gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-06-22 00:13:59 +0000 UTC]

fuck I just realized I answered the wrong question. #yolo

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-06-22 20:06:32 +0000 UTC]

# Illuminati!

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-06-22 23:53:15 +0000 UTC]

#obeyshrekdestroyfarquaad

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-06-23 00:01:20 +0000 UTC]

#thestruggle

... yes

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-06-22 00:12:58 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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gloomypardon In reply to Flamingechoes [2013-06-17 23:32:29 +0000 UTC]

Your photo was neat

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Flamingechoes In reply to gloomypardon [2013-06-17 23:51:31 +0000 UTC]

yeah, :3

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gloomypardon In reply to drinkingchampers [2013-05-30 22:49:03 +0000 UTC]

Y-you too

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-16 06:21:34 +0000 UTC]

Have you tried using a magnifying glass?

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-16 14:23:15 +0000 UTC]

u know what, i didn't!
i tried using the frukkin' sun to illuminate the situation but i couldn't see past the darn thing...
i could try hacks but that would probably draw me some "unwanted" attention...>U<

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-17 05:51:42 +0000 UTC]

You never know unless you try!

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-17 14:25:39 +0000 UTC]

maybe i should turn the mature filter off?

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-17 20:29:42 +0000 UTC]

Don't be stupid. Mature filter is like anti virus. Turn it off and the evil hackers will make you part of the botnet.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-17 22:25:08 +0000 UTC]

haha yeah ur right! i'll try something else.
once i think of it that is...

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-17 23:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Light something on fire. It doesn't really matter what it is, and something is bound to happen!

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-18 00:01:42 +0000 UTC]

you might be right. It works in the Legend of Zelda, why would it not work here as well!?!
LOGIC!

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-18 02:07:46 +0000 UTC]

You think this is logical? If so, do the exact opposite of what you were planning on doing. Logic is for devil worshipers. Instead, douse everything with water.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-18 02:15:05 +0000 UTC]

aha! then what that's wut the devil worshipers want us to do so they out 'logiced' us by having us thing that lighting everything on fire was the right thing to do so when we called 'logic' they knew ahead of time so it was a trap to geet us to douse it all! Or wut if this is all another logic trick and the right thing to do is put fire to it all? But wut if they planned that too and we doom us all by doing the exact opposite of whatever we were planning or 'back-planning' to do in which case this like Schrodinger's cat paradox, we will never know unless we open the damn box to see of the friggin' cat is still alive!

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-18 02:43:07 +0000 UTC]

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You're thinking about things, stupid! That's the most logical thing you can do! Now go get an industrial sized container of cheese puff and dump them on a homeless man before you invoke the wrath of God.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-18 04:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Good idea. But what if it's not cheese puffs, what if it's a homeless WOMAN!?!? If so, then will this 'god' guy unleash some holy shit on me? Then shit is going to go down with me and this 'god' dude!

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-18 22:07:16 +0000 UTC]

That's the spirit!

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-18 22:10:31 +0000 UTC]

It's the WHAT!?!? I thought you was religious and me saying (essentially) 'screw god' woald have angered you! (not saying i was trying to anyway...)
Guess I dodged a bullet there, huh?
I just threw this conversation down a fuggin' toilet didn't I?

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-18 23:17:24 +0000 UTC]

From the very beginning I couldn't tell whether or not this conversation was intentionally ironic or not.




















I want to cum inside rainbow dash.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 00:37:38 +0000 UTC]

don't worry i have friends who'd do that too. throw all poies in the mix as well.
Right now a friend of mine is doing a pokemon challenge, he has to beat the game using only pokemon of which he'd 'Bone' obviously Gardevoir was first on his list...

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-19 00:49:22 +0000 UTC]

That's nothing to worry about.
If the next Pokemon on the list in Garbodor, you have something to be worried about.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 01:03:57 +0000 UTC]

... oh shiz... Either that or Muk (which is conveniently 'kum (cum)' backwards)
I think his list was Gardevoir, Meganium, Latias, stuff like that... Then pictures of me doing 'it' with those pokemon ('specially latias) haunted the next week of school daydreaming and i got nothing done that whole week. >U<

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-19 01:15:11 +0000 UTC]

I think your friend only likes to bone Pokemon that are useless in a competitive scenario.
Except for Latias, I guess.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 01:20:00 +0000 UTC]

isn't that how all good looking women/pokeomn are?

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-19 01:29:12 +0000 UTC]

apparently

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 01:33:02 +0000 UTC]

*PPPPPPPPGGGGGGGGGGPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
i hope any female sees this she'll gett creeped out and will cum in rainbow dash's mouth before you get a chance too! T_T should get to doing that then... before one of thier legion does! FLY YOU FUUUL!!!

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-19 01:36:26 +0000 UTC]

I didn't understand anything you just said except the lord of the rings reference. That's OK though, we can work with the lord of the rings reference.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 01:39:23 +0000 UTC]

yes we can! After all one does not simply hurr into murrdurr (whore into murder) (walk into mordor) (whore into mordor and shove some dic* in saurons face. that's wut sam of gandalf shoulda done...)

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-19 01:41:56 +0000 UTC]

I say they should have given the ring to that sparkling elf bitch just to see what would happen.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 01:49:06 +0000 UTC]

they all be on crystal meth or something...

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 01:48:43 +0000 UTC]

I think they didn't because dat bitch's face would have 'sploaded or something. Maybe if they give the ring to the smeagol faggot and tie the bastard to cooking stake and feed him to the troll would have solved the problem for another century or so...

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-19 01:54:05 +0000 UTC]

Do they know where it is? Yes
Are they willing to dig through a mound of troll shit to get it? No

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 01:56:39 +0000 UTC]

then my good sir, mission accomplished. We saved all of middle earth with troll shit.

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gloomypardon In reply to Xylek-Clemmens [2013-05-19 02:01:50 +0000 UTC]

And somehow I am still not surprised.

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Xylek-Clemmens In reply to gloomypardon [2013-05-19 02:04:21 +0000 UTC]

Suprised about what? That the world can be saved using troll feces? Maybe an enormous amount of dat stuff can cure cancer or purge the world of global warming or AIDS!

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gloomypardon In reply to Atomic-Juice [2013-05-06 22:57:14 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Babies. Now. Good.

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gloomypardon In reply to Mikapoofs [2013-05-03 06:31:08 +0000 UTC]

I will treasure it always. On sunny days, I will take it for walks on the beach until sunset.

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