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iflifewasperfect ♂️ [41504824] [2017-01-16 11:39:06 +0000 UTC] "heaven would lose its meaning" (United States)

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Sweet-Coven [2018-12-09 23:57:56 +0000 UTC]

[Ooc] OH MY GOSHH

THIS ACCOUNT IS INACTIVE BUT I JUST HAD TO COMMENT BECAUSE MICHAEL FRICKEN JACKSON 
MY EVERYTHING ;w; < 333

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iflifewasperfect In reply to Sweet-Coven [2018-12-10 01:58:35 +0000 UTC]

ooc ] I JUST LOGGED IN HERE AFTER MONTHS AND I SAW THIS AND SCREAMED,,,
YES MJ IS STILL MY NUMBER ONE LOVE

pssst btw this is burninglightning  👀

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Sweet-Coven In reply to iflifewasperfect [2018-12-10 10:47:25 +0000 UTC]

[Ooc] He is actually my idol ;; All of his songs are amazing---

ohmygoshh that's such a funny coincidence isn't it   ))

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heIiophiIia [2017-12-25 23:23:18 +0000 UTC]

hi star-chan ; v ;

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iflifewasperfect In reply to heIiophiIia [2017-12-26 00:53:47 +0000 UTC]

KAIIII <33 how are you bby hope you had a great xmas !!

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iflifewasperfect [2017-12-23 18:55:26 +0000 UTC]

💕 ✨ 💕 ✨ 💕

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Iittleboxes [2017-12-19 14:00:38 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. FANTANO GAVE REVIVAL A 2/10 SDNFVHIJTG

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iflifewasperfect In reply to Iittleboxes [2017-12-21 21:25:47 +0000 UTC]

WAIT WHO ??? AND WHY ??? THIS ISN'T RIGHT

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Iittleboxes In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-21 22:02:21 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. anthony fantano, the dude who runs theneedledrop youtube channel uwu
he fucking hated it holy shit fkvkdkkv

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iflifewasperfect In reply to Iittleboxes [2017-12-21 22:24:11 +0000 UTC]

fuck i don't even know him
whatever man who cares what anyone thinks it's eminem i'll support him from the day i die

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Iittleboxes In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-22 01:50:44 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. he's the biggest music reviewer on youtube. he said the dark side of the moon was overrated so i'm not the biggest fan of his opinions right now uwu
Same. honestly, after listening to it a shit ton, i'd give it a 5/10. solid average. nowhere near his best work, and it's hard as fuck to rank his worst because even that is good.

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Iittleboxes [2017-12-15 13:21:50 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. i just finished revival...
it's okay? i dunno if you've heard it, but for me, it's alright.
albeit, i've only listened through it once, so i only remember the general sound and opinions of songs, but it wasn't that bad.
but, i apparently have the unpopular opinion that the songs "believe" and "chloraseptic" sound like shit. i don't really like em's flow and the beats are really, really shitty trap soundcloud beats, which i'm not fan of at all.
but there are quite a few songs that i like off of it, for sure. but i wouldn't say any of the songs are incredible. from one listen, there wasn't really a song that was like "oh shit, i'm listening to this song 30 times in a row" like, on the mmlp2, love game, headlights, bad guy, brainless, and evil twin were those kinds of songs.
and, i don't care what people say, rick rubin produced tracks aren't bad, they're better than believe, which was one that em produced.
i dunno, i'm sure most of it will grow on me, but there are certainly lackluster songs on it.

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iflifewasperfect In reply to Iittleboxes [2017-12-16 17:16:14 +0000 UTC]

i haven’t had a chance to listen yet is it out already ?? i’ll probably listen to it when i get the album myself !! i still don’t have all his albums like i have all of mj’s albums - but even if revival is not as well done as his previous stuff, i’m still gonna be ecstatic cos like i’ve been waiting on new content from eminen FOR SO LONG. i don’t wanna listen to all the tracks until i get this album in my hands 👀
anyway at least he woke from the slumber 😂😂

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Iittleboxes In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-18 13:17:10 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. i actually don't own any physical copies of his stuff? but, i'm planning on buying some vinyls of his and i know one of my friends is getting me one of his albums on vinyl for christmas.
and, i listened to it a bit more. it's absolutely growing on me. some of this shit is really good. i'm even starting to like believe a little bit.
excluding walk on water and untouchable, i think offended is my favorite track from it.

