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hazzarich
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[2011-08-28 12:34:40 +0000 UTC]
"Romanes eunt domus"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 42; Deviations: 17; Watchers: 9
Watching: 8; Pageviews: 3372; Comments Made: 136; Friends: 8
# Comments
Comments: 53
i accidentally deleted your last message to me - can you remember where we were having the conversation? i'm such a klutz... -__-
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That's probably for the best. It seems whenever I try to initiate small talk I flounder until I can no longer say anything within human comprehension (or I just write a chapter on pickles). I'm sorry, I shall pool my bountiful charisma together in order to form some kind of memory of what's been said next time -.-
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meh, i cannot talk to human beings either, so we can flounder together. (animals are a different matter. i am articulate in several tongues of the animal world).
and it's ok, I just didn't want you to think I had taken offense at whatever you said or something.
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In a way that's encouraging, although you see some people and you seem think that they're almost at the stage when a series of incoherent noises would have pretty much the same impact on them than ordinary sentences. It's actually quite astounding.
That's the only thing I hate about text conversations, you can hardly say anything for the fear that it might be misconstrued somehow. Thanks for the consideration though 
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haha i know what you mean about text conversations. there's also the awkward moment when a) someone steals your phone to text people (something i would have thought my friends would have grown out of by now, but apparently not) and b) when you send texts to the wrong person (something i have never done personally, but have often been used as a mop in the clean up operation for people who have).
and don't worry, i don't take offense easily. except this one guy, who was going on about how women should be oppressed and that gay people and all atheists were evil and had no morals. so as long as you don't go to that point, you're fine
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Ugh I hate that -.- it's just so impersonal to have supposedly said something you didn't actually want to say. It's further beyond me as to why it entertains people, but Omegle is the rare exception. Simply because the people that normally go on there have such interesting things to say, in a looser meaning of the word.
Haha let me guess, his arguments had some founding in a) genetics b) a catastrophe with an ambiguous cause, or c) a dogmatic interpretation of a religious text? That's probably a good rule of thumb though, and that's quite refreshing. Neither do I
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yes, i agree. someone once did it to me on harriet's phone and I spent a year thinking she had gone temporarily insane....
i did have to google omegle, but i now know what it is, and it sounds interesting - i might try it. i have recently discovered the delights of speaking with random internet strangers. they give me lots of neko hugs and huggles.
and yes, his arguments were religious. someone did warn me that he was incredibly narrow-minded, but did i listen?
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Ouch :/ well if you had to google it then I'd say you're much more fortunate than me. Neko hugs are the best hugs, but either that or they propose to you. And no, telling them you're male doesn't work.
Heh, well someone needs to tell them. Except if they're a troll, which you have to look out for. Many good hours can be wasted whittling away at someone taking a ridiculous viewpoint just to be contrary. I love the internet but sometimes I hate it passionately.
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hahaha 
and yes, masculinity is becoming incresingly less of an advantage. The other day I met a man who touched me, then when I pushed him he touched my father, then when my father pushed him he touched my little sister. it was very weird.
and yes, i think "i love the internet but sometimes i hate it passionately" pretty much sums it up
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Haha you must feel honoured 
Either way I hope that wasn't just a summary of your entire holiday, and that perhaps some not-weird things happened too
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no... i think he was just very drunk... and no, it was not the same one who proposed to me, that was some german kid on the exchange some years ago. he gave me his shoe and asked me to marry him... i didn't know quite what to make of the shoe...
and yes, yes, that is my entire holiday
how was your holiday?
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Haha! Perhaps it was his form of dowry? xD
Anyway.. That's good despite your loss, but at least you have someone now (his name is enough to conjure feels). Yes that's how I feel quite a lot of the time. But you can make the most of it, for instance you'd have an excuse to cosplay as Sailor Moon. You'd have the cat, and every boyfriend looks twice as better in a mask and top hat (and that's not just because I want to be Pluto).
Besides from revising everything and anything for next week, pretty well. I didn't hang out with the cast of Inception or anything but I got a jumper and a hat (!!) and I'm also rolling in happiness in my complete collection of A Song Of Ice And Fire, so pretty good overall thanks
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he's bulgarian :3
and much as cosplaying sailor moon sounds delightful, I don't think I could persuade him to... firstly, he's not a big fan of anime and manga, and also he is 20, so he may consider it immature (and i am trying very hard to not seem immature; it's probably very amusing)
oh, you have exams? good luck in them... i will just roll around in my year 11-ness which grants me the absence of exams. and congratulations on getting the complete collection os a song of fire and ice - how many are there?
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No it's not immature it's cool
Thank you, and don't make me envious now haha. 7 altogether, and I'm on 3. Phyl had to read all the way up to 6, that devil. I have to do my grand best to stop getting a heck load of spoilers -.-
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hoho, I only met him three days ago, I think I should wait a little while before inflicting my large collection of manga on him (I worked out the other day that I had spent well over £200 on manga and anime overall, and I was shocked).
Spoiler: they all die. All of them. Tragically. Except those cute wolf puppies. They don't die. Sorry to ruin it for you.
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Heh well my Steam bill works out to about the same so don't worry (there's so many offers!). Oh now you've reminded me of Lady. Why did she have to die? She was the only real thing that made Sansa a Stark damnit ;_; now it's just all chapters of her fantasising about gowns and knights and I hate it.
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lady? let's think... is she the one who belonged to the annoying ginger girl who was in love with the equally annoying boy, whose very cool sister's dog bit the boy, so annoying girl's dog was killed instead (for some reason i cannot remember), along with the son of a baker?
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Yeah that's the essence of it :/ and Cersei said "Kill all the bitches!" (pardon the pun) and Nymeria ran away so Ned had to kill Lady because he's *honourable*. I'm not even sure why Mycah died, but it's cool that you've been following the series.
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harriet made me watch the first few episodes... my mother would never let me watch an 18 (*the shock*).
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That's cool. I could lend you the series if you wanted to watch the rest of it away from prying eyes? 
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two of the most famously creepy phanfictions in existance
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Haha wow.. This is quite extraordinary. This has genuinely expanded my horizons, and will probably make me never look at a snake in the same way again. R.I.P. Delia
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i am sorry. genuinely sorry. and i share your sentiments over delia.
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it's alright. Accompanied by your assembly today it actually seemed quite appropriate. Wait, you weren't planning this so you had justification to link me creepy fanfiction did you?
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it was the sole reason we did that assembly! how did you guess?
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Well firstly I did the thinking stance (a lot), and then I took advantage of how incredibly incapacitated you were after drinking that Carlsberg to slip you the accusation of being a troll by getting you into a conversation (for me, a challenge) and ending on the line "Just one last thing madam.." (because that always worked for Colombo) and you instantly unravelled everything to do with the plot. I'm sorry I put an end to your devilish schemes sinister, I shall have to be subtler next time.
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wow. that... that is beyond words. it is so genius, i cannot even...
next time i will thwart your evil plan 
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Myeheheh! Oh I can do it for a very long time indeed, I would like to see you try
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mwahahaha, a challenge? SHOW IT IN!
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Hey
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woah, existing, man. that must be hard.
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I'VE GOT THIS FEELING... HAZZA'S WATCHING MEEEE!! xD
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Your powers of deduction are almost phenomenal
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I'm just too magical like that
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haha dw, I've only had an account for two days
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Why hello there.
(Guess who I am...my art gives it away a bit...)
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