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desperate--groom ♂️ [36215283] [2015-06-24 14:38:07 +0000 UTC] "hiding is useless <3" (United States)

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# About me


Y̫̼̓ͪ͗͊̄̎̌O̲̩̿ͯU̮̮͇͍̪ͅ ͇͇ͯ͛C͑̀̽ͮͨͨA̟̼̯ͬ̄ͣ̾̓ͭ̌ͅN͛͑ͤ'͖͂ͬ͋͊̍̚T̫̰̥̦̤̍ͤ͂̊̇ͅͅ ̰̈̒Ḣ̱͈̭̹͕I̭̠̫ͣ̑̇ͅD̯̼͈̹̤̗̘̑͊ͯ͂E̙̙͈͖̦̭͌ ̠͚͖̺͖̜͇̓̍́̈̍ͮ̌F͔̳̼̹̻̭R̟̠̪̖͕̰̎ͩ́̇ͪ̋O̙͙͔̤͈̻M͇̬̠͑͌̓̑̋̏̇ ̺̩͑̚M͍̰̯͔̦̳̹̀͛ͨͪͨ̓ͣÊ̤͉̺̝̯̓ͫ̉̍͋̎,͚̹̻̠́̀ͭ̅͌ ͕̉͗Ḋ̙̞̥͎̦̬͛ͩ̑̇ͧ̾AͣR̆͐ͨL̮͔͕̦͔ͯỊ̹̱͎͕̭Ṋ̰̜̐̑͐ͣ͋G̬̼ͮ
"When I was a boy my mother often said to me, get married son and see how happy you will be. I have looked all over, but no girlie can I find, who seems to be just like the little girl I have in mind, I will have to look around until the right one I have found."


Eddie Gluskin is a middle aged variant at Mount Massive asylum , who ruthlessly pursues those who find themselves in the basement of the asylum . After a childhood of sexual abuse by his father and uncle , Eddie grew up to be a serial killer and misogynist , only to be caught and admitted , where he was then tested on . After a slew of tests , Eddie found himself both scarred mentally , and physically . It looks almost like burn scars on the entire right side of his face , as well as bloodshot eyes that reflect light like that of a cat . Eddie is tall , with a muscular build , yet he is also quite swift and agile , chasing Waylon Park with ease , as well as jumping over tables and such as if it were nothing . He does not appear overly hostile at first , yet the more Waylon flees , the angrier he gets , calling him a whore and charging him with a knife . Be polite to Eddie and he'll be polite back , but his good attitude is limited , and the murderous truth will not take long to reveal itself . One of his most infamous habits is the fact that he strongly believes men are merely disfigured women , so he will cut off their penis genitals and sew breasts onto their chests . No one has ever survived this . Eddie also has a tendency to call everyone he meets ' darling ' , or ' love ' ." Darling , just try not to bleed to much , for me ? "moved from s-anguinary yes hello
ID CREDIT GOES TO TUMBLR LMAO <3
I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE IMAGES ! ONLY EDITED THEM


# Comments

Comments: 182

b-loody [2016-02-05 14:57:00 +0000 UTC]

{He reminds me of Sweeny Todd. Nice account!}

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miintt [2015-08-11 19:26:52 +0000 UTC]

the smack cam fucked me up

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T-eco [2015-07-13 08:34:53 +0000 UTC]

Help Me..... ♋ Hello! ^^ I hope I am not bothering you but would you like to rp?

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de-ceptivequeen [2015-07-12 15:17:58 +0000 UTC]

deception. Creepy man be chopping off yer bawls.

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Translucent-Voice [2015-07-07 20:00:56 +0000 UTC]

kinda just trembling/

man, that guy looks scary-/

he's a Reaper, so, he was taking a shortcut/

and he kinda walked through a wall-/

too bad he was only guessing where the shortcut went-/

and was kinda wrong.../

takes a step back/

trips over something and lands backwards on butt/

hiding face, like as if that might help/

"I...
I'm sorry for intruding..."

