frictionless-sofa In reply to enchanted-mind [2009-08-18 00:05:28 +0000 UTC]

no problem i enjoy well lit still life photography.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-14 05:50:42 +0000 UTC]

ha ha just trying to scare you sorry its brendan but i did enjoy your story

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-15 01:03:30 +0000 UTC]

my head just exploded, hang on.

*deep breath*

how the heck did you find me?

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-15 03:12:49 +0000 UTC]

well this is all i have so far on how i found you on here but here it is

(I imagine that this is being narrated by a British man in his mid 20’s)
The story starts here, Moscow Russia, June 23rd 2007.

The sun steadily rises over the Kolation Mountains to bring light to the dank city of Moscow. One of such places that made Moscow famous for its dreary reputation is the dank apartment Komplex 217 and more specifically room A42. Through the dusty windowsill of room A42 the morning light shines down on its unshaven resident; Yvengy (Ya-Van-Gee) Keleshnakov. Yvengy Keleshnakov at first glance appears to be an ordinary man, that is before you enter his mind.

The sun slowly creeps up the foot of Yvengy’s bed to his torso and soon enough his closed eyelids. This stirs him from his slumber only to realize his terrible misfortune. Rubbing his left eye while staring at his wrist watch with his right he notices something slightly off, mostly that it is precisely 10:32 in the morning or in better terms 1 hour and 32 minutes late to work. A barley audible repeating of the Russian word for “fuck” escapes from his mouth as he desperately tries to dress himself.

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-15 03:21:51 +0000 UTC]

I honestly can't imagine how this relates to either me, or you, for that matter, but it sounds like fun. What is the Russian word for 'fuck' anyway?

By the way, where on Earth did you get your screen-name?

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-15 04:40:15 +0000 UTC]

i have dug myself into a deep unexplainable hole in the past 24 hours. and for the screen name the russian story and all that makes as much sense to me as it does to you. oh wait no the russian thing is the beginning to my short story for English. anyhu i wish i could logicly explain my actions with the screen name the russian story contacting and you in the 1st place but i can't blame it on being not myself because i don't use drugs and i don't drink...

i don't now how to end this reply any better so there ended

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-15 05:07:55 +0000 UTC]

well, digging yourself into a deep unexplainable hole sounds like fun... i guess...

haha! sounds like your story's going pretty well! (ie you know what you want to do with it. right?) lessee if i can find mine real fast... *short pause* ok, found it:

I'm a Fourth Up, which is to say Seventh Down, but that doesn't sound as good. The first up (which is to say Tenth Down) prefers people to be positive. Ergo, you're positive if you want to move up.

.... yep. i ran out of steam in a big way.

OH!! I FINISHED FAHRENHEIT 451!!! i'm now very angry at you because i said i was going to be, remember that? honestly, the essay's going to be a piece of cake.

i'm not really mad at you.

i'm gonna go watch Shaun of the the Dead now. see ya.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-15 05:49:35 +0000 UTC]

k by oh and in Fahrenheit 451 my heart was thumping when the dog stopped in front of whats his names house (the guy who soaked his stuff in wine to get rid of montag's scent)

p.s. that winking emot scares me it looks like a serial killer about to claim another victim.

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-15 05:54:19 +0000 UTC]

ooh, yeah!! Faber... not sure what to think of the guy. he came through in the end, i guess, but... i dunno.

hehe. who's to say it's not?

oh, i lied about Shaun of the Dead: my little brother's setting up his Wii.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-15 07:08:08 +0000 UTC]

this place is pretty cool i have been checking out the nature pictures here and they're stunning...

ah yes little brothers are the annoying ones... me excluded naturaly

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-15 07:19:07 +0000 UTC]

isn't it? i've been on here almost a year.

oh, naturally!! you've never been annoying, after all.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-15 19:22:14 +0000 UTC]

so do you only have 5 classes this semester because you're not taking chem?

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-15 22:35:20 +0000 UTC]

yep. of course, having A and G off isn't optimal, but oh well... you're still with Garret, right?

