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[2002-10-27 18:10:56 +0000 UTC]
"paingonerainstopsunshineyourmine"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 31; Deviations: 169; Watchers: 98
Watching: 83; Pageviews: 23307; Comments Made: 819; Friends: 83
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: giger-alexgrey-audrey*kawasaki-ZDZISΕAW BEKSIΕSKIFavorite movies: Heat-Nocountryforoldmen-Darkknight-snatch-lockstock-pulpfict-resdogs
Favorite bands / musical artists: UFOMAMMUT-SunnO)))-Sleep-Pelican-neurosis-isis-NIN/meshuggah
Favorite writers: Dax Riggs,Henry Rollins
Favorite games: GTAIV - NFSU2 - COD4
Favorite gaming platform: xbox or pc halo
Tools of the Trade: copic system + airbrush
Other Interests: making art-track bicycles
# About me
Current Residence: chicagoFavourite genre of music: Death fucking metal
Favourite photographer: losey + brooks reynolds
Favourite style of art: ew
Operating System: big cat
MP3 player of choice: apple
Shell of choice: .50 savo
Wallpaper of choice: pink mist
Skin of choice: e - v - i - l
Favourite cartoon character: william murderface murderface murderface
Personal Quote: I'm nothing more than the best you'll never have. A speck on your bedroom wall a bloodred
# Comments
Comments: 330
HAH. I finally found the card you gave me. >>; <-- that one chick from the table at ACen, yeah, the one with the plushie.
Anyway, how've you been post ACen?
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Hey babe i haven't talked to you in sooooooo long you should hit me up sometime i added you as a friend on myspace once you approve i'll send you a message with my number in it okay? Talk to you later and take care! miss ya!
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You should add your MySpace art account like on here, somewhere. Or something.
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Hey! Were you the guy at the table next to *kojika and myself?
Anyway, You have some great stuff in your gallery!
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hello~! you stopped by our table at YoumaCon and left your DA name~! so, here I am to check it out X3
nice gallery! X3 .....you weren't by any chance the guy sitting next to us...were you? XD
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I won't be able to hang out this weekend 'cause ill be in chicago, but if you are not going to that con the following week, we should do something.
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I won't be able to hang out this weekend 'cause ill be in chicago, but if you are not going to that con the following week, we should do something.
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CHRIS!
whats up? i haven't talked to you in a long time!
p.s.
job for a cowboy is awesome
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How's it going....regular pope?! Oh yeah, I'm gonna punch every fucking bee in the face!
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I got the pictures of avalon home today. send me your address and I will mail them to you. Or catch me online tomorrow and tell me which ones you want and your address so I can send them to you.
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Thank you for your artwork. It will be displayed in good time. For personally enjoyment and I can nod towards it, "Like it, eh?"
I always enjoy viewing your work and support you.
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You won't be able to take Avalon anywhere for a while at least. Not only has the weather been shitty, but she has a cold. A really bad one. She won't eat hardly at all, doesn't drink much, and is fairly lethargic. But you could try wasting a few minutes and calling again. Just don't be retarded like you were last time, do as I say and don't call between 2 and 5 like I said a milion times before. That is all.
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I am so absolutely SICK TO FUCKING DEATH of seeing this type of thing on my PUBLIC page. if you're going to bitch at me fucking call me, or use the note system. I try to use this page for buisiness from now on. SO STOP.
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Your artwork is lovely! Definitly some major skill you have
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I like ur new stuff keep up the good work.
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NIGGER. :
PWNED.
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Its good to see your face again
Thanks for this weekend it was fun!
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no no. i never bullshit you.
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i suh-where.
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Hey there - found you via myspace.com - nice gallery
LL
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I'll do as I please.
Don't make threats.
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staying out of things is a good idea.........
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hey give me a call sometime i would really like to hang out with you seeing your picture made me miss you 4905381 leave your number
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I don't know if I'm getting stronger and stronger. Or just better at fooling myself.
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CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEVERE: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEVERE: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
BEDEVERE: My liege!
ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,
and join us at the Round Table?
BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.
ARTHUR: What is your name?
BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige.
ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.
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Wait, wait *sings* You're a black magic woman....
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I don't have a song for this one
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GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.
GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a
simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not
carry a 1 pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your
master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop]
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?
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*starts singing* I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!!!! DEE-DE-LE-DEE THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN A ROW!!!!! BUM-BU-BUM BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME AS BIG AS YOR HEAD!!!!
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Didn't work quite right, but I think you get the general Idea
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