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bloody-slut [2015-07-01 00:41:09 +0000 UTC]

(( 33.media.tumblr.com/70b9a978a2… also this ))

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bloody-slut [2015-07-01 00:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Max had decided to explore more of the prison grounds, since she had pretty much done nothing more then hang out near the male's ward to get some action... After a few hours of discovering some more rooms here and there, and avoiding those psychos who would surely rip her throat out, or worse, she pushed open a door to find a room full of mutilated bodies hanging from the ceiling. She raised an eyebrow. She was used to seeing worse. But wait a minute... some of these bodies had their dicks cut off and it seemed someone had attempted to stuff their chests... sex change gone wrong. It disgusted her that someone would even mess up on something that should be done by professionals. "This is disgusting..." she muttered to herself, her leftover male vocals echoing a little through the room.

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D-a-u-n-t-e-d [2015-06-29 15:33:23 +0000 UTC]

OutOfBatteries. BRUH I was really confused for a second because there's already an Eddie account with a similar name that I watched and then you watched me and I was like- wait? But nah different people haha
Nice to see you're rping Eddie again <3
I shall send a starter your way in a bit~

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playfuI [2015-06-28 12:28:34 +0000 UTC]

A tiny baby Eevee had gotten lost somehow in the mental asylum. She was hiding underneath a table, the cold chilly air causing her to start to freeze tremendously. Hazel began to cry out for help.
"Vee! Vee!"

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copyrighted-blue [2015-06-27 23:24:12 +0000 UTC]

ooc. i almost forgot to drop you the starter once you came back online uou i hope this isnt too long :c
------

Everything leading up to this was a mistake. Why did he even come here? He could've stayed home and relax and not deal with this... hell... but no! Al just had to come here and explore the creepy asylum that he saw had military cars out front. Now he's running down the stairs to the basement to avoid getting attacked by from the multiple personality guy. 

Upon reaching the bottom of the stairs, Al jumped under a table, effectively scraping his knee and adding to the little list of cuts and bruises from evading the other variants. His baby blues scanned the area from his hiding spot as he tried to control his breathing. After all, the man upstairs would not shut up about something down here. He wiped his eyes for a moment to get rid of the wetness there.

"No, don't cry, you can do this..." He whispered to himself, trying to keep himself hopeful as he slowly began to crawl out and find a new way out of this area all the while trying to avoid what was mentioned to be down here with him.

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batma-n [2015-06-27 22:26:26 +0000 UTC]

/appears from behind him

OutOfCrime. Are you ok with batman fighting him? If not, that's fine! ^^

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Mangle-The-Fox [2015-06-27 22:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Eddie please remember stabbing isn't mingling. So how are you~?

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B-east-mode [2015-06-27 16:42:17 +0000 UTC]

[ so I just watched all the scenes with Eddie in it c':
I'm so freaking scared for Andew now bc,,
o w ow ow ow dude those poor ppl who went through that crAP agHjhDjdbvdd -
this guy has issues somebody help him plz ]

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desperate--groom In reply to B-east-mode [2015-06-27 22:20:03 +0000 UTC]

{ om f g rip
its even more horrifying when you're the one playing the game and his eyes reflect the night vision hhhhhasdfkgjhijnw }

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C-hroma [2015-06-27 03:19:32 +0000 UTC]

Chroma stood before you. He had what looked like a giant sword on his back.

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desperate--groom In reply to C-hroma [2015-06-27 03:21:15 +0000 UTC]

{ please refer to my muse as ' he ' , not ' you ' }Eddie's eyebrow and a half rose , and a rather twisted grin curled his lips upward . " Well hello there - " He cooed , arms crossing . 

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C-hroma In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-27 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]

(( oops, sorry about that. It's kind of a habit for me ))
Chroma bowed towards his general direction. "Hello, sir."

