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[2007-01-05 03:23:42 +0000 UTC]
"Loves himself some puppets."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 274; Deviations: 81; Watchers: 95
Watching: 102; Pageviews: 36627; Comments Made: 1279; Friends: 102
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Mike Kaluta.Favorite movies: Big Trouble in little China, MST3K: The Movie.
Tools of the Trade: Needle, thread, fur and fleece.
Other Interests: DVD's, Comics, Bluray collecting
# Comments
Comments: 486
Yet She has way more grey hair.
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I was sent to say YOU SUCK.
...or happy birthday. Or something.
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My Jeff Aden lies over the ocean...
seriously dude, how the hell have you been? I'm burning your Bullsh!t DVDs until I hear word back from you. (j/k) But seriously, whats up with stuff man?
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Keeping busy. Working on a new book. And you?
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I'm finding a groove again after going through a big transition. I've got my own place now. It's been a bit hectic but I'm glad to say I'm pretty much settled.
New book, huh? I guess I shouldn't expect any less from you and your notorious productive ways.
I've been reading a lot more than I have been writing. But I think it's helping what I am putting on paper.
Here's a thought: Let's hang out soon! I know you're a busy man. But I'd love to have you over for some food, Hulu and of course give you back these borrowed DVDs.
You still have my number?
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I changed my phone service so I got a different number and I lost all the ones I had stored. We should totally hang out sometime.
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Hey bud,
Do you like The Smiths?
Check out the link on my profile. Currently Shawn Demumbrum the founder of the project is taking submissions for Vol. 2. And he's mostly interested in taking in getting local artists and writers for the project.
Jacob
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Woot. Text me at: 602 410 7116
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Hmm...the cliffnotes for the Great Gatsby?
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CON GRATS ON THE ZVSC WIN!
I look forward to reading it.
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Hey! Thanks so much! I hope you like it.
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email is B1314hansen@hotmail.com
Thanks
OH and thanks for the watch
thank you
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Just sent it to you. Enjoy!
I was upset I wasn't watching you sooner. You are quite welcome.
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Y'know, 'cause it's "lite"... and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is.
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Your mama is so stupid, she thinks Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.
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I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. I'm so wise and I have worms.
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And as of this morning we are completely wireless here at Shrute Farm. But as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires we'll get all that power back on.
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One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump... on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.
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Oh my god, Dwight got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call... I gotta call someone, I don't even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!
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Meredith. Men's room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes. They're worn down.
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You know what they say about a car wreck where it's so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.
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Samuel, you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt.
...Wait, who's Dwigt?
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Times have changed a little and as much as we are a family here at Dunder Mifflin, there comes a time when the Daddy cannot take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to.
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Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
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You don't go by monopoly, man! That game is *nuts*! You don't just pick up "Get out of jail free" cards! Those things cost thousands!
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364 days... 'til the next pretzel day.
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I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted.
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That is sort of an oaky afterbirth.
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I'm excited about doing the ad but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around.
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Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.
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I don't like looking at it; it's creepy and in bad taste and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers that forced the babies into it. It is the opposite of art. It destroys art. This is so much more offensive to me than hard core porn!
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I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
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I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.
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