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dammitjohn In reply to not-desperate [2012-07-02 15:16:21 +0000 UTC]

well go talk to other new people why dont you

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not-desperate In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-02 17:38:06 +0000 UTC]

i wwas told to talk to you

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dammitjohn In reply to not-desperate [2012-07-02 17:47:34 +0000 UTC]

who told you to

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not-desperate In reply to dammitjohn [2012-07-02 17:49:54 +0000 UTC]

terezi..

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