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deerva ♂️ [37680795] [2015-11-22 19:55:10 +0000 UTC] (United States)

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Comments: 104

deerva [2015-11-22 23:26:21 +0000 UTC]

/ squishes the other's cheeks

" you're just so adorable :0 !!! "
" <3333 "REPLY HERE, PLEASE !!

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g-entle-child In reply to deerva [2015-12-10 01:31:06 +0000 UTC]

" What ?-I-I'm not cute "

/small blush
/small whining noises.
/tiny whining lady

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D-eceptive In reply to deerva [2015-11-26 04:50:59 +0000 UTC]

has the lightest, l i g h t e s t dusting of blush/
otherwise, he looks emotionless/
his brows furrowed slightly/
he has two 'cutie marks' on his face, ah-/
the very look of cuteness with the curls-/
looks with a soft gaze to the side, gripping both hands gently/
and with utmost delicacy, he slowly takes them off his face/
looks back up, his expression smoothing out/

"You should give yourself more credit, dear."

his voice was deep but soft/

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necrophilias In reply to deerva [2015-11-25 03:56:35 +0000 UTC]


"woAHHH"
"you're my aesthetic!!!"
"(^:"

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vodkamom In reply to deerva [2015-11-25 00:12:48 +0000 UTC]

"!!!"
         ;; ( ok that was surprising ,,, )
         ;; ( with the cheek squishing thing bc like )
         ;; ( omfg it's been y EA RS since she's last had that done to her )
"aha thank you !!"
         ;; ( there's nothing else she can do but grin up at him )
         ;; ( trying her best to be polite ofc but,, )
         ;; ( fuckgn just )
         ;; ( reaches up and begins squishing hi S CHEEKS )
"i could say the same for you, dear"
":^)))"

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deceitful-god In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 20:42:39 +0000 UTC]

{ i read vegan as virgin & that reminds me when my family went to oktoberfest last year, my mom was like. shit faced lmfao. and my dad offers his bratwurst to my best friend and is like "want a bite of my sausage" thanks dad aNYWAY my mom looks all horrified and just-
"she can't do that ,, , she's ,, ,,a virgin"

when in fact syd is a VEGETARIAN
but also a virgin

syd & i just ,, , , choked on our lemonade god bless
my parents dont remember this }

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deerva In reply to deceitful-god [2015-11-25 00:05:40 +0000 UTC]

{ i'm the one who wrote it and honestly i've read it as both virgin and vagina but then i'm like
' lol nope for both of thO SE '

I'M LAUGHING THAT'S AMAZING
" she's ,, ,, ,, , she's a virgin "
r ip 

that's the best tho bless }

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S-pieler In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 16:59:06 +0000 UTC]

{/ here comes the tol babe
"Excuse me but-"
"Nice horns. :^) "

"What's the magic in all this,bubblegum babe?"
{/ hE FUCKING DID IT LMAO
"Cause I feel pulled towards you like a motor."

{/ someone tape his mouth

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deerva In reply to S-pieler [2015-11-24 17:04:17 +0000 UTC]

/ fans hIMSELF

" !! "
" Thanks , doll !! "

/ om g 
/ kRIS PLS
/ HE'S GONNA FA I N T

" Your body is 65% water and ,, , "
" I'm thirsty ;^) "

/ SHOOT HIM NOW

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S-pieler In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 17:18:02 +0000 UTC]

{/ grINS

"No problem,love."
{/ GRIN WIDENS
"Thirsty eh? Well I have your medicine right here~!"

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PunMastering In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 12:58:31 +0000 UTC]

// Screaming tbh ?
// Because she was playing her DS and sudden hands 
// Throws her hands in the air
// And her Ds
// Whoops catches it though

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deerva In reply to PunMastering [2015-11-25 00:34:29 +0000 UTC]

" !! "
" Oh I'm sorry "

/ he honestly feels baD
/ takes a step back

" I didn't mean to ,, scare you :0 "

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PunMastering In reply to deerva [2015-11-26 10:31:39 +0000 UTC]

// Just shudders a bit and turns her head slowly
// . . .
// She looks like she's going to kill somebody -
// But then goes back to smiling

" Oh as long as you didn't mean to dear! "

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faerie-of-light In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 11:18:02 +0000 UTC]

/small squeak

/aww Josie is flustered

"Y-your adorable too!"

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deerva In reply to faerie-of-light [2015-11-24 12:48:55 +0000 UTC]

" Thanks doll <33 "

/ excuse him he's trash
" You're cuter though ;^) "

/ wink wonks @

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faerie-of-light In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 17:58:21 +0000 UTC]

/blushes madly

/I love your oc

"T-thank you!"

