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darkestregret
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[2012-06-13 06:26:20 +0000 UTC]
"I'm a mIME"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 311; Deviations: 30; Watchers: 6
Watching: 23; Pageviews: 1922; Comments Made: 286; Friends: 23
# Interests
Favorite movies: Grave Encounters, Cloverfield, Seven Pounds, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless MindFavorite TV shows: Hetalia, Angel Beats!, Shuffle!, Sekirei/Sekirei: Pure Engagement, Love Hina, Kuroshitsuji, Adventure Time, Regular Show
Favorite bands / musical artists: Three Days Grace, Mumford and Sons, Breaking Benjiman, Paramore, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Pomplamoose
Favorite books: Warriors Series, Wings of Dawn (I believe?)
Favorite writers: Erin Hunter
Favorite games: Minecraft, KH series, Amnesia, Skyrim
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Other Interests: Drawing, Anime, Animals, Writing, Reading
# About me
...Well.I suppose you won't read this.
So let me just put the most ridiculous story I can think of right here.
So.
One day I was walking through Wal-Mart. And I saw these headphones. But they weren't just any headphones. They stared straight into my soul - with those big, puppy-dog eyes you'd see on an anime.
But I wasn't the only one who wanted them.
This lady was shoving her child back into her time machine as she approached me, and she promptly said, "Those are mine."
The headphones gasped in surprise.
Now, being she most likely came from the time machine, I wanted to believe her. But they were in a store. It was my right to buy them if I wanted to.
But, instead of saying kindly, "Ma'am, there are others just like it on this shelf. I saw this one first," I was an idiot and glomped her face.
She screeched an unearthly screech, doubling backwards with my weight. I landed on top of her, and I heard the headphones cheering me on. This gave me new strength, but she still overpowered me and pinned me to the ground. I kicked her exposed underbelly, and she rolled away, screaming profanities and bubblegum.
Nobody in the store saw. The lady and her child went back into the time machine, disappeared, and I bought the headphones triumphantly.
# Comments
Comments: 37
You're welcome! C:
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I am such a dumbass
I forgot to look on your page omg.
Hi, Gian. xD
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I am apparently already watching you
what
what
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..I live in London
at
uh
..ah
Mayfair
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Your ID. It's amazing. Thank you so much for the favorite!
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Thanks ouo and you're welcome~
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YOU SMILE LIKE YOU DON'T CARE, BRO
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ahkdksAHAHAHAHA
what
WHAT LMAO
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YOU CAN SEE ME WRITING THIS
PROBABLY
WHATAIOHEDAHZFHD
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Don't mind at all.
ALSO. SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. MY MOM BARGED IN. SO I PANICKED.
And I couldn't log back in.
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