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finifuqal
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[2017-05-02 21:26:21 +0000 UTC]
"i know what i want to do."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 35; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 230
Watching: 13; Pageviews: 9091; Comments Made: 1862; Friends: 13
# Comments
Comments: 1435
❝ we're a real family now. in many ways, things will be like season one ! ❞
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hey kira have you seen that deleted scene from IT where pennywise is like 'take it georgie :0)' and it gets all intense while georgie reaches into the sewer but then he actually takes it and is like 'thanks see u later uwu' and pennywuss is like 'shit'
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dude i'm gonna yell i literally logged on here again jsut to fuckgni mention htat im la ughngi
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why couldn't that've been the whole movie what the fuck
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fuckngi,,,, honestly tho
alternatively i cant believe the au where georgie actually lives is uhhhhhhhhh Canon(tm)
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it's ABSOLUTELY CANON, i love that au
what i wanna know is like why didn't peniswuss bite that boy's arm right there,, did he like zone out for a sec like 'man this kid's jacket is some BRIGHT ASS yellow' and then next thing he knows georgie is leaving
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akjhgks mayb he jsut wasnt expecting this CHILD to be so fast in yoinking the boat outta his hands like that im
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pennywise: alright here we go, first time killing in 27 years
georgie: yoinks that boat at l i g h t n i n g s p e e d
pennywise:
pennywise: oh my God
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sfjfdh hecgkni
someone needs to edit the looney tunes 'that's all folks' song to that clip tho im
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walking on sunshine.
oof this is kinda long u don't need to match it
( / fry groaned, curling up into a fetal position and clutching his stomach -- god, he felt like he was gonna puke. whatever he did last night had fucked him up pretty badly, and he for sure regretted whatever happened. this always seemed to happen when he went drinking with rick. but he kept going back, for some weird reason. )
( / usually he'd either wake up naked in a bathroom stall with writing on his ass, or at home in bed with all his clothes and belongings; there was absolutely no in between. )
( / except for now, when he woke up fully clothed (except for his shoes) on a couch that wasn't his. he honestly wasn't too sure who's home this was, but he didn't care all that much. it definitely wasn't his apartment. )
( / but fuck, he didn't care, he just had to go throw up. clumsily enough, he forced himself off of the couch and stumbled into the kitchen, leaning over the sink and emptying all of last night's everything that he'd eaten or drank. )
( / as he leaned over the sink, breathing heavily and wiping his mouth with a paper towel, he glanced off to the side, and noticed the dishes piling up in the other side of the sink. in a hungover, somewhat sick sense of mind, he figured that leela would have a shit fit if he left these dishes out -- even though leela didn't live here. )
( / and so, awkwardly and somewhat slowly, he began to wash the dishes, not even bothering to pull up the sleeves of his jacket while doing so. )
( / it was only when he was about halfway through the mess that he started to realize that these weren't his dishes, and he didn't need to be really doing them, but just as he glanced up to finally take a look around, he saw a woman that he didn't know walk into the kitchen. for a long moment, they just stared, before he reached over and turned off the water, setting down the plate and sponge he'd been holding. )
" ... hey. "
( / fry had never been much for first impressions. )
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WINE MOM.
akjghs ur fine fam i> [ beth was no stranger to having random people (well, she supposed aliens would be more accurate) appearing in her home. her dad, surprisingly, had a lot of friends & acquaintances - probably more than she'd ever be able to meet in a single lifetime - & she had gotten used to them being passed out in her house after some wild night with rick. sometimes she'd just let them rest, unable to be bothered with dealing with strangers so early in the morning. most times she'd find her dad passed out in either the garage or his bedroom, wake him up & demand he kick them out since, well, usually she had no idea what the hell they were saying. ]
> [ when she'd woken up that morning, she had partially expected this to be the case; rick had mentioned he was going out & he 'went out' so often that there were only a handful of possibilities she could expect. nonetheless, she threw on a house robe & exited her room & headed downstairs, bracing herself for whatever oddity she was about to find. ]
> [ the sound of the tap running & the clinking of dishes in the kitchen was already a surprise, considering she highly doubt any of her family members would wake up this early just to do dishes. she immediately wandered into the kitchen, & was surprised to see a red-haired man in her kitchen. she assumed that this was rick's drinking buddy of the previous night, but honestly the sight of someone actually remotely human looking made her think twice. ]
> [ she just stared for a moment, her face blank with the surprise. only when the male spoke first did she snap out of it, awkwardly clearing her throat before replying. ]" hey . . . "> [ she eyed the dishes & sink for a moment, noting how some of them appeared to be clean. she thought it both pleasant & odd that he'd do that even though it wasn't even his house but chose to ignore it - the guy could've still been a little tipsy for all she knew. she doubted he did it to be polite. ]
> [ she looked back up him, crossing her arms though her stance seemed otherwise relaxed. ]" . . . i'm guessing rick brought you back here, yeah ? "
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/chinhands
heeyyy so uhh fun fact, kira; futurama and rnm are canonically in the same fictional universe,, so we should rp ;^)
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yyOo i am uhhhh so hecking down for that tbh
how,, should these two meet tho......