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computerizing [2017-12-11 19:53:46 +0000 UTC]



"You 'bout to witness hip-hop in its most purest,"
"most rawest form, flow almost flawless!"
"most hardest, most honest known artist!"
"chip off the old block, but old doc is back!"
"looks like batman brought his own robin!"
"oh god, saddam's got his own laden"
"with his own private plane, his own pilot"
"set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges!"
"oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes!"
"vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here i come, i'm inches"
"away from you, dear, fear none,"
"hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so"
"let's get down to business!"
"i don't got no time to play around, what is this?"
"must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down"
"on these clowns; can i get a witness?"

i. he was having a ball up on the small stage of the bar. normally, rappers didn't play in bars, but marvin played wherever people would let him play. he loved it.
ii. after a couple songs, he finishes, smirking behind the microphone as he places it back on its stand, stepping off the small stage.
iii. he lets out a happy sigh, adjusting his sweatshirt as he sits at the bar. he couldn't eat or drink anything, but he knew that was something normal for humans to do, so he just sat there, choosing to wait a while before he left the bar. in the meantime, he grabbed a peanut from a small bowl of them on the bar, slowly crushing it on the wooden bar.

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 20:50:55 +0000 UTC]

 

[ the guy was spittin' fire like hot damn! jackson wasn't the one to listen to rap normally, but hey, he liked this. rock, hip hop - it could certainly work well with pop with the right people ]
[ here he was, sitting at one of san fran's saloon bars he's been to before, enjoying a coke with one of his partner in crime, chase, and enjoying the evening's entertainment. these type of bars always had great atmosphere, and the patrons were always welcome to anything new ]
[ marvin was the newest act for tonight, and jackson was nodding his head to this beat. as it ended, there was a round of applause, and then people went back to their business, and the jukebox started up, the calm relaxation returning ]
[ jackson and chase were the first to introduce themselves to the rapper, sitting next to him on the bar stool ]

"Hey, that was really good! You were really fast on those lyrics! I couldn't understand everything you were sayin', but I thoroughly enjoyed it."

[ he chuckles softly, setting his coke down on the bar ]

"I'm Jackson, and this is my buddy, Chase."

[ chase was far more talkative than jackson. he shot his hand out for a shake, grinning ]

"How you doin', man? That was amazin' back there! Hey, I listen to a bit of hip hop now and then. Wouldn't imagine seeing a rapper in this bar, though. Pretty cool stuff."

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-12 15:53:58 +0000 UTC]



"aw, thanks, man. i can do it faster, i just thought this kinda crowd might want somethin' a little slower."

i. he smiles, shaking chase's hand.

"glad you two enjoy it, really."

ii. he pulls his hand away.

"yeah, sorry you couldn't understand some of it. i'm still tryin' to do it fast and make it somewhat-easy to be able to make it all out."

iii. he shrugs, brushing the peanut crumbs off of the bar with his hand.

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-17 16:59:25 +0000 UTC]

ooc. i'm dyin at this gif of em 😍😍 lmao i luv him. feel free to use reaction gifs even if i don't use them !!
"Well, it's all good stuff. Everyone here really liked it. They might even like the new, faster stuff next time around."

[ chase remarks, taking a swig of his coke ]
[ jackson nods, agreeing with his pal. he and his gang sang here numerous of times - this bar has seen a number of different acts perform ]

"Yeah. Is this a part-time thing for you?"

[ jackson asks, noticing marvin crushing peanuts instead of eating them ]

"Hey, can I getcha a drink?"

[ chase asks later, calling the bartender up ]

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computerizing [2017-12-11 00:21:00 +0000 UTC]

we made you. these two: friends, right now.

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 14:04:10 +0000 UTC]

HELLA !!! they have to be friends ok my two kings right here

PLS INDIE HMU i’ll reply in script if that’s okay cos i’m heckin lazy lmao

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-11 17:33:51 +0000 UTC]

we made you. YES.
I WILL. i don't mind! i dunno what i'll do, but reply in whatever you want!

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 19:13:06 +0000 UTC]

thanks fam take your time tho no rush !! <3

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-11 19:25:33 +0000 UTC]

we made you. i've been sitting here for like...ten, fifteen minutes trying to think of something. i can't.
i'll write up a starter, but do you have any ideas on how they should meet?

