this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2012-05-29 21:20:26 +0000 UTC]

deviantART muro drawing

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to bengali-4-life [2011-10-12 22:22:02 +0000 UTC]

huh? A guitar would be nice.

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bengali-4-life In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-10-13 08:21:54 +0000 UTC]

lol.............how da hell would i send dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaaha it wud cost me my life,,,,hahahahhaa

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to bengali-4-life [2011-10-12 22:21:28 +0000 UTC]

somebody....help me?

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bengali-4-life In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-10-13 08:22:35 +0000 UTC]

how meannnnnn!!!! i thought u was hapiii... goblok

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-09-20 13:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Check your notes!

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-09-25 16:55:29 +0000 UTC]

or what?! Are you threatning me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!





just kidding :3 I replied.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to bengali-4-life [2011-05-12 20:50:52 +0000 UTC]

Lassie! Nice to hear from u again...
Wait, what did I do? I haven't checked my email for god knows how long... I'll look into it and reply your messages soon, don't worry^^

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bengali-4-life In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-10-12 12:17:46 +0000 UTC]

thanks for emailing me .... i am so HAPPI xx

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to bengali-4-life [2011-02-08 20:39:40 +0000 UTC]

I did reply you sam! Or... did I?
Hehehehehe..... No I'm serious, I already replied you, I wonder why you never replied me back....


So, my cute little lassie, how's life?

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bengali-4-life In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-03-25 08:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Goblok..... ur emails is giving me doggy website to go on to.... fix it i think you have virus or soemthing...

and no you did not reply back...

i am so sorry for the late reply... i never come on DA cuase it just messes up on me...

uhmmmm is eveything arite with your brain... your being nice to me and u never call anyone cute.... but i like this side of you.... i dont mind you calling me lassie any more....... chanduuuuuuuuu

my life is okay..... got my 3 and half sesion of photography in silence today.... uhmmm no music or antyhing..... okay i shall stop writting because DA peeps will be like wtf is she writting her whole life on jangos wall.... cya....

So, my cute little chandu, how's life?

tc xx

hhahahahhahaheheheheehahahahhahaha

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-01-29 05:02:54 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Nothin.
Hey, I watched the news and there's a huge riot or something in Egypt. You said your parents went to Egypt? I hope they're okay.

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-01-29 13:25:15 +0000 UTC]

No they're back, thank God. Thanks for asking though.

Yeah, there's crazy stuff happening in Egypt and that whole area... jheez.

No I don't live in London, I live by the sea but I go to London sometimes during weekends, if I have spare time.

Man, Amsterdam is amazing. Seriously, it's one of my favouritie cities. If your aunts invite you, you should totally go you won't regret it.

Of course I wish you luck bubba. I also well want Los Helljets to be famous haha, then I could casually say that I've known you since like 2010.

Suspicious phone calls LOL your life is such a thriller

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-01-29 13:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Ah, good. Great, i started to worried...

Sadly, the aunts i mentioned...they were people who asked me to cut my hair... Hell no! I will not spend my time with them. Nooooo! But yeah i'd like to go there^^

Thanks for the wish... Yeah and then i told them you are an old friend of mine...

About the phone calls... i used lame excuses lately, which is actually worked!!! "I'm not feeling too well today" or "Sorry not to picked up your calls man...I've been asleep all day..." and such....
Am I evil? I mean, they tried to kidnap me at saturday night!

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-01-29 16:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Really? Did they come over all the way to Indo for Christmas?

Yeah and I could be famous for rotting. Way to go.

Haha! I love lame excuses. Maybe you should just have a man-to-man (if it is a man) chat with your friend and tell him/her: look, it's nothing personal but I don't really want to be part of your project.

Is it saturday night now over there? Are you going to party? :L

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-01-29 17:58:21 +0000 UTC]

They usually came a month before christmas and stays in Indo for 1-2 months.

No, i can't do that to my friends, I just need some time alone^^ I'm a loner lately.

But usually the conversation will goes like this:
Me: "Look, it's nothing personal but I don't really want to be part of your project."