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FAM idk, beth would prolly not usually go near someone like fry bc he's Gross
but uhhh i was kinda thinking maybe like,, rick and fry know each other bc they're space buddies who go and get drunk so one day beth just. finds him passed out on the couch and ain't even surprised bc her father is always bringing weirdos home
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idk man i mean she is married to jerry- i mmEAN-
omgg yee that'd work, she just like,, sees him sleeping on her couch & she just sighs & is like 'well at least it isn't another alien smh'
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at least jerry bathes regularly???
fry gets weird when he's hungover,, she'd prolly find him asleep and then leave for ten minutes and come back to him like?? doing the dishes or smth out of place like that
i'll shoot u a starter soon fam
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ghaGHJ tru
omfg,,, i feel like beth would be kinda. at a loss for words in a way im
eyyy ty fam, tyt uvu
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*I cant do it anymore I cant do it I CANT DO THIS-
*FUCK FUCK FUCK SO MUCH STUFF HAS GONE WRONG.
*HOMEGIRL. WHY DOES GOD HATE ME SO MUCH.
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" wh ―
WHAT.
WHAT WHY.
TOTAKA WHAT'S WRONG
WHY ARE WE YELLING "
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*EVERYTHING.
*JUNKO AND HER GIRLFRIEND SPLIT UP.
*I TRIED TO HIT ON HER GIRLFRIEND BUT MY BOYFRIEND CAUGHT ME.
*NOW IM SINGLE TOO.
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" WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ??
THAT WAS JUST ASKING FOR DRAMA "
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*SHE WAS IN A SEXY TRACKSUIT BETH. A SEXY T R A C K S U I T.
*I COULDNT RESIST.
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( ahhh your profile is so nice looking btw ??? aesthetic is on point )
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*You ever get the feeling that the world may not even really exist?
*Like....its all just your imagination, and nothings actually real?
*You just made it all up cause you were lonely?
*......I sometimes think about it.
*(/Deep thoughts with Totaka)
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" . . . well, if any of my life is just my imagination, i'm either really imaginative or i'm on some serious acid. "> [ totaka: gets hella deep ]
> [ beth: idk man i might be on drugs ]
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*...Yep.
*But that begs the question. If its true....which one of us is actually real?
*Or are neither of us real?
*Are we just particles?
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" well we're both just insignificant specks floating uselessly through the universe, so . . . "> [ shrugs ]
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*...Exactly.
*We're not real.
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( here comes Jamie, a-knock knock knocking at the Smith family door )
( he doesn't really give a chance for anyone to open it and just kicks it open )
" OI! "
" I NEED A QUICK PLACE TO HIDE FROM THE COPS AND IMA STAY HERE, THAT ROIGHT? "
( he slid into the dining room and quickly scrambled under the table )
( sirens rolled by, and he giggled to himself. )
( sorry beff )
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> [ ok she was perfectly content with opening the door for him but i GUESS she's just gonna have to deal with a possibly broken door again since it was suddenly being kicked open - which made her flinch & yelp in surprise. ]
> [ she stared at the other, bewildered for a moment before hearing the sirens, & she then gave him an absolutely unimpressed, half-lidded stare. she shrugged, however, & turned to close the door - assuming it could still close after being kicked open. ]" yeah, sure, feel free ― already got at least one criminal here; what's one more ? "
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" Sorry to come in so suddenly. I'm just a good ways from me safehouse and this was the best place I knew to hide. "
" I'll... help fix your door. You'd be surprised how handy I can be! "
( He's just gonna make her a new door out of scrap metal don't trust him )
( He crawled out from under the table and stood, dusting himself off and quickly closing the curtains over the window )
( Jamie then went over to Beth to help her with the door, which he sorta forced closed a lil bit )
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" whatever, man. it's fine.
just try not to ― "> [ she winced a bit as the door was forced closed. yup, definitely broken...again. ]" . . . break anything else. "> [ she gave a small sigh through her nose, giving a small shake of her head. ]" . . . can i get you anything while you're waiting here ? "
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" Got any milk tea? "
" I could really go for some milk tea- "
( junkrat began to look around the place curiously )
( he's a very curious kind of fellow, if not a bit snoopy in that regard )
( he then peeked back through the curtains, heaving a sigh of relief. they were off his tail, but he'd have to lay low )
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" so anyways i got actually adopted a few days ago, but -- thanks for helpin' me out when i was still being treated like a fuckin' dog by my parents. "
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" oh, richie that's awesome !! i'm happy for you !