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 19:33:38 +0000 UTC]

lmao i'm brain dead rip but let's see.... maybe marvin was rapping somewhere ?? a bar maybe lmao idk ?? jackson approaches him and is like "that was damn good"
we can brainstorm more ideas bc this one sucks

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-11 19:35:30 +0000 UTC]

we made you. i was thinking something like that, i just couldn't find any info that jackson would go to something like that. but if he does, then i'll absolutely write something up!!

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 19:38:25 +0000 UTC]

well he likes going to those saloon bars - he doesn't drink btw but he goes to lots of different places with his gang so it can happen

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-11 19:40:35 +0000 UTC]

we made you. alrighty! i'll write something up!
and marvin doesn't drink either. he can't uwu

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 19:43:52 +0000 UTC]

awesomeee <3
"can i get ya something to drink?"
"sorry can't i'ma robot"
"....a what"

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-11 19:54:41 +0000 UTC]

we made you. "iiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam aaaaaaaaaaaaa rooooooooooobooooooooooooooooooot. get it?"
"...a what"

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 19:58:12 +0000 UTC]

MARVIN RAPPING THE FAST PART IN RAP GOD TWICE THE SPEED

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-11 20:59:46 +0000 UTC]

we made you. YES FKVKHKF
i was gonna have him do the speedom verse in the starter, but i wasn't gonna have tech n9ne show up at the bar fkfkdkbo

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-11 23:39:21 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/wrsOYUUbR7U
i just had to listen to that again and GOD DAMN
marvin my man do this double speed and they probably won’t think you human. heck they won’t think you human if you do this normal speed

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-12 16:02:29 +0000 UTC]

we made you. a tiny part of em's verse on there is actually sped up, so you could think of marvin doing that at that speed live uwu
rap like a robot so call him rap-bot.

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iflifewasperfect In reply to computerizing [2017-12-14 00:06:33 +0000 UTC]

has em ever performed this live ?? bc if not he needs to
it’s in his genes to rap like a robot

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computerizing In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-15 12:42:34 +0000 UTC]

we made you. i tried looking, i could only find live versions without em, sadly.

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Iittleboxes [2017-12-08 14:30:55 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. UNTOUCHABLE IS REALLY GOOD, GODDAMN.
i am SO fucking psyched for revival, holy shit.
and the album art is really good? everyone's worried about it being a purely political album, but like...when has eminem ever had an album that focuses on one topic.

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iflifewasperfect In reply to Iittleboxes [2017-12-08 19:11:49 +0000 UTC]

I JUST HEARD IT 👌🏼
i’m just so glad he’s releasing an album idc what it’s about as long as it’s em i’m fuckin happy

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Iittleboxes In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-08 19:12:55 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. SAME HERE. i hope it's gonna be good. i hope ed sheeran's feature is good, i don't really like his music.

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iflifewasperfect In reply to Iittleboxes [2017-12-08 19:16:30 +0000 UTC]

i have hope in the goat 🙌🏼
really ?? tbh i’m not a fan of ed but i do like a few of his songs

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Iittleboxes In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-08 19:18:25 +0000 UTC]

uncomfortably numb. yeah, i just don't like his stuff, i dunno. i haven't given him a hard listen, but from what i've heard, i don't like him.
in my perfect world, it's just em on an album so there's no bad features, though he does get some good features on quite a few songs.

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iflifewasperfect [2017-12-07 14:31:23 +0000 UTC]

since i don't have you...
💋

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frighteninqs [2017-12-04 21:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Key. yes

just



yes

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iflifewasperfect In reply to frighteninqs [2017-12-04 21:58:46 +0000 UTC]

i can say the same for your acc

yes :’) x

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frighteninqs In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-05 04:08:22 +0000 UTC]

Key. my acc doesn't deserve your praise

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iflifewasperfect In reply to frighteninqs [2017-12-05 17:26:27 +0000 UTC]

lies <3

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frighteninqs In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-12-05 17:56:52 +0000 UTC]

Key. i suck at lying
jokes on you

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iflifewasperfect In reply to frighteninqs [2017-12-05 18:10:36 +0000 UTC]

well damn lmao

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oflucis [2017-11-12 19:41:27 +0000 UTC]

👀

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iflifewasperfect In reply to oflucis [2017-11-13 04:49:58 +0000 UTC]

AYYY B ♡♡ are ya back or what

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oflucis In reply to iflifewasperfect [2017-11-13 20:30:39 +0000 UTC]

hell yeah

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