No-good friend from hell: "Really? But i have a pack of cigarettes here in my hand. Help me and it's yours."

Me: "Ooh, cigarettes! Deal. Let's do this."


Nope. No mood for hanging out. It's raining outside^^ I think i'll stay at home, drinking coffee. It's kinda sad, is it?

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-01-29 20:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Man, they must have got a well nice tan by that time... or are they naturally dark-skinned anyway? I have a friend from the Philippines, she's got kinda dark skin, it's really nice like milk chocolate. Have you got dark-ish skin too?

You're a loner lately... did you get a Jesienna Chandra? Chandra got Chandra, that would be pretty cool, even though it's obviously not a good thing to have. Is everything okay?

Cigs, really? :L I thought you didn't smoke (anymore)? Or maybe Im confusing you with someone else... but I don't think so. I smoke from a pipe sometimes because I want to make smoke-boats like Gandalf but that usually fails :/ but one day, oh yes, one day I'll make a smoke-boat and I'll sail away on it to... hmm... Jamaica! Yeah, good life plan!

Well yeah I guess that's a little bit sad... but then again I like to stay in sometimes tonight Im staying in because I have ridiculous amounts of homework to do so it's not exactly my choice v_v but yee... I like to stay in sometimes just chilling with music and the pigcat.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-01-29 20:27:13 +0000 UTC]

Who? My aunts? They're not dark skinned anymore... I don't know what their skin color when they were young, i wasn't there. Spending too much time in Europe i guess...(i didn't see the connection here...)
And yeah, my skin is a little bit darkish. Umm...why are we talking about my aunts and skins anyway?

Everything is okay...but not okay at the same time. It's a little bit complicated. I like to be a loner sometimes though. Lone ranger. Like Chuck Norris.

I'm smoking. I told you that already. You do smoke from a pipe? I mean, seriously? And...smoke boats? Gandalf?!
You are really a hobbit! It's kinda creepy having an old dude with pointy hat as friend, you know. But yeah, he is bad ass! Here, old Gandalf has something to say to you^^ [link]

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-01-29 20:43:01 +0000 UTC]

Cos everyone here has an obsession with fake tan, I'd LOVE to have a tan but I don't want to look orange like all the people who use fake tan, which is why I don't use it. So as soon as I thought they stayed in Indo for 2 months the first thing that came to my mind was: badass tan <3

Whats wrong?

Shit. Right. I better do what he says. I bet he can beat the shit out of a little hobbit. Yeah the pipe thing LOL I don't actually have one, my friends boyfriend does and I steal it from him sometimes haha. Its fun. Shishas are amazing too.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-01-29 21:05:25 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, this is the first time both of us are online at the same time. What time is it on your place?

Can i ask you dumb question? Is there any particular reason you want to get your skin tanned?
My place isn't a tropical beach, you know^^ Staying in my city for 2 months won't make your skin tan.

What's wrong about what? About me? Well...let's say for me these days aren't good as it used to be. I mean, there's good things happened too, but at the same time, not a happy days for Jango. Hard to explain...I don't even know how to explain it. It's supernatural^^

So...your friend's boyfriend is an old guy?! Gah! I don't want to think about it. People your hanging out with...are old guys??? Now i can imagine this party you told me about.


Hehe.

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-01-29 21:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Ikr?! :L Its cos im stuck in doing homework for once. Its 21:12

Oh yes dumb question! I think tanned blondes look pretty... but only when its natural tan which is hard to get here.

REALLY????? :/ I thought Indo was like... on the equator or something. That has really messed up my view of our planet. *thinks back to geography lessons* ah yes, not surprising. I don't remember them.

Supernatural Chandra.

Hahahaha he's not old he's my age :L yeah I was a bit shocked when I saw him with a pipe for the first time. I'm really tempted to get him some grandad glasses.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-01-29 22:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Ya, Indo is in the equator, but it's not hot as you're imagine... I checked my photos when i was a baby, and I was white, like a freaking japanese^^ few years gone by, my skin getting darky, so yeah, spend some time in Indonesia will get you tanned skin. Uh...Why are we still talking about skins?