/oh Josie is a fairy btw if you couldn't tell by my username

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bIue-eyes In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 07:25:33 +0000 UTC]

** gasps rlly loudly holy-
** iTS A DEER
** SHE LOVES DEERS
** SQUISHES HIS CHEEKS BACK
"YYOURE SO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND JUST PINK AAAAHH- "
** violet intensities 

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deerva In reply to bIue-eyes [2015-11-24 13:40:31 +0000 UTC]

/ A FLOOFY PINK DEER

" tHANKS DOLL <3 "
/ paps her cheeks

/ cuties tho

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bIue-eyes In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 15:26:49 +0000 UTC]

** A FLOOFY PINK DEER IS BEST DEER
** Purrs!! 
** can't contain THIS HAPPINESS HNNN
** very quiet "hhhhhhhhh*" noises

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Kleiner-Hase In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 02:49:27 +0000 UTC]

Daddy Christopher! Look! I drew a bunny! *held up a piece of paper with a poorly drawn bunny*

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deerva In reply to Kleiner-Hase [2015-11-24 02:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Darling, ,, 
I love it !! 

/ so excite
/ paps his head <3

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Kleiner-Hase In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 02:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Good! I work hard on it.

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deerva In reply to Kleiner-Hase [2015-11-24 13:59:53 +0000 UTC]

Its very nice ,,
!!

/ sticks it to the refrigerator
/ like a nerdy dad

/ smiles

There ! Perfect <3

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Kleiner-Hase In reply to deerva [2015-11-25 02:06:46 +0000 UTC]

Yay! I'm going to draw you next! Where's the pink crayon?

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Kaffee-Liebhaber In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 00:37:31 +0000 UTC]

{/ kinda squishes his cheeks together??
"You look so smoochable omg. :^0 "
"Can I just?? Smooch you??"

{/ she's got this v big happy grin on,,
{/ pls don't say no Chris

"Pleeeeeease?"

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deerva In reply to Kaffee-Liebhaber [2015-11-24 02:07:34 +0000 UTC]

/ wow she tol
/ makes the fISHY FACE

/ laughs a little

" Go for it , darling !! "

/ call him chris and u get a heel to the cornea
/ he hATES it

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Kaffee-Liebhaber In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 02:13:36 +0000 UTC]

{/ wHAT DOES SHE CALL HIM THEN?
{/ DARLING?? SHE AIN'T NO CRAZED GROOM

"Omg thanks- :^)) "
{/ sMOOCHES HIS FACE
{/ her breath smells like mints and pineapples tbh
{/ mmmm,pineapples,,

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deerva In reply to Kaffee-Liebhaber [2015-11-24 02:49:14 +0000 UTC]

/ CHRISTOPHER 
/ D U H 
/ or some other cute nickname
/ he likes those :^)

/ omfg he squealed
/ and his floofy ears flicked back

" You ,, smell like candy - "
/ he was gonna say ' happiness ' but that's weird ,, 

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Kaffee-Liebhaber In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 02:54:36 +0000 UTC]

{/ chRISTOPHER IT IS THEN
{/ Does Pinky Pie works?? :^)

{/ omg he jUST SQUEALED
{/ annnd she squealed back

"I'm made out of good stuff,that's why!  :^) "
{/ kasm no you a hoe

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deerva In reply to Kaffee-Liebhaber [2015-11-24 14:07:05 +0000 UTC]

/ yAY
/ call him fluffy

/ cuties tho
/ paps her cheeks

" Eeee <3 "
" I love it !! "

/ well 
/ at least she isn't a gay ass hoe 

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Kaffee-Liebhaber In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 16:55:09 +0000 UTC]

{ oKAY FLUFFY IT IS THEN JFC
{/ tbh they look so fucking gay like this

"I love it too,happiness follows me :^) "
{/ and problems too,,,guys as well

{/ Kris is gay for himself tbh

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benedicthall In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 20:58:02 +0000 UTC]

( ooc. ) ur guy is SO cute AHHH ;;O;; SCREAMS!!!!!

