fishbian In reply to fishbian [2017-04-11 14:31:38 +0000 UTC]

*(Attached to the end of this entry is a ring.)
i can't find alphys anywhere for some reason . i mean , sure , she's busy most of the time , but i was wanting to take her out to the dump where she usually spend time when we can . but not only that , i um . . . i bought a ring . yeah , i've had it for about a month or so , but i feel like i'm ready to ask her somethin' that i've been wanting to ask for a while . 

i'm gonna ask her to marry me . sure she'll probably pass out due to excitement and overheating , but i really love her . we've been through thick and thin together , even if when we weren't side by side when it happened . when we met , i never knew she intended to commit suicide , and somehow i talked her out of it . 

alphys , i'm pretty sure you've been reading this , and i want you to know that i love you no matter what . and if you have been reading this , i ask you , will you marry me ?

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megaIovaniia In reply to fishbian [2017-12-14 21:00:26 +0000 UTC]

* don't worry about it too much, undyne.
* she's fine- i, uh, saw her earlier. she's just... busy.
* royal scientist, ya know ?
* can't be easy. i'm gonna go try to talk to her.
* i'm sure she knows by now

- sans.

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fishbian In reply to fishbian [2017-03-27 14:31:09 +0000 UTC]

alrighty so i was at alphys' lab this morning , right ?

well , somethin' stupid decided to happen . mettaton literally flies through the door on a fuckin' hoverboard shouting "KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE" while blaring the ouran highschool host club opening . and then he proceeded to throw cherry blossoms at us whilst alphys' face was a red as satan's ass . 

mettaton if you read this , you need to McFucking™ stop .

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megaIovaniia In reply to fishbian [2017-12-14 21:02:12 +0000 UTC]

I HOPE YOURE STILL ACTIVE ????

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Aachaa In reply to fishbian [2017-03-18 23:17:00 +0000 UTC]

U need jesus

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fishbian In reply to Aachaa [2017-03-27 01:43:13 +0000 UTC]

[ why do i need jesus he sells drugs ]

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Aachaa In reply to fishbian [2017-03-27 01:52:38 +0000 UTC]

be c u a s e s

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fishbian In reply to Aachaa [2017-03-27 11:45:53 +0000 UTC]

[ isn't jesus the creepy mexican guy who sells crack down the street or is he the guy who owns a liquor store like 4 blocks away ]

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Aachaa In reply to fishbian [2017-03-27 15:48:01 +0000 UTC]

{ uh no }

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fishbian In reply to Aachaa [2017-03-27 18:29:10 +0000 UTC]

[ is he the bearded white guy in the weird ass toga/robe thing because i think his name is also jesus ]

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fishbian In reply to redstxined [2016-04-17 01:52:57 +0000 UTC]

[ yO HMU W/ A STARTER FAM

and also i asked to have replies beneath mine but e h ]

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redstxined In reply to fishbian [2016-04-17 01:55:34 +0000 UTC]

shark teeth. f uCK I DUNNO HOW TO START AAAAAH
shit sorry fam I didn't know
peeps were commenting above it so ff

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fishbian In reply to redstxined [2016-04-17 02:03:51 +0000 UTC]

[ yo one of those was my friend's so i let it slide <: and it's okay ! if it gets too out of hand , i'll make another one ! 

shRIEKS I HAVE SOME DUMB IC STARTERS YOU CAN LOOK AT ??? ]

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redstxined In reply to fishbian [2016-04-17 02:11:03 +0000 UTC]

shark teeth. ah ok that's understandable
AH ILL DO THAT---

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fishbian In reply to Prankings [2016-04-08 19:42:23 +0000 UTC]

[ gay fish noises i hardly know anything abut dhmis tbh

but script , maybe ?? it's my strong suit for undyne so - ]

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Prankings In reply to fishbian [2016-04-08 19:53:53 +0000 UTC]

if i had a world of my own everything would be nonsense 
its a pretty basic premise. three puppets (presumably children ) are being taught 
a series of semsmie street style lessons by a variety of objects based on the subject that they
 repersent , only for one of the kids to question something or not learn properly and the teachers turn against 
them. its a parody of those classic educational shows for children with commentary on children’s media mixed in.