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copyrighted-blue [2015-06-27 03:02:30 +0000 UTC]

ooc. omg i saw "desperate groom" and i just got really excited bc i hoped it was eddie and ty it was ily youre perfect--

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desperate--groom In reply to copyrighted-blue [2015-06-27 03:08:04 +0000 UTC]

{ eddie excites everyone tbh
om g bless <3
thank you bby <3 }

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copyrighted-blue In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-27 03:17:32 +0000 UTC]

ooc. tru tru probs bc hes the best problematic fav

would it be okay if i dropped you a lit starter : o?

and youre welcome omg <33333

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desperate--groom In reply to copyrighted-blue [2015-06-27 03:22:17 +0000 UTC]

{ ye -

sc re am s do it -
i have a journal starter if you'd rather reply to that ! i don't want to be a bother and make you write something up if you don't want to - }

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copyrighted-blue In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-27 03:51:44 +0000 UTC]

ooc. eve

and i shall and dont worry i have an idea c:--


also have a great time resting n stuff bc i saw the journal uou

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W--histleblower [2015-06-27 02:32:59 +0000 UTC]

.Don't get too close, it's dark inside.

Whispers moshi I will comment on your journal now I promise, but right now I will gove a cookie if you can name the song/band/singer. |D



//currently in a locker

//but for some reason, this stupid ass woman doesn't get when to be quiet sometimes!

"I met a cute boy, he liked my smile.
We fell in love for a little while, he kissed me on the lips and it tasted sweet so I chopped him into pieces and cooked his meat.~"

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tiny-tenor [2015-06-27 01:43:26 +0000 UTC]

" well you're... "
" handsome "
/ hesitate bc this guy is kind of scary looking??
" though, i must say, your clothes are stained-- "
" that's going to be very hard to get out "

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desperate--groom In reply to tiny-tenor [2015-06-27 22:22:47 +0000 UTC]

" thank you , darling - "

[ / smile smile
[ / he's so proud of himself -
[ / rip -

" i'm afraid so , yes - "
" i'm sure it will come out , though - "

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tiny-tenor In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-28 04:22:18 +0000 UTC]

/ grabs at the fabric of the shirt on his chest
" oh god, do you really think that? "
" how long as this stain been there?? "
/ doesn't even think about the fact that's blood most likely

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tainted--BROTHER [2015-06-27 00:37:46 +0000 UTC]

[[ OMFG THIS GUY--
I mean uh thank you for the watch lD ]]

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desperate--groom In reply to tainted--BROTHER [2015-06-27 03:14:24 +0000 UTC]

{ tHIS GUY YES -

hhhh no problem - }

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desperate--groom [2015-06-26 22:50:22 +0000 UTC]

{ his laugh is literally the most horrifying thing i've heard in my entire life }

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Help-A-Velociraptor [2015-06-26 21:21:32 +0000 UTC]

"Um..."

//Looks at him.

"What the heck are you?"

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desperate--groom In reply to Help-A-Velociraptor [2015-06-26 21:26:32 +0000 UTC]

" A man , darling , "
" I figured it was rather obvious ... ? "

[ / kinda , grins a bit -

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Help-A-Velociraptor In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-26 21:32:38 +0000 UTC]

"Men normally don't have bloody scars on there face...... And don't call me darling!"

//moves back a little.

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desperate--groom In reply to Help-A-Velociraptor [2015-06-26 22:08:54 +0000 UTC]

" Well its not my fucking fault they did this to me - "
" You actually think I want to look like this ?! "

[ / oh he sounds angry -
[ / kinda , snarls a bit -

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Help-A-Velociraptor In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-26 22:28:16 +0000 UTC]

// Jumps back

"Sorry. . . I didn't. . . ."

//feels really bad now

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DiIHowIter [2015-06-26 21:17:41 +0000 UTC]

"Hello! You seem to have ketchup all over your eyes and suit and that isn't ketchup is it-"
OutOfSims i love ur acc. <3

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desperate--groom In reply to DiIHowIter [2015-06-26 21:29:12 +0000 UTC]

" Scars , actually "
" They're ugly , I know - "
" They make me look like a nightmare , do you not agree ? "

[ / kind ignoring the second part lmfao -
[ / gently touches the scarred half of his face -{ thank you so much hhhh <33 }

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DiIHowIter In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-26 21:31:48 +0000 UTC]

"Not that ugly--"
"Scar's show that you can be tough!"
"I mean, I would totally date you! Not that I will, but, y'know, if I was a girl"
/awkward smiles and sweating

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desperate--groom In reply to DiIHowIter [2015-06-26 22:09:39 +0000 UTC]

[ / om g his eyes light up a bit - 
[ / kinda twisted grin -
[ / you've created a monster

" You would ? "

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DiIHowIter In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-26 22:18:31 +0000 UTC]

"Yeah, why not? Like, I would just, like-"
/kisses his cheek
"except i'm sorta taken, so...yeah. But I do know a great girl that would DEFINITELY go out with you! Her name is Eliza Pancakes."