" uhM "
( // beginning to lean backwards, his personal space feeling invaded rn
( // he would've smacked the other but the compliment had already been blurted out
( // and as far as his manners went, it'd be pretty rude to slap somebody who just flattered him

( // an anxious, strained smile pulls at the corners of his mouth
( // his face is painted a dusty shade of pink and it's so obvious on his skin i

" thank,,,,, you??? "
( // didn't really know how to respond to a greeting like that

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deerva In reply to benedicthall [2015-11-24 12:56:02 +0000 UTC]

{ om G thA NK <333
SC REE CHES }/ beams this ,, large smile
/ bc omg look he's blushing
/ but he can tell he's anxious but tbh who cares

" of course , doll !! <33 "
" i speak the truth "

/ please excuse him he's fluffy trash

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benedicthall In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 18:54:34 +0000 UTC]

( // shoulders kinda just,,, begin to scrunch
( // awkwardly scratches the back of his neck for a moment
( // shit man this is a situation he was not prepared for
( // idk tim doesn't get complimented that much so
( // it's a new experience

" hah... i guess, "
( // #savetim2k15

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Inverted-Colors In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 18:32:25 +0000 UTC]

;; < confused luna noises >
;; < wtf is going on here, , ,,, what is this , , ,, p erson,  ,,, >
;; < tilts her head >

E-Eh -- Um - I don't w-wanna sound rude ...
B-but ... W-what are you ?? ...

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deerva In reply to Inverted-Colors [2015-11-24 12:50:11 +0000 UTC]

/ smol laugh
/ he's amused ,,

I'm a deer ,, darling 
But I'm also a person :0

/ he's v good at stating the obvious 

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Unschul-d In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 17:08:46 +0000 UTC]

{/ she's so smol compared tO KRIS
{/ smol german bab is smol

"Eeeee."
{/ gj Krissy you speak the Kasm vocabulary
"Danke??"

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deerva In reply to Unschul-d [2015-11-23 20:34:20 +0000 UTC]

/ smol compared to him but tol compared to the rest of the woRLD
/ except for chris ,, , ,, he has his 6 inch heels on ;^)

" Of course , ,darling !! "
" Its only the truth <333333 "

/ wONK

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Unschul-d In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 21:13:36 +0000 UTC]

{/ sQUEAKS AGAIN THO
{/ so true,,
{/ Kasm's between 6'4" and 6'7" tHO

{/ he's so pink Kris would call him bubblegum babe tbh
"Neh--have you seen a man who's at least seven feet tall?"
"He has a very handsome face and he always wears shades-"

{/ said man is probably playing some old arcade games
{/ what a n e r d

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deerva In reply to Unschul-d [2015-11-24 14:26:12 +0000 UTC]

/ s o t o l

/ if chris called him that he'd fangirl
/ bc he loves hot guys
/ and cute nicknames

" No I haven't :0 "
" I certainly would remember if I did "
" Especially if he had a handsome face "

/ LEL

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Unschul-d In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 16:51:43 +0000 UTC]

{/ y e s

{/ Kris will call him like that then-
{/ he'd many so many candy jokes tho
"Here-I have a picture-"

{/ hE'S SO FUCKING HOT WTF
"His name is Krischen Schwarz-"
"He's a model!!"

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deerva In reply to Unschul-d [2015-11-24 16:57:03 +0000 UTC]

/ yES PLS

 " !! "
" Woah ,, "

/ mARVELING OVER THIS MAN
/ W O W
/ HE'S GOOD SHIT

" I can help you find him , if you'd like ;^) "

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Unschul-d In reply to deerva [2015-11-24 21:32:56 +0000 UTC]

{MAKE SO MANY* WTF }

"I know right?? He's Germany's head turner!"
{/ the pic is just him laying in bed tbh,,
{/ lIKE THE NERD HE I S

"Oh really?! Thanks!"
{/ gLOMPS HIM AND LAUGHS
"He's not hard to find however,tall like he is."

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Vessel-of-Courage In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 02:18:17 +0000 UTC]

"!!!"

( △ ) ;; She appears to be confused since she doesn't know what to say in response.
( △ ) ;; Nor that she prefers to talk, but still-
( △ ) ;; A smile appears on her face as she let out a laugh as a reply to the deer.

"...Thank you..."

( △ ) ;; She muttered that quite softly, so she's sure that the other didn't hear her.

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deerva In reply to Vessel-of-Courage [2015-11-23 14:53:01 +0000 UTC]

/ ears perk
/ and he smiles ,,

" Of course , darling ! "
/ those floofy ears of his really come in handy at times

/ paps her face <3

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Aurum-Malum In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 01:55:25 +0000 UTC]


pauses/
p much tries to ignore the comment/

"Oh- Oh, this is HILARIOUS."

squints towards him/

"Okay, I think your booty shorts are what
make the image, really kid, but are you
secretly a girl? You're wearing make-up-
Okay, so does my boyfriend, but- I mean, 
'partner in crime' -wears make-up, too,
but it's black and threatening."