Oh, tanned blonde? Hot. Can't wait to see the tanned version of you^^ Tanned hobbit.


It's okay Ron, i won't tell anyone that you spent your time hanging out with old people...

ANYONE WHO READ THIS, ATTENTION! RONI IS HANG OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE ALL THE TIME. AND SHE SMOKE FROM A PIPE!



Hehehehehe^^

Hmm, it's 3 am in here and I still wide awake...must be the coffee...
Actually I'm getting a little bit tired... Do you mind if I go to sleep? Thanks for the chat^^ See you tomorrow?
Oh, and good night Ron. Good luck with your homeworks. Have a nice dream^^

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-01-29 22:35:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL Thanks Jango, you're a good man, I see you can be trusted with secrets. Btw. I also have a walking stick, most of my male friends already have bald patches and we like to play bingo at our retirement home but don't tell anyone, oki? ^^
Yeah sweet dreams you too, nocturnal caveman. (:

ps. my homework is going great (not), I've watched about 50 youtube videos in that time... this is going to be a looooooooong night. Ffs.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-01 08:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Kidnapping process are already begun...fuck!

Haha, bingo^^ Does old people ever played any games other than bingo?

I see. Great job, you've done your homework then^^

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-03 09:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh no... good luck, you'll survive hopefully.

I don't know man... but bingo is such a shit game. ¬_¬'

Yeah the homework. FML. (I still haven't done it...failfailfail. Oh well Pigcat likes me the way I am.)

We had a school trip to Cambridge and there was this guy there he well reminded me of you, well, Pharell Williams which is basically you as we have already colaboratively established lol, I well wanted to ask him if he's Indonesian, Moslem and plays in a band. I was with my friends though so I restrained myself, they could've got embarassed of me haha. Oh the temptations of life I resist just to look normal >.<

And last night I saw that dude that smokes from a pipe, he was running through town with a smile on his face hahah. I guess he managed to make a smoke-boat then :L

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-04 19:02:49 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry grandma Roni, i'll live...

What's your pig's name again?

That guy...uh...it was me... Okay, the truth is, I was stalking you this whole time...I lied when I told you i lived in Indonesia.... I know EVERYTHING about you, Weronika. I. KNOW. EVERYTHING. And I know what you did last summer! (i know, it should be written in that cutout magazine letters used in ransom note, but it spent too much time, so...)

What is it like, smoking from a pipe? Does it taste good? I'd like to try it^^

I don't want to sounds like a nerd but (well, sometimes i'm a bit nerdy...it's a guy thing^^) i had this PC game, actually it's like, my favorite game of all time, I never get tired playing it. It's called 'the Witcher'. And the interesting fact is...that game was based on Polish book series! I think it was originally called 'Wiedzmin' or something.

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-04 22:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Grandma Roni hahaha. Well son, of course you'll survive, afterall my blood runs in your veins! (what the fuck did I just write?!)

The pigs name is Franka <3 we just watched the D&G fashion show together. (except that she was facing away from the TV, bless, everyone makes mistakes hehe)

I knew somebody stalked me! Next time you're following me in a lorry can you please not beep at me, you almost gave me a heart attack when I was walking home on wednesday!

Smoking from a pipe? Well, its disappointing when you can't make a boat, I'll tell you that. I can't even make smoke rings!!! How am I going to sail to Jamaica?! Well... anyway it tastes nice, depends what kind of flavour tobacco you get. I usually have some fruit-flavour but that guy told me he had whisky flavoured tobacco as well, I need to try that. And yeah... at first it has this funny after-taste of wood, if the pipe is wooden.

Yeah Wiedzmin, that sounds right, it means Witcher. Thats pretty cool, I need to ask my mum if she has read those books. Don't worry, nerds are trendy in this day and age ^^.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-04 22:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, what the fuck did you just write?!! Ughhh...that's disturbing!

Franka... frankanstein?! Franka the pig...i think u should called her Babe. Cos she's a pig. A furry pig. Why am I blabbering like this? ah, of course...5 am, time to sleep, my nocturnal clock need to rest...

