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[2010-08-21 15:46:06 +0000 UTC]
"Grey"
(Russia)
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Watching: 1653; Pageviews: 12798; Comments Made: 250; Friends: 1653
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Thanks for the fav on Peanut
After years of gruelling work it is here. After hours of delicate genetic manipulation, tireless orchestration of cross species breeding, and a decade spent sitting in a corner observing a crack in the plaster (time I maintain was crucial to my research), it is finally here. People said it couldn't be done. People said it shouldn't be done. People said I should stop calling them, looking for an opinion. Well to all my naysayers I give you Arnold, the Teacup Elephant. They're small, they're cute and they fit in your pocket. They are the perfect...weapon. And when my army of pintsized pachyderms is complete, I will be ready to take over the Tri-State Area.
- EvilAndRegionallyAmbitious
Thanks for the fav on Balderina
I don’t know much about dancing, but I did invent a dance style that has proven to be quite popular. It’s a fusion style that draws heavily from classical inspiration. It has a bit of wall leaning, with just the right amount of beverage handling. If you are feeling particularly energetic you can also experiment a little with the odd head bob and synchronized foot tapping. It seems very simple but it can take a lifetime of self-consciousness to master, and it can easily go awry. The last thing you want is to find yourself on the dance floor totally seduced by the rhythm and at the mercy of the dreaded slow sway. I lost many friends to that cruel mistress. It’s almost as socially fatal as the sporadic and irregular shoulder shrug. I could tell you some horror stories about that one. So next time you find yourself in the unenviable position of having to dance, remember, don’t be hero. You’ve got too much to live for.
#LameLordOfTheDanceFloor
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Thank you for your appreciation of my work and for watching me !
I draw nudes, glamorous figures, sensual portraits and other things like that.
My drawings are only for fun and exclusively done with black pencils.
I would be happy to see you visit my gallery and my profile page !
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Welcome to iPhotograph Hope you enjoy the group!
Also be sure to stop #iPhotograph to meet other photographers, share your art and get tips and critiques!
Also check out our sister group photohunt for awesome photography games on dAmn 
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