& god ― it was no problem at all, really. & listen; if you still ever need anything, feel free to give me a call, ok ? "
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servile. HEY !! uh i was wondering what was your dusty account again ?
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servile. TBH I REALLY WANT TO ROLEPLAY THESE TWO BUT WHERE DO I BEGIN????
ALSO IMSORRY FOR NOT GETTING TO THE STARTER ON YOUR DUSTY ACCOUNT IM STILL WRITING IT ILY !!
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WINE MOM.
aaAAA TBH U CAN JJJUST KINDA RANDOMLY TOSS HIM @ HER?? LIKE U CAN LITERALLY HAVE HIM START TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING & SHE PROLLY WONT QUESTION TOO HARD I
& AAAAAA UR FINE!! TAKE ALL THE TIME U NEED FAM!!!!
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servile.
ICHIMATSU IS A SAD BOY WHO HAS FUCKING DEMONS FOR BROTHERS PLEASE ADOPT HIM EVEN THOUGH HE'S A GROWN MAN
BETH IS GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOME CRAZY SHIT IF SHE EVER GOES NEAR THE MATSUS LIKE ,,,, SOUTH PARK LEVELS OF SHIT
THANKS SO MUCH FAM ???? ILL REPLY SOON I SWEAR ON IT !!!
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WINE MOM.
KGJHKJGD BETH WILL UHHHH PROLLY ADOPT HIM BC SHE'S ACTUALLY V MUCH A MOM(TM)
HEKNIG,,, BETH WILL GIV HIM A BLANKET & OFFER ICE CREAM BC THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES BES t
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servile. YES HONESTLY PLEASE TAKE THIS CAT BOY AND CARE FOR HIM BETH !!!! ICHI HAS SUCH LOW SELF ESTEEM CAN SHE ,,, LIKE CAN HELP HIM OUT WITH THAT WHILE ICHI JUST HELPS HER WITH HER DRINKING PROBLEM SND UNHEALTHY HABITS ???????
ALSO UH ,,,, CAN I USE YOUR IDEA FOR THE VERSES ????
YOUR VERSES ARE MNNMM GREAT AND I WANT TO DO ONE FOR ICHIMATSU ???
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WINE MOM.
BETH WILL TRY HER BEST TO BOOST HIS SELF ESTEEM,, & YES PLS HELP HER W/ SOME OF HER UNHEALTHY HABITS. I MEAN SHE'S GOTTEN BETTER BUT ALSO SHE'S STILL A BIT OF A MESS SO HECKIG,,, LET EM HELP EACH OTHER
ALSO YEA DUDE FOR SURE GO FOR IT!!
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servile. YES PLEASE ICHI IS A LOWKEY CAT MOM BUT A HIGHKEY TRAIN WRECK OF A HUMAN BEING AND ALSO A DEMON REINCARNATE PLEASE LET THEM MEET AND BE PROBLEMATIC TOGETHER !!!
okay okay okay I have this idea where beth is driving irritated and sad, maybe slightly drunk, and not really paying attention to the road since its a usually empty street when one of ichimatsu's cats runs in front of the car and it's up to you whether it gets killed / run over or not but if you wanna make him suffer kill it :]
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WINE MOM.
KGJHDKG YEEEEEEE!!!!!!
o m f g,,,, bETH UHHHH prolly wouldn't hit the cat?? or if she did she'd definitely be like 'oH NO!!' & immediately get out to look @ it & would prolly wanna like,, try & help it. bc lmao if she actually hit & killed the cat she'd prolly get rlly upset bc being a vet she kinda cares about animals :')
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servile.
ICHIMATSU WOULD DIE IF THE CAT WAS HIT ??? he'd feel so responsible and sad because wow he's such a failure he let a cat get hurt under his watch ? oh god these two would get along so well Ichimatsu can probably show her the alleyways where he takes care or and feeds the stray cats and just ????
should I send you the starter or you ?
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WINE MOM.
mMMMM RIFP,,,,,,,,, & omfg yee yee they would & beth would prolly be jsut like going 'awww' the whole time while seeing the alleyway a aa
i can uhhHHH send a starter to u if u'd like c:
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servile. THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT THOUGH ??? ICHIMATSU OFTEN TAKES CARE OF STRAYS AND FEEDS THEM DAILY AND ITS THE BEST THING EVER HE LOVES ANIMALS !! Honestly can they like ,,,, bond over animals ?? Ichi would definitely be fascinated by her job as a horse surgeon
oh my god you'd do that ?? AHH YOU'RE GREAT THANKS !!
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WINE MOM.
YEE YEEEEEEEEEE & oml yeeee tbh for a job that beth didn't rlly want she gets?? rlly passionate when it comes to talking about her job a aa
EYYYY ITS NO PROBLEM FFAM
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