Yes ma'am. Will do.

Making smoke rings are easy. You just need to say 'ring' while you blowing out the smoke. "Rrrrrrrrriiing!" Voila, instant smoke rings! Unbelievable? Just try it. Basically, any words should work, for example, if u said 'cube' then you will get a cubic smoke, etc. Just make sure you didn't said inappropriate words like, 'penis' or 'shit' or 'ass'. That will give you a horrible shape of smoke, and probably deep mental trauma.

What the hell did I just write?!!!! Just forget it. Forget what I said.

I doubt your mom reads the Witcher...if she did though, it means your mom is awesome!!!

Good night grandma...I mean, Roni (what have you done, Roni??!!!). Sweet dreams.

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-05 17:40:07 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha that's the most bullshit you've ever written in one msg! ^^ I love it. Told you its my blood in your veins, when you grow up you're going to be crazy just like me

Yes that's it Chandra, wash your teeth and go to sleep. If you hurry up grandma might read you a bed time story, but you'll have to be quick because grandma also wants to listen to "late night phone-in bingo" on her pre-historic WW1 radio on that note: old people lol [link]

That makes me think of one of my all time favourite grandma jokes, you probably heard it:
- Grandma, have you seen my tablets? They're colorful and it says LSD on them.
- Fuck the tablets, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!

^Hahaha, my grandma totally wants to try weed but no one will buy it for her. She's crazy enough already we're also afraid that she will like it.

"That will give you a horrible shape of smoke, and probably deep mental trauma." I can so imagine you promoting safe sex to mental hospital patients with this slogan. Dr. Chandra, famous author of self-help books and guidance booklets on how to make smoke shapes. Hehe I kid I kid, I know you were tired when you wrote that message :L but its just too funny.

5 am... just out of interest, when and for how long do you sleep? I mean, how can you do that and cope with school and everything. I don't get it.

I call Franka Frankenstein sometimes, or just stein. Can't put too much effort into saying things, it could affect the complex rotting process and Earth would stop turning or something.

Good night son, sweet dreams. Don't do drugs.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-06 09:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Yep, bullshit took over my brain when I'm tired or ran out of ideas^^

Basement Jaxx? Nice. A bit weird watching it though, haha.

HAHAHAHAH what the fuck?! I was laughing so hard in the middle of the night when I read that LSD joke!

Yes, i meant to write a book about that smoke-shaping guide. "An Instant Smoke Shaping Guide for Dumbasses". And also, the second book, "The Best Way to Commit Suicide through Smoke Shapes", and the third book, "Fast Way to Quit Smoking. Guaranteed!".

I always sleep at 4 or 5 am at holidays^^ especially at Friday and Saturday. On the school days I tried to sleep at normal time.

So, your pigs name is Frankenstein Stein? Just like your teacher's name, that Stopher guy... Christopher 'Power' Stopher.

Please don't call me that! It's disturbiiing!

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-06 15:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Bullshit just takes over my brain whenever, it comes unexpected and uninvited and stays for waaay too long in there.

Would the third book be like this:
Step 1: throw all of your cigarettes in the bin
Step 2: YUR DONE!!!

Yeah that video is just soo wrong hahaa, the girl that sings it isn't actually old though. That's creepy.

It's one of my favourite jokes haha :L but LSD just makes me think of my english exam, it's one of my memos on how to analyse texts. How sad.

You remember Stopher?! :L You awesome man! Yeah, I saw Stophy in the corridor last week, he didn't even smile to me, dick . But yeah actually, I just call Franka Frania most of the time, cos shes so sweet. She was a bit grumpy this morning though, I don't know wai.

And yes, good point, sorry. I shall stop. Stop. Stop now Roni!!!

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-08 14:24:41 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, such an interesting... brain....ahem.

No, the third book would be like this:
- " READ MY SECOND BOOK."
- You're done. As in 'dead' done. See ya.

How can I forget Stopher? I wish I had a name like his, Chandra Dra (???) Or... Jango Go (???!!!)

You know the Beatles had a song about LSD, you probably knew it. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (LSD).

