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[2003-11-22 21:29:51 +0000 UTC]
"Steve Woodhouse"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1147; Deviations: 261; Watchers: 631
Watching: 138; Pageviews: 109952; Comments Made: 11976; Friends: 138
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Too many to listFavorite writers: Peter F. Hamilton
Favorite games: A golden oldie this: Rollcage - I love trying to control those big wheeled racers
Favorite gaming platform: PS2
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Drawing Pens, Plain Old Copier Paper and Photoshop
Other Interests: Science Fiction, Cycling, Rollerblading, Reading, Drawing, Swimming, Keep Fit, Local History
# About me
Current Residence: York, UKFavourite genre of music: I\'ll listen to most stuff really
Shell of choice: tortoise?
Skin of choice: The one that came free with this body I inhabit
Personal Quote: Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
# Comments
Comments: 842
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Soon, it's going to be yet another regular day. Birds will sing...cats will meow...dogs will bark...geese will honk and steal peoples stuff.
A typical, simple, regular day.
However, there is a small, tiny, exception. The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance. Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit! For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!
Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street. Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum!
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You ca visit my gallery if you have time.
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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one!
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Happy Birthday, Steve! 
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In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most. But not for you. For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all. Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday! May many more follow!
Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
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An intriguing pantheon there 
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thank you very much for the 
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Thanks for dropping by to fave the "Rebel without a cause..."
Glad you enjoyed it Steve 
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Would you like to see my drawings in my gallery?
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sorry it took me so long to actually give you one though
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Never hurts to spread them out - keeps them fresh
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Happy Birthday to you 
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