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jestermonkey
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[2003-01-26 00:46:21 +0000 UTC]
"[subliminal message]"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 36; Deviations: 80; Watchers: 53
Watching: 0; Pageviews: 12889; Comments Made: 2068; Friends: 0
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Jean-Micheal BasquatTools of the Trade: superdomesticism
Other Interests: mental disorders, epidemics, drugs, whores, pimpin', fashion, religious studies
# About me
a.jms | 1988-model, boytype chassis | BKLYNI am a small-time small-talk artfuck who's no fun; but once upon a time I was a teenager and student just like you!
I used to hate and feel ashamed of this gallery, but now I like it enough to show some of my favourites from this period between 1999-2007 where I mostly made art to communicate with my friends, make silly jokes, and deal with being a mentally-unstable teen.
That's why, at the end of my teenage years, when I found out my mom was checking up on this page, and telling family members my username, I cut and ran. A lot of things I did here were just too personal and telling; think if you parents read your journal or text messages; and the fact that I was obscuring it by drawing cartoon animal-people just made it more awkward.
I still am on the internet, posting art, but I'd like to keep my past in the past. This gallery is retired. Please feel free to share or repost, but don't edit or profit.
my current icon was something I have saved as made for me by
# Comments
Comments: 210
jesterrrrrrrrrrrr, I haven't seen you in forever and a day! What's crackin' you crazy mofo?
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:laughsoutmotherfuckingloud:
SANTA YOU STUPID BITCH NIGGA
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I R DRAWIN UNICORN BOIZ LULZ.
Because I told Justin that he was magical like a unicorn.
so now he has a unicorn fursona/avatar thing. whether he likes it or not.
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adsdhsdhks. YES.
ALL UNICORN, ALL THE TIME.
I swear to god my madscience would make the whole world into unicornz. D:
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BY YOU RULES OF MANWHORE=HIMBO, PUSH AGREES WITH ME. YOU HIMBO.
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OH MAI.
*GOES TO GET EXCESSIVE AMMOUNTS OF G FROM PUZZLES* :'D
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I got so much vaaaast nothing to say.
hmm...
check?
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when i was a wee lad all i wanted was jest a monkey.. now i have you friend!
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; ; oh my gosh, thanks for the watch!
you're so nice+sweet <333
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sweet. David is now sexier than ever.
I think I'll bring your comics & interest down tonight.
be there
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lovely avi! totally BETTER than before! MUCH
Oh and your hawk plumeage is all down and ruffled in your picture. I like it...
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I just got sick of seeing the old one. thankee<3
xD yeah. I'd just showered an hour or so before, and then my mom was all like *PICTURES OF CAINE+EGGS!?!YES.* so I ruffed it for'ds so it wouldn't look like wethair.
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Damn, you're right. I just forgot to take them off but I'll go with "glove stealer" WJAT FUN!
You had better show up on Monday and take them from me huh? I'm growing quite attached to the orange one so that will be more of a fight. Unless of course I get a pair at the dollar-general.
Don't worry, I;'m taking good care of your gloves, and growing used to ttyping in them. I even took the lint off of them.
What about my saying huh? Do I call you a quote theif? NOOOOOO!
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fo serious yo >:{
i was just wondering because i theenk i watched you there.
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heeey,you seem familiar.
were you at sheezy? :0 :0 :0
well,i am watching you back either way.
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I REALLY don't know if I should call you Holden or Tyler...
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Y'know. I was just here, and i was thinking...
"Caulfield&Durden" would make a great legal agency. Very lawyer-sounding. I'll direct you to Lullaby and maybe you get where Im going with that...
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Razorblades in your cotton candy, steel wool in your apples!
Oh, and you're gonna be with me and stuff so you can be an eye witness. Shoot.. I bet if you ask nicely the cops will even let you draw the chalk outline!
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well you stalling comic writer, holes in socks, that moves around the rug...
You were so sucked through the moho,
therefore I laugh at you uncontrollably.
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Pencil pushing punk raver paver!
I hope you get sucked to the center of the earth!
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Hello,
You seem familiar but I'm not sure why..?
Maybe I've been to your page before. If so, I can't believe I didn't do this before:
+watch!
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thank you very much for entering my contest.
though it was not the winning peice I still want to draw you something because I really loved it. So just tell me what you want and I'll get back to you.
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I miss you, ericka. 
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Im totally better than myself
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ee! *wriggles a moment, then bees squished*
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*Comes crying to LeJester
THERE ARE TOO MANY OF ME OUT THERE!!!!
*Cries*
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now now then, what's all this, wotwot? *pats your 7-inch radius* =0
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There's no "Andy" anymore. It's "That kid who has the exact same style, and ALMOST inks/draws/paints as good as Nanya or some of the other DA jerks on this place."
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also....
go here....
[link]
if you don't laugh.... then I don't know you...
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Yeah yeah.... I'm getting the hang of this..... IDK, kinda leveling (don't ask) anyway... now that we've established the GTI we need members.... or maybe, we should just you know... keep this a Butchcassidy/Sundance kid thing. IDK Either way...
I feel like a minnow,
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but you haven't got a hook through you, so no need to worry.
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I'm just sorta afraid of the musky, pike, and bass on this bizzle...
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i feel loved and uh. yeah.
-gets a leafblower and blows your cover-
ohoho that wasnt dirty.
o_o
-clicks and runs-
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