Yes grandma, you should stop. Fuck! I can't get that grandma thing out of my head! I hate you.
Kidding, I still love you grandma. I will visit you at the retirement home next week.

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-09 22:05:46 +0000 UTC]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii ^^

Oh yeah I forgot that was the suicide one. Maybe you should make your third book the 1.5 book, as people who start to read your trilogy will never make it to the third book . Actually, why do I care? Die, bitch, die! (what was that all about?!?!?)

Moving on...

I like Jango Go, sounds like some fitness equippment! Jango Go treadmills, I would totally get one if they sold them.

I never thought the Beatles sung about LSD! Wow. Hey, and that's another song about Lucy! Does Loesialan have a subliminal message linked with heroine addiction? Anyway, 'Roni' by Bobby Brown is clearly about smoking weed from a pipe. That's just obvious. R.O.N.I = Smoking Weed From a Pipe. The letters totally match and everything. Bobby Brown, what a creative mind

I know you love me son and it'll be great to see you paying me a visit at the retirement home, just remember to not come between 12:30 and 16:30 as we are having a badass massacre bingo tournament. Things get heated and violent. Not for children! Nurses here call it 'mass euthanasia'

NO. We must stop the grandma thing!!!! Good night, son.

PS I just told my cousin that I know a Moslem who has a band called the helljets and she was like NO WAY RONI and I was like YES WAY INDEED!!!

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-09 23:27:54 +0000 UTC]

Hiya!

Fitness equipment?! Hahaha... ha. Wait for my revenge, Roni!!!

Loesialan have a subliminal message about sugar addiction. It's all about how sugar can be dangerous for your health. And also about the importance of vitamin C, how to make a good coffee, and how to broke up with your girlfriend through a song. There's a book about it too (the book called "Die, Bitch Die!!!"). It's a healthy song, for mental disorder people.

Whoa, do you mean the "World Bingo Deathmatch Massacre Championship 2010" ??? that's awesome! I wish you luck, grandma!

Yes, we should stop! And somehow, we're still doing it. Please stop.

What? your cousin thinks moslem people can't have a band? I don't know about those Arabian people, but the truth is, the only moslem band are just us, baby, just us....and....also the rest of Indonesian bands...and probably other bands in different moslem country. Suddenly i didn't feel too special anymore...(sob)

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-10 21:26:46 +0000 UTC]

Hey

That's one of those 'oh-shit! moments'. Jango's vengance... I better hide, I still remember the kicking/spanking threat. I bet you have snakes too.

Awwww (: I'm sure you're the only Moslem band really. The others are just pretending to be Moslem. Pff. Bunch of amateurs. Okay, maybe not, but I'm sure that even if they are Moslem and have bands they wouldn't be able to make a song about sugar addiction, helath implications of vitamin C, life guidance on coffee making and politically correct ways to break up with your girlfriend (Fuck you Lucy - politeness above all )

Haha yeah... I don't know it's just a thing that whenever someone says 'Moslem' people like me or my cousin instantly imagine a bearded man who hangs out at the Mosque all the time and keeps his 50 wives at home. And has camels. Has to have camels, if he doesn't have camels then he's not a Moslem, everybody knows that right? It's about as intelligent as the fact that here whenever someone says that someone is 'Asian' we instantly assume that they are Chinese. I mean, you can't be Asian without being Chinese, right. China is totally the only country in Asia (completely ignoring the fact that Asia is the biggest continent)... WHY ARE EUROPEANS SO STUPID.?!

I don't actually know any Moslem person that has 50 wives, a long beard, camels and all of the Moslem guys I know have other life preoccupations than going to Mosque, you know, some of them ahem-ahem I'm not pointing fingers or naming names *ahem* Jango *ahem* don't even go to the Mosque at all. No shit, so yeah that's why she was a bit surprised cos you totally don't fit the bearded-old-man-in-Saudi-Arabia stereotype.