this account is for Sketchbook (called page by fans ) she was the first teacher and represents the media’s perception on
teaching creativity. ironically limiting creativity throughout her lesson. in this version of her she is humanity’s creativity in living 
form of a female disney style woman.  heh. this AU is kind of weird because me and a friend decided that she should be married to Flowey (whom has his own account for this ) and they should be ruling over the underground. i was thinking she could maybe just be mistaken for a human while getting stuck in the wrong timeline, or we could work from hers.
she really has no abilities persay that would affect Undye i don’t think . typically page just has this siren like voice that controls innocent minds or children into doing what she wishes. and occasionally drips paint / ink from her gloves and rim of her dress when angered or losing her mind.. aside from that she literally has no defense , just an exact-o knife she carries .. though she’s decently skilled with it 

sure i don’t mind .

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fishbian In reply to Prankings [2016-04-08 20:19:36 +0000 UTC]

[ oh okay !

and also , i had to hide your comment because i asked for all comments to be replies under mine . the person who commented by accident was a friend of mine . 

and undyne would probably either a) kick page's ass after a few times of getting her own ass kicked , or b) just look at her and call her a dweeb

either way undyne would get her ass whooped but this angry lesbian has spears . ]

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Prankings In reply to fishbian [2016-04-08 20:31:13 +0000 UTC]

(its perfect okay, i just got a confused with that comment there.
normally i would have. i’ll just drop a proper starter where it needs to be. 

its worth a short, its not like i don’t have page and tony fight a lot. pfff, brother sister head cannons are the best. 
the two just go at each other till one of them dies than rinse and repeat. sort to speak. its a riot.  
so what would be easier on your end though? following my AU or going more along the lost timeline idea. 
where page is in the original game’s timeline and just thinks she’s where she should be? 

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fishbian In reply to Prankings [2016-04-08 20:36:35 +0000 UTC]

[ ah , okay ! just wanted to let you know ! <3

either au is fine ! in your au , undyne will be a bit rebellious to your character , just a warning ! ]

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Prankings In reply to fishbian [2016-04-08 20:49:36 +0000 UTC]

( its all cool thanks for pointing it out. 

that be fine, maybe it be like she was trying to get her to find a certain little 
boy that ran off . probably (yellow guy ) manny or Red Guy / Drake. 
chances are.
lets give it a try . )

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fishbian In reply to Prankings [2016-04-08 21:16:40 +0000 UTC]

[ loud shrieking ok !!

and she just looks @ her like " hate to break it to u lady but idk who ur talking about " 

and yes yes we should !! o: ]

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Prankings In reply to fishbian [2016-04-08 21:21:17 +0000 UTC]

( XD , litterally just colouring on Flowey’s wall to display what she’s expecting. rofl. 
YESSS i’ll drop the starter off. 
EEE  )

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fishbian In reply to Prankings [2016-04-08 21:26:22 +0000 UTC]

[ aaaaa ok ! ]

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fishbian In reply to Sure-And-Certain [2016-04-07 01:08:06 +0000 UTC]

[ ill let it slide m8

(; ]

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Sure-And-Certain In reply to fishbian [2016-04-07 01:10:18 +0000 UTC]

(( Im so sor r y b a e XD ))

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fishbian In reply to Sure-And-Certain [2016-04-07 14:49:24 +0000 UTC]

[ dude its ok (: ]

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Sure-And-Certain In reply to fishbian [2016-04-07 17:42:58 +0000 UTC]

(( and Gaster just runs away lol ))

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fishbian In reply to Sure-And-Certain [2016-04-07 18:06:14 +0000 UTC]

[ gaster

did u mean asster ]

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Sure-And-Certain In reply to fishbian [2016-04-07 18:13:18 +0000 UTC]

(( mmmm chu like that wing ding dong, his wing ding dong ))

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fishbian In reply to Sure-And-Certain [2016-04-07 18:35:54 +0000 UTC]

[ what the fukc ,, , ]

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Sure-And-Certain In reply to fishbian [2016-04-07 19:04:13 +0000 UTC]

(( don't question it omg pls ))

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fishbian In reply to Sure-And-Certain [2016-04-08 01:44:39 +0000 UTC]

[ true ok (: ]

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SexyFlsh In reply to fishbian [2016-12-13 00:14:05 +0000 UTC]

"oooo.... I have one too~!"

