jesusbite In reply to ndifference [2019-06-11 18:22:56 +0000 UTC]

i would put an obvious rhyme here but i'd be demonitized

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jesusbite In reply to elphabastevens [2015-12-19 01:12:46 +0000 UTC]

ahem

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jesusbite In reply to positivitize [2015-12-19 01:12:37 +0000 UTC]

wat

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jesusbite In reply to fleeet [2015-07-12 02:26:34 +0000 UTC]

pour another

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fleeet In reply to jesusbite [2015-08-26 11:06:24 +0000 UTC]

*salutes*

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jesusbite In reply to aaaaaaaahhhh [2015-07-12 02:26:24 +0000 UTC]

dude, fuckin

dude

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jesusbite In reply to ndifference [2015-01-12 03:01:24 +0000 UTC]

le pubes

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ndifference In reply to jesusbite [2015-01-12 14:23:47 +0000 UTC]

How many pubes?  Conjugate!

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jesusbite In reply to substanceabuse [2013-11-08 02:24:24 +0000 UTC]

i prefer 'cunny' thank you

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substanceabuse In reply to jesusbite [2013-11-08 03:55:36 +0000 UTC]

What are you, a 65 year old British woman?  

Also, I just discovered the term "cunny wafting," and I am eternally grateful to you for that.

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jesusbite In reply to substanceabuse [2013-11-09 02:24:58 +0000 UTC]

cunny, fanny, twatbox, all the same shit. let's have some tea time.

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substanceabuse In reply to jesusbite [2013-11-09 03:17:37 +0000 UTC]

Well that just sounds splendid.  I don't even have an IM thing anymore (that I can remember), but we need to get together to have a chat.

You have to show me some of the things you've been working on.

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jesusbite In reply to nonculture [2012-02-28 04:23:18 +0000 UTC]

i farted, and it seems the wind blew all my poems away

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jesusbite In reply to Sperpy [2012-01-31 17:05:43 +0000 UTC]

yo

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Sperpy In reply to jesusbite [2012-02-03 11:44:06 +0000 UTC]

just checking you're still breathing

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jesusbite In reply to Sperpy [2012-02-03 19:12:14 +0000 UTC]

no i am dead, i am a zombie

but i am a zombie that eats boobs

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Sperpy In reply to jesusbite [2012-02-07 07:36:03 +0000 UTC]

I read this blog about zombies and apparently zombies would never be able to take over the world because they would all decompose before they have a chance to like take over. I feel like you are going to be an even less effective zombie given how specific you are in your diet.

Just sayin'

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jesusbite In reply to Sperpy [2012-02-08 23:05:09 +0000 UTC]

hrm, my plan for world domination seems ruined now. perhaps i should become a politician instead

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Sperpy In reply to jesusbite [2012-02-09 02:46:37 +0000 UTC]

you should become a king instead. I'd vote for you

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jesusbite In reply to Sperpy [2012-02-09 07:09:18 +0000 UTC]

king of butts

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Sperpy In reply to jesusbite [2012-02-09 08:45:28 +0000 UTC]

a noble king indeed

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jesusbite In reply to tmpst24myst [2011-11-04 05:05:23 +0000 UTC]

kisses.

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jesusbite In reply to tmpst24myst [2011-09-15 04:06:29 +0000 UTC]

booty call master.

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jesusbite In reply to dimerization [2011-11-04 05:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Um, find a way to contact me. Thx.

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jesusbite In reply to complex [2011-05-30 08:36:50 +0000 UTC]

i seem to have grown a third nipple

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ndifference In reply to jesusbite [2011-06-02 20:25:38 +0000 UTC]

Not as useful as a second butthole, but what can you do?

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jesusbite In reply to ndifference [2011-06-02 22:56:34 +0000 UTC]

milk myself.

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jesusbite In reply to jesusbite [2011-06-16 21:42:24 +0000 UTC]

They're huge!

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ndifference In reply to jesusbite [2011-06-06 20:42:40 +0000 UTC]

Are you lactating again?

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jesusbite In reply to feldon [2011-05-13 21:27:03 +0000 UTC]

i once farted and i smelled it a week later.

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