It's really a shame that Moslems get such a bad rep because of the terrorist attacks etc. I remember when I went to Turkey all the Moslem people were just soooooo nice. My parents said the same thing about Egyptians. Hmmm. Well anyway, I once heard that apparently all Polish people wear socks with sandals hahahahahahaha! Man people these days... it's like the same thing I have with calling every person under the age of 16 "twelve"

Yeah we really should stop I will never ever do it again. Bingo muahahahaha.

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-12 08:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, looks like you got a lot of thing on your mind when you write this...

Yeah, Roni! Any last words?! "Please don't kill me" wouldn't work. I should prepare my legs first, they called Law and Order. Just like my teacher's, Mr. Norris.

Thank you very much, miss Weronika^^ I have friends who plays in a metal band. I always hang out with them, about a year ago. And they do what metal bands always do. Writing songs about ol' Satan, and death and such... and they're moslem. The point is, sometimes you can't link music with religion... I wrote a song about The Devil once. It has a bad sound quality, so i can't let you listen to it^^

There's a lot of people who has long beards in Indonesia, but 50 wives?? really? In Indonesia, if a man had 2 wives he will be on the news. Well, not always. If you are famous, that is.
And what camel has to do with religion? Hahah. I don't know where to put my camel if i have one. They doesn't seems fit with grass and trees.

Hmm, i don't looked like a chinese, not a little bit. My drummer is a chinese. And some of my friends are chinese. Funny people, those chinese people. They have funny names too, haha.

HEY! I go to the mosque!... sometimes. Well, I'm not proud of it, but at least I'm trying...

Those terrorist killed their own moslem fellows while they bombing Bali, few years ago. They shall taste my Law and Order someday!!!


Yes, thank you, let's stop. Let's.

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-12 12:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Please don't kill me, cos my hands are called Clumsy and Lazy.

I don't know what I had on my mind when I wrote this but all I had to say was that Moslems are well cool.

And I don't know what the fuck camels have to do with religion but all I know is that when I grow up I want a pet tiger, a pet grizzly bear and a pet camel. Then my life would be fulfilled. (would that make me Moslem, Christian and Buddhist at the same time? Ahh, now there's a philosophical question for you. I'm joking, please don't answer that.)

I wouldn't mind having 50 husbands actually. They'd all have to live in different countries though. Then I'd always have a husband to visit on holiday. That would be great.

Okay now that we have succesfully stopped the grandma thing we can go back to the stupid questions ritual.
Do you have to take you shoes off when you go to a Mosque in Indo?

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jangojoneshelljets In reply to this-is-roni [2011-02-13 08:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I bet your hands are very useful for...for.. I don't know... What for exactly???

I don't know about coolness, but I'm just trying to say that moslem are human too. At least here in Indonesia. Wait, I'm not saying in other countries they're less-human, for god's sake, no. I'm just saying the people here (as far as i know) are easily tempted, easy to be lost, and worldly. Like...normal people.

Wait, which animal resembling the christian and buddhist here?? Ah, I get it. You're joking here right? Nevermind, nevermind. I'm not supposed to answer that question anyway...

50 husbands? Ron, that's creepy. Well, actually me having 50 wives isn't a bad idea either, hahahahahay.

Yay. The grandma thing finally over. Hoorah. Sweet. Awesome.

Of course I have to take my shoes off (in the mosque all over the world). Sometimes the floor is carpet-covered inside the mosque. And we have to do this 'ritual' before pray or entering the mosque. We have to wash our face (including ears), hands/arms, hair (just a little bit), and our feet.

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this-is-roni In reply to jangojoneshelljets [2011-02-13 20:36:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I use my hands for most things I do hehe.

I don't know but atheists are definitely cats. Or maybe not... I think Pigcat does believe in God, as in, she believes she IS God.

Hehe, see it is a tempting idea. Bad greedy Jango!!!

Heyy haha... I found a great song about a grandma, it makes me think of you, so funny, [link] listen at like 1:25 "and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession." LOL

Oh right, cos we had to take our shoes off at the Mosque in Turkey and I was wondering if that's world wide or if we just got special treatment (as in: "bloody tourists.")
Yeah, the carpet was mega-nice.

How are you?

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