The-Love-Monk In reply to circedark [2006-02-27 18:03:38 +0000 UTC]

hi ho, christine. Well figured i'd stop in... and say whud up... and... yeah. I'm in another country. O_o; lol. later.

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irishsatine In reply to Explorer0080 [2006-01-02 14:29:51 +0000 UTC]

To: Delusional Twig Boy (Aaron Campbell) and Spiteful Rollie Pollie (Marci Miller), AKA "Wanna-Be and Rollie"
From: M. Christine Johnston (yes, me, irishsatine)
Re: You two deplorable, gutless wonders


After getting home from a night of my attempt at extending the olive branch, I have concluded the following:

A) There's no feasible way you two dolts can have an intelligent conversation with me so as to end this nonsense and bickering in a friendly manner.
B) You two refuse to look at the facts: THAT I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO ANY OF YOU, and that all of this stems from Marci's ignorance and jealousy.
C) You two must not have the balls to see me in person. I chose a public place so as to actually lure you mollycoddled hypocrites out of your cubbyhole known as Marci's parent's house. Alas, I am done trying to make amends with you, Marci, as well as your nosey, derelict excuse for a "boyfriend."

Now, Aaron, you sandwich-making, 5'5 and 100-pound sliver of a testosterone-lacking jellyfish JACKBALL: Did you know that being cute by using big cruse words won't take away the fact that you were kicked out of the Army? Sorry about that, bike boy. Don't go trying to take personal jabs at me, sonny. You've got to look at your own self before you go trying to conjure up lies in order to bitch out someone. Especially if that someone could drop-kick your bony ass around the block with both hands tied behind my back-- since your plastic toy handcuffs won't work-- just to make it easy. So, back to the Army issue: Didn't you ever know about the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy? Let's put aside that fact that you are the embodiment of one with Small Man's Complex and STUPID ASSHOLE SYNDROME... Didn't your Mother ever advise you that using such terms as "hunni bear, hunni-snuggle," and "snuggle wuggle" is the perfect example of FAG? So, stop trying to think you're so tough, and realize the unknown... DUDE... that watching Full Metal Jacket doesn't make you a tough guy. Sorry to burst YOUR fag-ass bubble. You're an unsightly, unintelligent, sappy individual, that will likely be swinging like the monkey he is from a light post at Mission Beach. This of course will all begin when Marci finds some other sissy to manipulate. That day will more than likely be the same day that she dumps you. It happened before and it will happen again. I'm sorry if you won't be able to put your ring from the Crackjack box around her stubby little finger. Go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face.

As for you, Marci: Take some advice from the fighting Irish. Using tiny jello-hands in attempting to throw the proper punch will only lead you to failure. Punching with fat-laden baby knuckles will only lead to the "jiggly effect" on your part... you will then be knocked on your ass only to roll into that bright red trolley I mentioned earlier. Alas, it would merely roll you along... being the rollie pollie that you are. Now, back to fighting and punching... Let me give you an example... It's good to have pealed-off nails, knuckles of brass, and large, icy cold hands (to wrap around the tire of the Rollie neck) in order to throw that perfect punch. Oh, yeah, that example would be my hands. Girl, I've had the cops called on me and I've got those baring scars from me having attacked the living daylights out of them, so, don't even go there, snooky. I don't fight midgets, and I don't fight girls. SAVVY? Until you actually try (COLD DAY IN F-ING HELL), you will continue to dream. And if you try? You will be charged with assault AND you will be in the hospital. Got it Rollie? Now, onto other things... If the insane happens and you DO find a hubby (meaning HUSBAND), I do hope that you will make a nice home in the local Maytag Refrigerator box in Anytown, Washington. "Two Buck Chuck" can be great when you're an embittered slob, and I'm sure with that with enough of that crap you'll enjoy the stories of the excursions of a squalid $8-an-hour earning bike security boy... OMG, handcuffs and a flashlight! EXCITEMENT! Until then, enjoy being coddled by Mommy and Daddy. Until they go bankrupt because of you, and/or they grow sick of hearing from your spoiled morbid ass, enjoy your world of lies, freebies, and detachment from the world known as REAL LIFE. Money, cars, and homes don't grow on trees, homegirl. How's about them apples?

In my closing statements, I am sorry if you're jealous of my red hair. Spiteful dikes usually are. Oh! I almost forgot; I'm sorry if you don't know what the hell is going on in the world of politics and news... And that I have an actual career aspiration; sucking on Mommy’s teat for as long as humanly possible isn’t a career. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? So, since the Mideast is always a topic, I'll use it as an example. I know you want to see all of Asia. If you ever get to travel all of Asia be sure to check out the wonders of the Middle East... Or China, North Korea, etc... I'd love to see how tough you two are after having been kidnapped. How's about that dull-edged knife going through your necks? GET A CLUE, FREAKS! It's pathetic when the only ammunition you have against me is the fact that I keep on top of the news.

Respond all you want, assholes. In fact, PILE IT HIGH AND DEEP… with all of your lies and bullcrap. I don’t have time for lame-ass, childish back and fourths. GET A LIFE.

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Explorer0080 In reply to irishsatine [2006-01-02 21:36:47 +0000 UTC]

Wow, you really are immature and childish, you so fuckin stupid you can't even understand plain english, I stated quite clearly this required no response or comment, but oh no, your so childish you must get in the last word. Now listen you cunt-faced hoar, just leave me and Marci alone from now on...got it! I doubt it. Just go take a long walk on a short pier.

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irishsatine In reply to SEA-WALL [2005-12-19 19:27:28 +0000 UTC]

wOOt! My very first coment, thank you so much. I just adore the Powder Poses... It's beautiful. And yes, I am new to DA, so give me a bit of time to make my page anywhere near cool.

I am Irish... and 1/4 German. I think the Irish shows up the most, however... I mean really, this dang red hair gives it all away.

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SEA-WALL In reply to irishsatine [2005-12-19 20:05:55 +0000 UTC]

Its good to the Irish (either side of the pond) represented.

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