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-15 23:12:05 +0000 UTC]

no its with sarah and at A period. it takes alot out of me so i usually get coffee B period but i'm still hosed

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-15 23:31:37 +0000 UTC]

oof, bummer. i think i'm gonna try to get her next year when i take Chem again, just because Garret and i clashed so spectacularly.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-16 00:07:39 +0000 UTC]

yeah i also learn alot more in her class. but it may have just been that Tynan and Kellen were in my class last semester which was rely annoying and made me want to go postal on their asses

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-16 00:42:44 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!! both of them?? at once?? jeez, i'm so sorry! (that's why i'm laughing, can you tell? )

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-16 01:41:11 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the support (cries in a corner) yeah they were total douschebags now i only have them in voleyball!!!

why do we have tommorow off?

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-16 02:43:30 +0000 UTC]

well, that's a relief, right? maybe? oh, i'm visiting volleyball again this Thrusday, so be warned.

i'm going bike accessory shopping tomorrow, so that's my reason. something along the lines of President's Day???

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-16 03:12:32 +0000 UTC]

ah i love the BS holidays because they could actually be placed at a useful time like say... election day!
whatevs i'm being dragged to pink panther 2 tonight(shudders) but i hope it won't be too bad.

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-16 03:56:46 +0000 UTC]

yeah, aren't they great?

haha!! have fun with that! i just saw the Wrestler and Milk.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-16 04:19:01 +0000 UTC]

i heard they were both awesome, how say you?

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-16 04:27:17 +0000 UTC]

i say true. they both had the main character die in the end, which was a bit of a mood-killer, but it had to be done, in both cases. the Wrestler was rather more tragic, and left no uplifting message, unlike Milk, but i think that was the point. *shrugs* i don't know which i want to get the Oscar!

tell me about the Pink Panther later on, please!

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-16 04:33:59 +0000 UTC]

i heard that mickey rourke is dating the person who played his sister in the wrestler. a little weird, huh?

sure, i'm not expecting much though. g2g ttyl omgwtfbbq

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-16 04:44:28 +0000 UTC]

i hadn't heard that, but yeah, it's totally weird!

lol, c u l8r. XD

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-16 07:40:31 +0000 UTC]

wow i'm still not quite sure on what the plot was of that movie. it would be an OK movie to watch if your really happy and want a few cheap laughs. otherwise it was i would recommend skipping it. the first one was funnier (or i was easier to please 2 years ago). much better movies not much else to say about it.

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-16 19:27:34 +0000 UTC]

'really happy and want a few cheap laughs' i think you've just about summed me up right there! haha, kidding. but of course the first one's gonna be better. that's true with almost everything except the Batman movies, Toy Story, and another one i forgot at the moment.

anyway, i kept forgetting to say this, but HAPPY LATE VALENTINE'S DAY! how was yours?

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-16 20:02:47 +0000 UTC]

lonely (cries in corner before taking some antidepressants) haha. oh also to cheer things up i was watching band of brothers (again cries in corner after seeing peoples appendages getting blow off). otherwise it was uneventful how was yours?

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-17 00:18:24 +0000 UTC]

mine? VERY eventful! i got my fingerprints taken by the police!! i'll let you think whatever you want about that one. otherwise, very non-Valentine-y.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-17 01:07:44 +0000 UTC]

I told you that the bank heist wouldn't work, so what is it in juvi?
haha no really why did you get your fingerprints taken?

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-17 01:27:09 +0000 UTC]

this is gonna sound stupid, but just for fun. there's a place i volunteer at on Saturdays, and the owner's very into the community and stuff. so there was a lady there taking kids' fingerprints and making a sheet that looked like a 'missing' or 'have you seen me' poster. there was supposed to be a blood drive too, but the Blood-Mobile broke down. but i cant give blood anyway because i lived in London.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-17 02:32:51 +0000 UTC]

huh, ok, sounds reasonable enough. however why exactly does living in London exempt you from donating blood?

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-17 05:05:12 +0000 UTC]

MAD COW DISEASE!!! dun-dun-duuuun.... the Red Cross peeps are still freaked out about it.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-18 01:15:12 +0000 UTC]

wow did not know that there was a mad cow disease problem in england. ihave no homework for tomorrow . but i have two tests

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-18 04:35:23 +0000 UTC]

seriously? mad cow was huge! enormous! GIGANTIC! i think they banned beef at one point!

hey, i don't have any either! but having a 100 minute free period in the beginning of the day helps with that.

anyway, i said i was gonna prove you wrong about my writing style, so here we go: 1.) [link] 2.) [link] 3.) [link] i have more, but nothing comes straight to mind. who's childish now, huh?