Bill, NO/
stahp-/
like he has room to talk-/
Bill's original form must be wearing mascara/
I mean, the eyelashes-/
they defy gravity/

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deerva In reply to Aurum-Malum [2015-11-23 02:04:40 +0000 UTC]

/ ears loW ER
/ and the tail floofs up

" Well I'm sorry my style doesn't appeal to you ,, "

/ adjusts his bow tie then  ,,  
/ crosses his arms
/ oh lord

" Don't even get me started "
" Yellow and black ? You've got to be kidding , darling ! "
" You look like a transformer gone steampunk , but not even fashionable steam punk ! "
" Your hat is tacky as hell , and your eyepatch is so 12 years ago !! "

/ reKTED

" Would you like me to continue ? "
/ looks over his nails like
/ bitch i got all day

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Aurum-Malum In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 02:25:00 +0000 UTC]

actually S C O W L S-/
eye turns red for a sec/
laughs it off instead/

"For your information, Fluff n' Stuff, this suit fit with
my usual form's appearance- a partial joke, too -I
can change it, but immortal beings really don't care
how they look."

then carefully checks his nails/
he actually took off his gloves to do it this time-/
and he took them off with his teeth/
then shines them on his clothes/
and puts the gloves back on-/
sure, he doesn't care AT ALL-/
also opens a hand mirror and checks for loose eyelashes/
and snaps fingers so it disappears/

"In fact, I could change it right now, pal-"

suit lights ups in blue flames-/
and changes color...?/
like, the top is silver, the pants are black-/
he has a light blue tie, and it has a shiny gold triangle in the center/
just a tiny one, to not be too gross with an over abundance of the color/
oh, and it's an actual tie, not a bow-/
like, it looks like the tie's made of silk?/
there's a gold lining on the edges, of like, his collar-/
and the area around there/
even the edge of his pants bottoms have a gold accent/
the blue on the tie matches the streak in his hair-/
and by the way, his hat gained a more silky blue color/
like, where the yellow decoration thing used to be/
not the whole hat, that would be gross/
the hat gets a bit shorter, it was just too tall at first/
his cane turned silver, with and accent of blue where the gold was/
he kept the gloves black, tho-/

leans forward on his cane/

"I should be a clothes designer! Really, I think I like
this look! By the way, bud, I sorta need this eye patch,
because there's no eye there. Gold, like I usually wear,
is used to represent that I looked like a pyramid as
a demon with no physical body, and I always say to
buy gold, so I've gotta advertise~! The bow tie and top
hat were my thing for so long, it was kind of hard to
get rid of them."

his eyes are reflecting the silver attractively-/
and he's making a toothy smile/

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deerva In reply to Aurum-Malum [2015-11-23 13:14:13 +0000 UTC]

/ swEATS
/ this is v overwhelming 

/ he did not expect that at all lmao
/ just gonna brush off that little nickname ,, 
/ try not to stARE

/ and compose himself 

/ huffs 
/ places his hands on his hips
/ idk he doesn't know how to reply
/ bill has won this time ,, , 

" You ?? A clothes designer ? ? "
" Puh-lease , that would be horrendous "
" You may look good now , but you didn't before "

/ defeated sigh
/ wrinkles his nose

" You're better at arguing than me ,, I'll give you that ... "

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Aurum-Malum In reply to deerva [2015-11-23 17:38:10 +0000 UTC]

"Hey, Drama Queen, as I said, that suit was
just my thing- But now that I think about it,
silver used to be worth more than gold..."
"This should really be a trend..."

looks to the side, actually p serious/
like, supporting his head on his hand and stuff/
twirls cane and plants it into the ground slightly/

"And arguing is my game, being the master
of the mind as I am. It would be sad if I
couldn't persuade as well as read minds.
Who ever heard of a demon who couldn't
make a single contract? No one, because
failures don't win in life~!"

makes a slightly nasal chuckle/
keeps the cane in the ground/
and his hands are on the back of his neck/
turns around, leaning back a bit/
sorta spins on his left heel, letting the other foot swing/
before planting both on the ground, facing forward again/

"Oh- Oh! That one comment, I almost
missed it, but did you say I looked good?"

pauses/
blank stare with a smile/
then his eye gained a happy squint/

"Someone as fabulous as you complimenting
me- Kid, I'm flattered!"

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