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[2014-11-08 22:08:53 +0000 UTC]
"dave is giving me dokis again"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 165
Watching: 180; Pageviews: 2388; Comments Made: 363; Friends: 180
# About me
▶John | 21 | April 13th | Heir of Breath | Davesexual◀
You're name is JOHN EGBERT, and life has been an explosion of different things.
Well, first off. You had gotten kicked out of your Dad's house at the age of 16. Having no money, no job, and no way to actually to survive, You had been forced to SELL YOUR BODY. It pays alot, and now you have a SMALL APARTMENT uptown. It doesn't cost a lot, and you have been WORKING TO GET A JOB.
You're still working but it's clearly paying off.-
bandwagon; two-2exy
# Comments
Comments: 317
whats nine plus ten
whispers in ur ear
21
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/ finds hot porn
/ checks to make sure curtains are closed and doors are locked
/ takes pants off
" . . . . "
" . . . . "
/ slowly moves hands to--
/ police bust into the room and just
" HANDS W HE RE I C AN SEE EM YOU FILTHY SCUMBAG "
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"Holy shit... John?"
Out Of Stride : Thanks for the watch!
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" Yeah? "
/ blinks
/ realizes its dave
/ oh fuck me-
outofblown; you're vvv welcome m8
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"Holy shit, it really is you. Wha... What are you wearing?"
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nothing at the moment-
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hot--
heh. so whats a cutie like you doing out here alone?
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nothing much, just waiting for my next pay day
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Pay day? What do you do?
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uh..-
how do i even explain-
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Just say it?
I mean i don't even work you're lucky
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*covers nose as blood seeps out* HolyShitYourWebcam…IShipItSoHard……
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[ yes.
davejohn is otp ]
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*still having a nosebleed* yup! They're my OTP babies!
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" kiss me like you miss me, fuck me like you hate me "
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Uh-
//stares
//dave
//Dave wat r u doi n
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Don't you dare stare-
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//stare intensifies
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What are you doing-
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jhon
john
|She slipped her arms around him from behind in an excited and drunk manner.|
i hvanet seen you in like......fOREVER
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/ he blinks slightly, smiling.
It's been a while..huh..
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|She hiccups and nods quickly, smiling wide.|
yup! its been cdenturies
or maybe just a few months but who cares
whast up
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Aye
at least you remembered me for centuries
/ fallout boy pun hA
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Yo
//waves a little
OutOfIrony: ayyyyyyyyyyy thanks for the watch
pssstit'shei-nou-stuck-DaveandsatnaV-takraK
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> whoa there buddy your sexual as fuck wow <
> squints <
" laddie, why the fuck are you so "
" erm. "
" sexual. "
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/ blinks
/ tilts his head
/john don't look at her bOOBS
" uhm... "
" i... "
/ do i have to explain my story again--
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> raises eyebrow <
> sighs, and gives it a shrug <
" eh, i don't care. "
> grins <
> offers hand out <
" top of the mornin' to ya, laddie! my name is jacksepticalli - but call me jack or sean ! "
> grin widens <
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/ smiles and shakes her hand
" i'm john. "
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(( senpai whyhy no-
im jUST HIDING
but hai im a troll
//CACKLESK
//shot ))
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(( sh I was kidding-
I made a troll version of my kidsona asyou can s ee- ))
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[ i want to
but
can't bc lame gaylord- ]
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(( nU sH
//paps
but
do you wanna
have these two
meet
hEUh
//gigglesnort ))
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