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-18 05:19:03 +0000 UTC]

well after reading the first one i can assume one or more of three things is true;

A) that you are indeed a Neonazi as i had expected

B)that since i have read this you will now kill me for reading what you have done or

C)you are not what you right about but rather wish to be what you right about.

(i realize none of these are exceptionally good options but hey life's a bitch)

after going through 2 bottles of Prozac and reading the second one i have once again concluded that you have at least 1 of the three possible afflictions/traits/personalities/whatevers

A)you are in fact not a happy go lucky person but make your outer self appear so

B) you are the happy go lucky person i know, you just vent your anger's (story 1) and melancholy (story 2) through writing

C) that you in fact are part of the alien cult of broodax (wow this is geeky )) see [link]

from part 3 all i really got is that you like fucking with men's minds. (jk) i really liked the third one (i did like the 1st and second better though) i read the after note on how you were reading Cormic McCarthy which made me think on how similar the writing styles there are between you and him. (if you haven't seen No Country For Old men yet then RENT IT!! cause this story is quite similar

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-18 05:32:50 +0000 UTC]

oh, don't worry, i was planning on killing you anyway. we have a long Spanish tomorrow, remember? you are not what you right about but rather wish to be what you right about. in context to the first one, i say 'oh lord. '

as to the second one, well... idk. *shrugs* possibly A or B, though i'm pretty sure i'm not a broodax, hate to break it to ya.

hey, i like messing with anyone's mind! and the Cormac McCarthy-ness was purposeful. thanks though. Wendy says i should spend more time trying to imitate other writers' styles.

ok! i'll do that as soon as i can! *writes on hand*

alright, see ya later: Mom's making me get off.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-18 05:54:15 +0000 UTC]

ahh i totaly had money on broodax (sounds of a piggy bank being smashed with a sledge hammer in background). yeah i'm a little late on my payments
"Hale you still owe us fifty"
"fuck off joe"
"Hale shut it"
"fine dickwad"
"yeah fuck you to and tell this to your little friend over there"
(sound of sledge hammer against a 16 year old human skull)
dksdlkefjkelkrgjlkeskljdgsklegrwpopcvx
(what my skull types as it hits the keyboard)

anyhu (not exactly sure why i owed the italian mafia so much money )
k ttyl

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-19 00:49:07 +0000 UTC]

huh... really sneaks up on you when you get behind huh?

hey, were you ok today in Spanish? you seemed kinda down...

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-19 01:06:34 +0000 UTC]

yeah just Kellen was being a douche and he joked about the pancreatic cancer which my uncle died from. so Spanish wasn't so fun today.

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-19 01:25:12 +0000 UTC]

i think i was out of the room for that. oops. sorry about your uncle though: pancreatic is one of the hardest cancers to detect.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-19 01:50:48 +0000 UTC]

yeah anyhu on the brighter side of things whats up with you? working on any stories?

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-19 01:56:58 +0000 UTC]

'brighter side'?? i've been procrastinating all evening, and i just remembered i have a ton of Health homework!! *runs in circles screaming* how's your hw situations?

other than that, yeah, i've got about 7 other docs open.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-19 02:29:11 +0000 UTC]

i only have 2 academic classes tomorrow (WOOT) so i'm not exactly bogged down with homework. i thought health was light on homework is this not the case?

p.s. how do you use emoticons? =

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silver-scorpian In reply to frictionless-sofa [2009-02-19 02:32:17 +0000 UTC]

*sighs* that's what i thought too. but right now we're doing food journals, so we have to do a ton of calculations. it probably wouldn't suck so much if i were better at basic math.

hehe. here's a basic one: : XD : now take out the spaces.

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frictionless-sofa In reply to silver-scorpian [2009-02-19 03:07:51 +0000 UTC]

yay! ok sweet yeah but i'm gonna be so screwed for my geometry test tomorrow

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