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gaystoner
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[2014-03-09 00:43:54 +0000 UTC]
"hav babby withme"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 16465; Deviations: 173; Watchers: 365
Watching: 257; Pageviews: 57872; Comments Made: 12345; Friends: 257
# Comments
Comments: 1843
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCKING WATCH MBMBAM CLIP BUT I HAVE TO FIND YOUR DEVIANTART I HATE YOU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yhThN…
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nO ONE FREAKS LIKE GASTON OR CRITIQUES LIKE GASTON
IN A BITCHING MATCH NOBODY SHRIEKS LIKE G ASTON
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SObS ARE u TRYinG to KIll mE
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Wait is this kitkat or laf
this is Marshall yes hi hello
AND WHOEVER IT IS HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN DRAW THE SKILLS VEJANJAKJSIWJAHJQJS
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also laf is the person im matching icons with
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it kitkat
and i fuckin suCK
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ya y
NO YOU DONT SHSHSHHS
I LOVE YOUR A R T
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Besides the fact I'm going more towards humans, I guess we do
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No-one eats eggs like Gaston
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so is your mum you ungrateful onion ring
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ur just saying that to hide the fact that you're the ugly 1, you profuse cockpit
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who? whO? Who? WHo? WhomsT? WHO? wHo? what? huh? paRdoN?
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Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'd tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Who plays darts like Gaston!
Who breaks hearts like Gaston!
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston!
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
I needed encouragement, thank you Lefou
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you!
To much?
Yep
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver
And beasts of the field say a prayer!
First I carefully aim for the liver
Then I shoot from behind
Is that fair?
I don't care
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating!
hUUITOOoI!
Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
*Dancing blah blah*
WHO HAS BRAINS?
ENTERTAINS?
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's the man among men
Who's the super success
Don't you know, can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers on!
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it doooooowwnnnnn!
And his name's G, A, S.... T... I believe there's another T..... it just occured to me that i'm illiterate, and i've never actually had to spell it out loud beforeeeeee
GAAAAAAAAAAAAASTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN
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HELLO OLD FRIEND!!!!
I SEE YOU DID IT!!!!
< 333 IM PROUD OF U BB
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i miss talking to you jxbsjsb
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