*proudly shows a body pillow of her Alphys(UL!Alphys)*

"I know she doesnt mind~!"


Lesbian Fish
PSSSSST-
I'm skele-sexual

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scienceisms In reply to fishbian [2016-09-06 01:52:33 +0000 UTC]

*alphys had a body pillow of undyne as well.

*so the fish monster was not the only one.

*did that mean that the reptilian monster wouldn't be surprised when she saw it?

*of course not...

*she knocked on undyne's door before she entered the room.

*'h-hi undyne. u-um...' she paused when she saw the body pillow. 'i-is th-that a body pillow... of me??'

[out of knowledge. soRRY. I HAD TO.]

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fishbian In reply to scienceisms [2016-09-19 18:34:53 +0000 UTC]

[ fuckIN G RIP ]

[ / oh ,, , shit

[ /the reptile babe found her

* Umm ,, , ,

[ /looks down @ the pillow

* Yess ?? 

* IMEAN ---

[ /how undyne is actually nervous for once is kinda funny tbh

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scienceisms In reply to fishbian [2016-09-22 03:06:00 +0000 UTC]

*she tipped her head to the side.

*wait... undyne had said yes?? 

*the reptile's face turned a dark shade of red and she gasped.

*she didn't know whether to feel awkward or delighted.

*she almost wanted to admit that she had one of undyne...

*but that would only make it more awkward.

*or...

*it would make undyne feel better.

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fishbian In reply to scienceisms [2016-09-24 17:40:41 +0000 UTC]

* H-hey !! You alright ???

[ /did she scare the reptile babe or ?????????? undyne = confus

[ /hte poor smol

[ /tho she would be lowkey surprised to find out that alphys has a body pillow of undyne lmao

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bettinqs In reply to fishbian [2016-06-28 23:41:58 +0000 UTC]

*confused, for he didn't know what a 'body pillow' was. He was smart, but....
--hismothernevertaughthimortheothersthiskindofstuff--*

"What's a body pillow? Do you sleep on it??"

*thREEEEEE..... *

*curious why there is a picture of a lizard-like scientist on it (Alphys)*
*just stares at the picture*

"Who's that? A friend??"

*sorry notsorry. *

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fishbian In reply to bettinqs [2016-06-29 14:37:25 +0000 UTC]

[ /she juST MADE THIS NERVOUS RABBIT NOISE OH GO D

[ /THREE PLS

* uHHHHHH -

* YES ??????

[ /it's heR CRUS H ,,  , 

* W-well,, , not "on" it but with it,, , 

[ /nervouS LAUGHTER 

[ /the body pillow is child-friendly nothing bad's on it it'S OKA Y 

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bettinqs In reply to fishbian [2016-06-29 20:25:12 +0000 UTC]

"Oh.. okie dokie then!"

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P-A-R-T-Y-R-O-C-K In reply to fishbian [2016-06-23 00:39:46 +0000 UTC]

"Imma let you finish..."

"But that is a body pillow of Alphys."

"Kinky."

*Zoey the Camera NO*

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fishbian In reply to P-A-R-T-Y-R-O-C-K [2016-06-24 20:16:35 +0000 UTC]

*I don't know who you are or where you came from...

*But fuck you.

[ /undyne shut up

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P-A-R-T-Y-R-O-C-K In reply to fishbian [2016-06-24 21:15:01 +0000 UTC]

*man literally every comment I got is 'Zoey you are a fucking moron fuck off' or a Napstablook*

*she shakes her equivalent of a head*

"Nuh uh."

"I call it likeI see it and what I see....."

"Is a body pillow of Alphys."

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fishbian In reply to P-A-R-T-Y-R-O-C-K [2016-06-26 15:08:24 +0000 UTC]

* nO I'M NOT

[ /undyne yes you are

[ /don't l i e

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