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elegaic
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[2014-02-03 02:01:35 +0000 UTC]
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 31; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 2
Watching: 1; Pageviews: 1022; Comments Made: 14; Friends: 1
# Interests
Favorite movies: Gone With The Wind, Casablanca, Love Story, To Kill A MockingbirdFavorite bands / musical artists: Taylor Swift, Owl City, Evanescence, Adele, Lorde
Favorite books: The Scorpio Races, Paper Towns, DAMNIT EVERYTHING
Tools of the Trade: What trade? Are you offering me something?
Other Interests: Music, talking to myself, eating fruit/chocolate, etc.
# About me
Hello. Behold the bio in its glorious bio glory. Oh, and call me Caine.Life is just one big blank puzzle. Good at blank puzzles. Bad at life.
Eats like an ostrich, holds things like L. Friends insist that holding things like L is the cause of the frequent dropping of the (apparently rather indestructible) cellphone.
Really just a trigger-happy pelican in a wig who occasionally emits pterodactyl screeches from the floor. Ship myself with academic success and contentment, but has the collective intelligence of ten pineapples. If that isn't an oxymoron I don't know what is. Oh, and profile picture/avatar/whatever is not owned by me.
Done beholding? I see. Goodbye.
