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ira-vlaskerbean ♀️ [211552] [2002-02-25 23:01:57 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 15; Deviations: 50; Watchers: 8

Watching: 13; Pageviews: 8149; Comments Made: 275; Friends: 13

# Interests

Favorite games: chess
Other Interests: history, law, the arts

# About me

Current Residence: New York
Favourite cartoon character: lucy from peanuts

# Comments

Comments: 87

ira-vlaskerbean [2005-05-09 21:56:51 +0000 UTC]

planning to buy my own digital camera this summer. Then I can get back into ze deviant art.

That will be hot.

Ii'll be in Kentucky all summer and hope to see my friends from home! I"m working out at the Harbor as a waitress. I'll get your tea if you'll leave me a quarter!

hoot. hoot.

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ira-vlaskerbean [2004-05-30 03:10:56 +0000 UTC]

GAHHHHHHHH

Die popups!

Hey - It's allright everyone!! I just realized something:

I'M A FUCKING PRINCESS!! NEW YORK SUCKS IT AND DIES!!!



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omen666 [2004-01-30 19:46:31 +0000 UTC]

Random Deviant Stop...Good Work!!!

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crispus [2003-04-26 21:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, when I stop studying.... (thats about 4-5 years from now). But this semester will soon be over and then I'll get really creative. I promise.

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spyed [2003-04-10 10:14:03 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.

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c3d [2003-04-09 02:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav

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blueturtle [2003-04-08 19:16:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav, Karen!

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3image [2003-04-06 23:14:20 +0000 UTC]

HEY thanks for the comment

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crispus [2003-04-02 19:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Hi!!
Nice to know you are back. I have also had a lot of studying to do so I know how it is.
Hope you find a way to share your photos.

Crisp

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shoobydoowap [2003-03-26 03:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Karen! Mi amiguita! You're BACK!!!!!

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mar1an0 [2003-03-26 02:49:00 +0000 UTC]

i disapeared from here too for some months... i get very ill sometimes.. but now im better... glad to see you back... missed you... err ... and your guns

take care... see you around

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mar1an0 [2003-03-26 02:24:41 +0000 UTC]

btw.. this is my new account... the other one died somehow... sorry for desapering... but im glad you are back at photography again

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mar1an0 [2003-03-26 02:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Karen your are back?!?!?!?

every time i came to your page you are gone for several weeks... nice to see you back...

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shoobydoowap [2003-01-04 08:15:52 +0000 UTC]

Where are you, Karen?!?!?!?!?

hehe. Come back!

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shoobydoowap [2002-12-22 04:09:14 +0000 UTC]

Hope you and your family have a very Merry Christmas

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blueturtle [2002-11-13 18:00:35 +0000 UTC]

You are back on DA! Superb!

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crispus [2002-10-31 20:12:25 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.. I take it as something didn't go as planed. =/
With the internet connection that is.

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crispus [2002-10-21 17:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Don't be scared (I think). I'm not, but I'm far away from her, and a nuke isn't on the "weapon of chioce" list.
Though "interests: homocide" is a bit worrying.

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scarcrow28 [2002-10-17 01:33:40 +0000 UTC]

eek, you can shoot a gun! i don't know if i should be scared or turned on.

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ira-vlaskerbean [2002-10-16 19:47:34 +0000 UTC]

I'M BAAAAACK!

MWAHAHAHAHA

MWAHAHAHAHA

MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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crispus [2002-10-08 18:13:26 +0000 UTC]

Where are you? You haven't logged on to Devart for 1 week and 5 days now. I know I don't log on so often but this is silly.

I miss you.

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crispus [2002-09-29 00:10:32 +0000 UTC]

hi, me again, noticed that i missed some words in the previous comment.
Supposed to be: "....any inspiration for you (but I'll bet you'll find some soon), sorry "

Just remembered that you will probably read this comment before the next one (the one that's previous for me), so this messega might seem a bit strange.
Did that make any sense?
I got to get some sleep now, it's 3 am.

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crispus [2002-09-28 21:08:53 +0000 UTC]

HI
Don't be steaming mad. Take some more wonderful photos instead. I haven't got any inspiration for you but, sorry.
I've bought an airsoft H&K G3 SG-1 now. I've put a silencer on it so it looks really mean. I'm so happy.

SOMETHING!!! (Just had to )


Crispus

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ira-vlaskerbean [2002-09-25 12:14:39 +0000 UTC]

uh....

somebody say SOMETHING!!!

PLEASE!

ira

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scarcrow28 [2002-09-11 02:00:17 +0000 UTC]

sorry, for double post


damn Browser lock up!!!

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scarcrow28 [2002-09-11 01:59:04 +0000 UTC]

Love the journal entry! LoL

Deviant iD: Hey! an Nissan Xterra! (sorry i love cars, specially Nissan)

Keep up the great shots!

