hortaux In reply to XXFanXofX4869XX [2011-02-03 22:45:23 +0000 UTC]

How could you ever guess, what a scandalous assumption, etc etc etc

the answer is yes

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XXFanXofX4869XX In reply to hortaux [2011-02-03 23:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! No need for that kinda comment! I respect lesbians and gays; I think they're pretty damn brave to do what they do, especially when they're open about it. I'm straight but I support 'em!

As for the yuri question, I ask because I'm a fan of a yuri anime/manga called Strawberry Panic. You heard of it?

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hortaux In reply to OkamiTakahashi [2010-09-29 03:09:10 +0000 UTC]

of course I do, I need somewhere to accumulate useless pictures C:

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hortaux In reply to M0rwenn4 [2010-08-27 18:12:24 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-05-31 02:05:13 +0000 UTC]

BUT SHAWNA YOU WON A CAR

YOU JUST READ THAT IN MY IDIOT-VOICE

DIDN'T YOU?

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-05-31 23:27:18 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Yes I did.

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-01 05:25:39 +0000 UTC]

YOU WON A CAR
YOU WON A CAR
YOU WON A CAR

IT NEVER ENDS. NOT EVER.

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-02 00:09:30 +0000 UTC]

I love how we agreed that the joke was dead like four months ago, but we still keep making it. What we have here, is a ZOMBIE JOKE. We declared it dead, but it NEVER REALLY DIES.

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-02 13:43:02 +0000 UTC]

Bro, this joke was practically stillborn. We knew it was dumb when we made it.

AND YET WE KEPT GOING.

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WON A CAR?

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-03 02:09:41 +0000 UTC]

Yes. It is a fine, thrice-used once taxi that contains the thrilling and romantic smell of sweat, angry Mexican, and booze.

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU WON A TRUCK? (Oh, what now?)

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-03 03:15:45 +0000 UTC]

NO, IT'S ANGRY PERUVIAN. GET IT STRAIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WON A $10 PROSTITUTE. WHAT NOW?

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-03 13:27:49 +0000 UTC]

SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO PICKY ABOUT YOUR ANGRY SPANISH-SPEAKERS.

MALE OR FEMALE?

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-03 15:03:59 +0000 UTC]

THEIR ACCENTS ARE SO DIFFERENT IN SOME CASES THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE. TRUESTORY.

WE'LL SAY MALE BECAUSE FEMALE WOULD MAKE THIS.... RP?.... ALOT LESS FUN.

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-03 15:07:23 +0000 UTC]

EVEN BETTER, BECAUSE WHERE ARE MALE PROSTITUTES FROM? MEXICO!!! THE CAR WILL FEEL JUST LIKE HOME (Wow, see how hard MCC failed? I came out of that class more racist than ever.)!!

BTW, YOU WON A PUTIN!!

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-03 15:09:56 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY MADE YOU RACIST BY TRYING TO MAKE YOU POLITICALLY CORRECT.

Oh god oh god oh god what do I do what do I do what do I do~~~

Does he come with complimentary Dima accessory?

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-03 15:12:40 +0000 UTC]

Nope. He only comes with the skin on his back, naked as the day he was born. "Is warm," he says, standing in the freezer that was was shipped in. "Is much nicer climate than Mother Russia, da?"

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-03 15:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Firstly, I dropped the tea cup I was carrying (because I seldom go anywhere without it). Secondly, I have the urge to scream. I resist this urge. Thirdly, my eyes drift downward because, well, he's naked and I'm a pervert. And then I just sort of sag against the doorway because HHHHHWAAAATTTTTT?????????

"Yes," I reply weakly. "It's... nice here."

I neglect to mention the fact that his presence is making it a whole lot nicer.

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-03 15:33:35 +0000 UTC]

Putin, however, is blissfully unaware of his effect on you, but he is still a gentleman, and so picks up your cup. "You know", he says matter of factly. "I hear tea is wonderful with a bit of Polonium 209. Goes well with sushi too."

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-03 15:46:46 +0000 UTC]

My head threatens to explode. I realize headplosions are not socially acceptable, and avert it. I know that I should reach for the cup, but I cannot seem to convince my arms that Yes, this is not a dream. So I stand, nearly motionless, still in my doorway.

"I also hear it's toxic and causes radiation poisoning," I reply. Something finally grinds into place, and I stand aside. "Would you like to come inside?"

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-03 15:54:52 +0000 UTC]

Putin laughs, and enters the house. "I have Polonium 209 in vodka twice everyday. Is good. Perhaps not good for those with weak stomach, da? Sure you do not want to try?"

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hortaux In reply to squonkpuddle [2010-06-03 16:03:35 +0000 UTC]

"Yes, quite sure. I have a very weak stomach," I say, the unreality of the situation creeping over me. There is a Putin (THE Putin) in my house. There is a Putin (THE ONLY Putin) in my house. Where do Putins sit? What is the etiquette for that? These are all thoughts I might be thinking if my brain wasn't going SOADFHASK;GV;ADKSVJKDS;GAKV;GVIURWAEGV;IKIABKVBIAVCBD!!!!!!

"So. Uh. Russia. Here. You're. Are you here to kill me?" I blurt out.

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squonkpuddle In reply to hortaux [2010-06-03 16:07:55 +0000 UTC]

"Well, that was the original plan. You are the one who drew... certain pictures, da? But, now I am hungry." Putin, without waiting for invitation, sits down on the couch and leans against the armrest, his entirety displayed in all of its pure, Russian glory. "What is it Americans eat?"

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