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sa-crificing [2015-06-26 20:20:10 +0000 UTC]

" i think ya need a new dry cleaner, mate "
" they go' wine on yer clothin'- "

/ pauses,,, an d

" maybe a new face cleaner tae- "
" they must've been drinkin' a whole lo' fer it t' get all o'er yer face "

/ eric no
/ he is guessing it's b lood but to make himself feel better
/ he's going with wi ne

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desperate--groom In reply to sa-crificing [2015-06-26 20:25:32 +0000 UTC]

[ / rip eric
[ / eyebrow and a half furrow a bit -

" i haven't been to a dry cleaner's in thirty years - "

[ / kinda , looks down at his shirt -
[ / oh there's blood on that , 

" its not wine on my face , "
" they're scars - "

[ / he's staring at him like
[ / are u stupid or smth

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sa-crificing In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-26 20:29:31 +0000 UTC]

/ rip rip rip eric,,, cant be ded too many times
/ crosses his arms over his chest

" ya sure ? i think ya may wannae go then- "
" get th' wine off "

/ he's trying so hard not to think it's blood
/ eric hates blood tbh

" ... ya sure ? "

/ squints a lil bit
/ yes he is v stupid
/ and p much blind,, even with glasses

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pr-ncess [2015-06-26 13:48:26 +0000 UTC]

{ / sits 
the mayan calendar says it is time }

/ squints

"You smell like desperation and old man smell mixed with unshowered homeless person."

"Take a shower. Right now. Literally right now."

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desperate--groom In reply to pr-ncess [2015-06-26 14:03:29 +0000 UTC]

{ y e s
thank you mayan calendar }[ / the eyebrow and a half furrow a bit -

" I - "
" I don't have a shower , "

[ / he's so confused 
[ / ' who tf is this and why are they ordering me around - '

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pr-ncess In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-26 14:20:02 +0000 UTC]

/ this is fume, bitch
/ and he is the top authority on how to not stank like a hooker

"Really ? You don't say. You smell really bad, though so you should just wash in a sink or something -- Annnnd, this is a dump."

"Seriously, my apartment looks better."

/ his apartment is grody sometimes, man
/ but he hasn't even seen the whole mangled bodies thing though --
/ still it stinks like rotten food flesh and eddie's man butt

"There was something about marriage and homes on your walls or some shit back there ? You need to clean this place. If you're presentable by the end of the hour I'll marry you off myself."

/ lol not happening

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regaIity [2015-06-26 06:11:49 +0000 UTC]

/ staring, horrified )

" w-what. . . h-how. . . "

" milady , run ! we shall hold him off , just get out of here ! "

" i will not leave you behind , Abhin ! "

" milady , i'm afraid you don't have a choice ! "

" sundhya ? no ! "

" GO , MY LIEGE ! "

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wailings [2015-06-26 05:41:12 +0000 UTC]

[ /raises hand

i have a question

if he thinks men are disfigured women 

then why didn't he cut off his penis too

and sew on the breasteses

and all of that good stuff

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desperate--groom In reply to wailings [2015-06-26 13:26:23 +0000 UTC]

{ bc he's a maniac and he doesn't want to hurt himself lmfao
he believes all of the other variants are women , and considering before he was admitted into the asylum he was a serial killer that targeted women only , it gives him a reason , in his mind at least , to kill men }

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wailings In reply to desperate--groom [2015-06-26 15:23:36 +0000 UTC]

[ thank you.
jfc eddie
saw off your own dick

i bet that'd be painful
it said no one survived it so

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C-OFFI [2015-06-26 02:36:06 +0000 UTC]

how do you make the frames around the pictures and gifs

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