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scarcrow28 [2002-09-11 01:53:44 +0000 UTC]

love the journal entry! LoL

deviant id: hey a Nissan Xterra! (sorry, i love cars, specially Nissan)

Keep up the great shots!

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shoobydoowap [2002-09-04 03:54:38 +0000 UTC]

Karen, have I told you lately that you're my hero? And everything I would like to be? Karen, I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.

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crispus [2002-08-29 13:30:35 +0000 UTC]


What, your not a real photographer? An unreal photographer?
Of course your a real photographer. And the best one too.

Now submit some great photos. I need cheering up. I'm tired. Too much drinking.

btw: How long is he going to be away? Just so I know when you'll be back and kicking again. It's not fun when people are in the condition you seem to be in.
Stop moping about and take some photos.



Crispus

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blueturtle [2002-08-23 19:08:00 +0000 UTC]

wow, new ID, superb too !

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ekoshyun [2002-08-21 22:45:03 +0000 UTC]

I too find you scary

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alkmenel [2002-08-21 04:22:17 +0000 UTC]

hehhe nice dev ID

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crispus [2002-08-20 20:55:05 +0000 UTC]


Thanks for the comment on the airsoft pic.
And take care of yourself while you're away.

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n03113 [2002-08-20 13:08:45 +0000 UTC]

You have some interesting photos in your gallery.. good quality.. some.. questinable..

I find your extreme rightishness to be overbearing and kinda scary..

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gravityoverdose [2002-08-20 08:51:38 +0000 UTC]

Hrmm.

You want constructive critisim?

Theres nothing I can do to improve your photography skills, but please, before sumbitting to DA:

Open the photos in photoshop (if you dont have it, too bad )
Go Image>Adjust>Auto-Contrast
Image>Adjust>Curves (until you get your contrast)
and add at least a 5 pixel border.

These things improve the quality of the photography buy 10 fold. Its not cheating, just that photos look shittyier on computers than they do as prints. Why not tweak them to perfection that they are as the print?

Most of your photography is lacking in the post-print editing stage. It makes things look unprofessional.

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ia [2002-08-20 08:01:38 +0000 UTC]

hmm you seem to have had several 1000 page views!

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archonon [2002-08-20 07:48:15 +0000 UTC]

[link]
Yep, life is unfair DA is even more

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zero [2002-08-19 03:15:25 +0000 UTC]

Nice work and lots of interesting shots. Keep up the good work.

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gaianblue [2002-08-19 03:03:17 +0000 UTC]

You've got lots of great photographs. Keep posting and i'll bb for sure! Love your landscapes and waterscape, which surprised me because normally I dont go much for those.

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mechabrain [2002-08-19 01:46:47 +0000 UTC]

Hey your hot, too

Nice gallery. I like your pictures.

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mechabrain [2002-08-19 01:43:31 +0000 UTC]

YOU LIKE GUNS

YOUR AWESOME

LOL

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itirep [2002-08-18 23:41:54 +0000 UTC]

random
hey is that a shoulder holster or are you happy to see me?

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ira-vlaskerbean [2002-08-18 15:07:20 +0000 UTC]



my page views ARE going up!

AMAZING

I DON"T BELIEVE IT

maybe i dont suck after all

ira

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the-mole-lives [2002-08-18 14:42:16 +0000 UTC]

uh oh... karen is closing in on 1k pageviews... just about a hundred to go. haha... post another sick photo and you'll definitely get it. joking... your dev id is wonderful

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the-mole-lives [2002-08-18 14:34:05 +0000 UTC]

i have a feeling that you just now realized how to use the emoticons...

congrats, and will join you in your celebration. i just hope that a doesnt bring a and ruin the fun... oh, and make sure you have plenty of

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crispus [2002-08-18 08:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comment on my DevID.
I think I can dig up some pictures of myself.

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ira-vlaskerbean [2002-08-18 03:49:24 +0000 UTC]



hmmm... then

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blueturtle [2002-08-16 20:29:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav, Karen. BTW: your new deviantID is superb!

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crispus [2002-08-16 15:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Yay. I kick ass.

I've seen the G3 before (not a real one), but without a scope on it. It looks a great deal better with one. There won't be any problems finding one to buy. There are several sites on the internet that sell airsoft guns. I order from Japan.
The only problem I have is to choose the scope. And I have to buy a sidearm too, a P99 I think. Oh... and a tactical vest to carry around my AUG (hopefully soon G3) mags. You have no idea of how much time it takes to reload when you have to dig up the mags from your pocket.

Speaking of bullets. My gun will fire 0,23g 6mm round plastic bullets. But I get to shoot at other people .

Actually, I have 3 DevIDs. The only thing is that they're all 50% finished.

You kick ass too


Crispus

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blueturtle [2002-08-01 19:01:56 +0000 UTC]

i saw your gallery before about five days and just now once again. i liked your cat and your porcelean figures. they are really beautiful. i like also the variety of themes of your photos.

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